Tony Danza's Face was born on July, 7th 1856.  Lengend has it that the face had hella mittins on it.

Tony Danza's face got his big break in '77 when he first appeared on "The Tony Danza Show".  He is highlighted by this cicle.  The show did not last long because it hella sucks, and Tony Danza's face slipped off the cliff into the spiral of which was his career.

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Tony Danza's Face is pictured here being hella stupid.  He bought hella cabins in 1956 and since these cabins were hella cold they hella need mittens to warm themselves up or they would wind up like the soggy cardboard boxes in the Costco recycling bins.

Here we see Tony Danza's Face during his drug addiction time period.  Tony Danza's Face stopped appearing in "I can't believe it's not Sashay" Commercials and stayed up late and watched a lot of Fragel Rock reruns and started hanging around people like Don Johnson.

Hey everybody look Tony Danza's face managed to sneak his face into this family photo.  What a little rascal.  Tony Danza's face was later arrested for intruding on private property.  The controversial publicity of his face then became known world wide and everyone was begging to get a grasp of the Face.

Tony Danza's Face then goes around selling used staplers door to door and chair to chair.  Mr.Staplers loved his stapler selling so much Tony Danza's Face then appeared in many Staplers commercials.

Tony Danza then stepped in and tried to sell his face to "various" "cable" "stayshawnz" and shows.  But everyone that was writing the show that day would not buy it no matter what he said.  Tony Danza's Face was then out of business.

In an attempt to restart his career, Tony Danza's face became a spokesmawn for Nabisco.  Many people misunderstood why he would take such a sudden jump.  Shortly after Tony Danza's Face became the spokesmawn for Nabisco their sales in Vanilla Waffers went down and Tony Danza's Face was yet again fired.  Tony Danza Face had to say "What does it take for a face to make a little sashay here and there these days.  I mean I have seen broken waffle makers but I mean come on!  Just come on!  What has this world come to?  Cube?" Cuba then sewed Tony Danza's face for the comment.

Tony Danza's Face has now stayed out of the public's face and become part of a garage band known as The Goat and Paper Tablets.  They have been featured on such CDs with REM (not to be confused with R.E.M.) on the 7 copies sold cd "Hey Hey I'm Rem" and on Micheal Jackson's "Invincible".