1. Just kall meeh milk, I'll do ur body good
2. Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want u to be
3. I may not be da best lookin gurl here, but I'm da only one talkin to u
4. My luv for you is like da energizer bunny, it keeps goin n goin n goin.....
5. If u were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous
6. Guy: Would u like to dance??
Gurl: I don't kare for dis song and surely wouldn't mind dance wid u
Guy: I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood, I said you look "fat in those pants"
7. Excuse meeh, do u have ur phone number, I've seem to lost mine
8. I'm new in town, could I have da directions to your house???
9. If ur left leg was Thanksgiving n ur rite leg Christmas, can I visit u between da holiday??
10. You may not be da best lookin gurl here, but beauty is only a light switch away
11. I lost muh bed, can I sleep wid u tonite???
12. Are your legs tired, because you've been running through muh mind all day long
13. Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home without meeh
14. Do you have a quarter??? My mother told meeh to kall home when I met da gurl/guy or my dreams
15. The word for da nite is legs, let's go back to my room and spread da word
16. Hey baby, what's ur sign??? --Caution, slippery when wet, dangeroud curves ahead, yield???
17. My name iz_______, remember it cuz you'll be screamin it all nite long..
18. I can't find muh puppy, can you help meh find him? I think he went into dis cheap motel
19. Was your dad a farmer???--Cause you sure have great melons
20. Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before???
Gurl: Yeah, dat's why I don't go there nemore
21. Hey babe, come over and sit on my lap, and we will talk about da first thing dat pop up
22. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business
23. Baby, you must be a broom, cuz you swept meeh off my feet
24. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz everytime I see you, you turn meeh on!!
25. I hope u kno CPR, cuz you take my breath away!!!
26.I kno milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking???
27. If I told you had a great body, would you hold it against meeh???
28. Was ur dad a king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you
29. Were you arrested earliet?? It's gotta be illegal to look dat good
30. Damn gurl, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged
31. Guy: If I could see u naked, I'd die happy
Gurl: If I could see u naked, I'd probably die laughin
32. If I was a puppy, would u let me follow u home???
33. So wud if I u have a gf/bf...it's mind over matter...if u don't mind..he/she don't matter
34. You've been a bad gurl/boy! Go to MY room young man/woman
35. You look like my third gf/bf...I've only had 2