James K. Polk vs. Mecha Polk
Space Ghost tells us the REAL reason we won the Mexican American War.
Hippie Wars Episode 3: The Battle of the Hippies
Wow, who could think that stuff written about hippies could be so fun gay.
The Origin of MegaHyperSSJ8Bojack
Like Shakespeare, except without the faggy English prissy boys.
The Console Wars
I refuse to sell out and put an Osama Bin Laden joke here.
Past Polls
Staff gives their opinions on our polls. Exciting.
Timewasters 2
Ace gets really bored, writes stupid things, but the picture of the dead rabbit is worth it all.
Andre the Giant
Andre the Giant probably had the largest penis in the world.
The Real On the Beat with Ace Kendo 16
Hank as a fightin' robot!
State of Triple Life - Ace
Ace rants about what he feels. And it feels like burning.
Punchin In
Fun with drunken women and pathetic man.
On the Beat with Ace Kendo 16
Zenxin's damn funny parody of Ace's column. The funny is neverending.
What to do with your obsolete Dreamcast.
I just can't believe that Sega would
condemn such a piece of art so early. Eh, at least it is better than my pet rock.
Ranma 1/2
This show is fucking gay. Plus a 1/2.
The Girls of Triple Life
These are the ladies that send in their pictures to appease me. Me being Seru Ace.
An Average NYPD Officer
I do not condone the killing of minorities, nor do I promote racism. Do not e-mail me death threats.
On the Beat 12: Love II
Ace tries to prove his heterosexuality, and humor
insues.
Journal of a Gas Jockey 2
Now including more Nazi propoganda then ever before!
Contest Speech
Space Ghost didn't enter the contest, and we don't care, he's the winner God damn it.
On the Beat 10: With Ace Kendo
You really didn't want to read this. I don't know why I wrote it. Trust me.
The State of Triple
If Triple Life was a state, it would have the largest population of heterosexuals in the USA.
HAPPY INSTANT MESSANGER FUN!
Chris Psaros and Triple Life engage in inane conversation.
Fun Games:
Ace gets really fucking bored and makes up stupid shit.
Ask Seru
People ask me stupid questions, I give them sarcastic answers.
On the Beat 8: with Ace Kendo
He needs to get out more. And he needs to find a woman!
On the Beat 4: with Ace Kendo
Why the fuck does he keep writing these damn things? Well, this one's about whiskey. Laugh. You know you want to.
Journal of a Gas Jockey
Seru40 shares with us what he does all night at work. Comedy without equal.
On the Beat 2: With Ace Kendo
Ace talks about love. Good for him.
Tales of Censorship
Censorship tackled, by a jaded cynical prick.
