Snake
II is a really exciting game that I play while taking shits.
Seriously, it is the highlight of a good crap. You can find it
on my cell phone, and its really fun and neat. In this game, you
are a snake that must eat these round things to become bigger, then
after eating five of them, a random animal shaped thing appears, and
you eat that too! But the catch is that you must eat is before
the time runs out. The challenge comes when you've gotten so
long that you have to start folding yourself into strange mesoamerican-style
shapes. My top score is 1158! It really passes the time
while sitting on the can.
So, I was sitting on the can the other day, playing Snake II, when I began to think about what was the better game to play on the crapper. . . Snake II, or Tetris. For years, Tetris on Gameboy has made those few minutes a day seem so enjoyable and relaxing. But with the ease of Snake II being on my phone, its slowly taken the place of Tetris as the ultimate shit-taking game. Then there are those of you who probably argue that Gameboy Zelda is a better toilet-break game. But once you beat it a few times, where is the replay value? Qix and Dr. Mario are two other rather good games to play while waiting for the kids to drop off into the pool, but they lack in comparison to Tetris. Though you do get a dancing Mario if you get a good enough score on Qix, then again, you get a giant rocket if you get over 200,000 points in Tetris, and a Space Shuttle if you beat game B, level 9, height 5, but who hasn't? Oh well, this debate may be
eternal, but for now, I am confident in my choice of Snake II. |
