| 12/11: Well, here is the scenario. We are out at the DeWitt High School during a basketball game. It was me, Scaife, Chase, Kyle, DJ, Teddy, and Ron. The Dragons were busy getting beat down by Hughes, and we had just left from the choir concert in the cafeteria (we got band demerits off for going to it.) So, we kicked it outside for the longest time. Everyone was having great jokes, and having big fun. Suddenly, everyone was leaving the game, so we figured we would go too. As we were getting ready to go, this unsmart young lady starts messing with Scaife. So, he politely stepped out of the Explorer and went to take care of business. After a while with no response, Ron and I were getting tired of waiting, so we started to pull out fast. Just then, Scaife runs out in front of us with this girl hanging onto his wrist. He see's that we are leaving, so he jumps in the ride with her still hanging on. So, he starts slapping her in the face trying to get her to let go, but she keeps fighting. "She's a hoss!", I replied as we rounded the curb with her hanging on. Just then, Ron hits the brakes and she keeps going and runs right into the door! Then, the door slammed on her hand as she let go, and we burned rubber into the night. I guess you really had to see her face for it to be as funny as it is to all of us. |
| Well, this is a painful story about the hurts of sneezing. Well, here's the situation. I was down at my house in Gillett ,which is a very old house. I mean very old. This house is one of the worst dust making houses that I have ever seen. We had a many a good times down in that house, and everyone remembers this as one of the best, except for me. I was sleeping really good one night, it was perfect. It was the summertime, and it was cool in my room. Well, I happened not to move at all that night. I awoke to a strong sneezing sensation, and as my sister and my cousin Rickey watched on, I preceded to break the town sneezing record with 40 consecutive sneezes. I couldn't breathe for nothing, but still they got a good kick out of it. You haven't felt real pain until you sneeze 40 times, let me tell you. |
| The year was 2000. The place was Band Camp at Southern Arkansas University at Monticello. Everyone was there. Me, Scaife, Ron, Kolby, Gabe, Sheria, Roshunda, and of course, Teddy was always where we were. I made First Band, 2nd chair because I messed up on one part. So, we were having a great time, watching concerts every night, eating pizza at our own free will, and kickin' it in our Dorm Room (mostly in my and Ron's Room.) Ron had some "interesting" material on his little personal computer, and that was all that most peoplep who came in our room wanted to see. But, we had many funny experiences that week that I can remember, but one sticks out in my mind as one of the funniest things I have ever seen. We just got through playing "Kick the football with no shoes on" and we were in a good mood and we were walking to the main building to look around somemore. As we were walking, this small Middle School Band member was going our opposite direction. And he just happened to choose to go around us on Scaife's side. So, being the "opposite gentleman" like Scaife is, when the little boy got beside him, Scaife did a Judo Kick right into the his chest and he stumbled, smacked into a nearby building, and fell on the ground. We then preceded to point and laugh, before helping up the little guy. I do beleive he earned some cool points for that one guys. |
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