The Expanding Innerverse of Biki Ykeroti - Uber Model
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Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Staying alive! Staying alive!
Thanks for visiting Don'nee's little site. He appreciates it muchly.
He would also appreciate a quick note to say that  you've been
because he lives for feedback... and wah wah.
( Little guitarist joke there... sorry! )
Don'nee Ozzmund (aka Chunky Butt) *** BONUS VIEW ESPECIALLY FOR NITURA! ***
cantina life
Things To Do When The Universe Collapses... temporarily.
Jassen tries to emulate her guru, Cle'Tus but just doesn't have the figure to pull off that outfit!
Don'nees hot pants ride up at the sight of Jassen going the big flex. Meanwhile, Cle'Tus chats up NPC's and Lightwalker, Neodolphino & Ledzio decide to go "hands free" for the moment.
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JUST LOOK WHAT A QUICK ZOLA COLA WITH EXTRA CAFF DID FOR THIS ANAEMIC LOOKING WISP OF A WOMAN! ONE GUZZLE OF DON'NEE'S DRINK WAS ENOUGH TO GET HER IN TIP-TOP CONDITION!
My first attempt at a group photo. Look at all the things I learnt! (Don't display names, stats, chat windows, etc.)
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DON'NEE'S STAR WARS GALAXIES PHOTO GALLERY!
My first photography attempt
slaps Biki's name accross Kacee's face,
Kacee's name into Nitura's face
and Jassen's name into mine!
Can anyone teach me Photography 1?
Please?
The Lekku, the vest, the hotpants.
Don'nee struts his stuff while Bunbun
keeps an eye on the exit...
just in case!
Lookit them biceps!.......  ummm...... 
Well, I'm sure they are there... somewhere.
This is my impersonation of a Bagpipe Trainer. I couldn't get anyone to take my lessons so it looks like the big bagpipe concert I was planning will have to wait.
Shhh! Don't tell anybody it's really me hiding in a big, blue elephant. Hee hee hee!
OFFICIAL STAR WARS GALAXIES SITE
Go there because they make
all this stuff possible.
I finally got to the next level of musicianship and all the musos are LD or AFK. Typical slack bastard musos! It's just like real life! If it wasn't for this guy from Devo I would have been very lonely indeed.
Server disruption cleared the bar faster than Star Wars 1
on a slitherhorn with no flourishes... played by me!
Greb's a serious lookin' man.
Don't mess with him!
The cantina is jumping tonight! Nitura and Bamm explore their
New Romantic tendencies, Bellor is lost in a macro,
Jass pays homage to her fashion guru; Cle'Tus,
while the rest of us find our own grooves to groove in.
His name is Cle'Tus Lardass and he's a sex god; barely restrained behind a thin layer of spandex he is raw sexual energy looking for somewhere to earth!
Cle'Tus Lardass, self-styled
love god and interpretive dance
artist moves to Nitura's
hypnotic melody. What a team!
Hail! Hail! The gang's all here! (Except for all the guys that aren't...)
Bamm & Jass practice their pimpin' moves before a small but dedicated following.
(LEFT)
Jassen & Bamm Bam getting
down in their pimp daddy
(& mommy) outfits, much to the delight of the appreciative gathering.
Wasssssssssssup!?
(BELOW)
Not a bad size crowd for a midweek
shindig in the ol' cantina.
Nitura & Bellor are going to be
miffed when they see the party
they missed out on!
Woop! Woop!
Tigeep balances this shot nicely,
don't you think?
Things To Do When The Universe Collapses... temporarily.
A good trick I learnt is to stand inside large NPC characters,
such as this big fluffy, blue elephantine beasty,
then pretend to be a bagpipe trainer.
I nearly got Lewbacca enrolled, I reckon.
One CLICK makes you larger... and one CLICK makes you small... enter the INNER SANCTUM!
The Hand of PeAcE! Take it to the inner sanctum of yinyangman's cosmos. :o)
yinyangman's cosmos - it's a worthwhile trip... but aren't they all?
zappity zap zap
I'm running out of inspiration for zappy, buzzy noises.
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Flanked by a couple of celebrities, Rayden makes the most of the photo opportunity. The kids back home will never believe this!
Rayden
Rayden is a visitor; a friend from a parallel universe.
(Sunsomething to be imprecise)
Don'nee would like to thank him for giving him sanctuary
and keeping him safe (from Bruce and Lewis)
when he is offline.
Remember; "Dishonour is like a scar on a tree which
time only helps to efface."
The Bushido
Rayden
How can you help but be enthralled by the hip-notic Tallys tune.
Ja'val'shariox
sways sexily
to Tallys'
silky smooth slitherhorn seranade.
This is visit number
to this site.
Thankyou for your patronage!
cantina life
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IS HONOURED TO BRING YOU...
Who IS this bloke anyway?
Born at an early age, Don'nee discovered a love for dace when, at the age of three Earth years, he accidentally wandered on to the hot side of his home planet without any shoes on. The resulting leaps and shouts became a planet-wide dance sensation, thrusting young Don'nee into the world of child entertainers alongside such greats as Mi'Chael Jaxsun and Nik'ki Webstar. Fame truned to famine however when his parents stole all his money and abandoned him and his sister, Mar'ee in an intergalactic casino carpark. After being forced to work off the hefty parking fee he wandered the planet in search of his parents and a good hearty vegetable minestrone. His sister, another talented performer, went on to become a table dancer in the Tattooine Cantina. Don'nee still treads the boards but now with a sorrow in his heart that can only come from abandonement or a really bad Stephen Seagal movie.
Don'nee likes Pina Coladas and taking walks in the rain.
(Don'nee is, let us say, assisted by yinyangman from the far off land of Oz!)
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You have just entered... the Twilek Zone. (Doo DOO doo doo, doo DOO doo doo...) NOTE: Large angry cat-beasty in top right of picture that attempted to perform a buttectomy on Don'nee.
DON'NEE'S STRANGE ADVENTURE!
Never stand inside a house that someone is
packing up because
weird things happen!
Jassen turned invisible and Don'nee was propelled into a parallel universe,
chased by big, angry cat-beasties and
very nearly had his butt chewed clean off!
Live and learn, hey!
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?
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Like a bird of prey, Nitura prepares to deal out swift musical justice to the hapless creatures below in a shocking display of the cruelty that defines mother nature.... oh wait. No, she's just checking out Don'nee's butt accross a crowded room. My mistake.
NOTE : Music may
soothe the savage beast
but (apparently) slitherhorns make cat-beasties hungry!
Nitura balances precariously atop a massive organ.
Man, I hope this picture loads or else that caption sounds a bit suss!  :o)
And special thanks go out to
Don'nee's Dance Hits!
Experience the sound of
YearDogOne,
Don'nee Ozzmund's
ecclectic musical dabblings.
3 dubious dubs for
downloading
and bobbing to!

LET THE MUSIC TAKE ME!
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You have to watch out for the quiet ones....
You wont even know this guy is in the room until you suddenly find yourself being healed from afar by the universe's friendliest medic.
(Scratch him behind his left ear...
he loves it!)
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The Expanding Innerverse of Biki Ykeroti - Uber Model
Biki Ykeroti models the Pret A Portly collection;
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next year...
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