My FAVORITE, TRUE, Rudy Story
One day my phone rang and I saw by
the Caller ID that it was Rudy.
I said "Hello" and we
talked a few seconds and then he said
"The reason I was calling was
to tell you I got a new job"
Me: "You, got a job?" "Where did
you get a job?"
Rudy: "At the hospital" "
Me: "You got a job at the hospital?! <Thinking ohhhh, that's so great!!!!>
Rudy: "Yes, I did; it will be nice and close
to all my doctor
appointments, you know, when I get
my blood work done....all that kind
of stuff" "Nice and
close to home too"
Me: "What kind of job is it?"
Rudy: "I'll be working at the sperm
bank"
Me: "The Sperm
Bank"...."What would you be doing at the sperm bank"
<at this
point I am totally believing EVERY word he's telling me.>
Rudy: "Well, they are going to put me at a
table by the door"
Me: ".....going to put you at a table
by the door--for what?" <I'm totally lost at
this point>
Rudy: "Well, I'll be sitting at a table by
the door and as people leave the sperm bank I'll say "Thanks for
Coming!"
Oh, my GAWD....I was so
totally convinced that he actually had a job....I laughed so hard I was crying!
I will NEVER forget this
one....ever!