Children's Books That You'll Never See...Thank Goodness.
1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad's New Wife Timothy 4. What is That Dog Doing to the Other Dog? 5. How to save Mommy & Daddy Money: Vol 2 Cutting Your Own Hair 6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking 7. Kate Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her 8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 9. All Dogs go to Hell 10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched 11. Some Kittens CAN Fly 12. That's it, I'm Putting You up for Adoption 13. Grandpa Gets a Casket 14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia 16. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy 17. Strangers Have the Best Candy 18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way 19. You Were an Accident 20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 21. Pop! Goes the Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games 22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan 23. Your Nightmares Are Real 24. Where Would You Like to be Buried? 25. Eggs, Toilet Paper and Your School 26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends? 27. Mommy Drinks Because You Cry 28. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead. 29. When Mom & Dad don't know the answer, they say "God did it". 30. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear.