Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist for the VD clinic.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both...you go to yours, I'll go to mine.
Man: I'd like to call you, what's your #?
Woman: It's in the phonebook.
Man: But I don't know your name.
Woman: That's in the book too...
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Hey, come on...you know we're both here for the same reason.
Woman: YEAH! Let's pick up some chicks!
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then why aren't you gone yet?
Man: I want to give myself to you...
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Yes, I DO want you....to leave.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw YOU naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.
Man: I'd go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: What's your sign?
Woman: Do not disturb.
