Pretend you're deaf.
Ask if you can see his gun. Tell him you just wanted to see if yours was bigger.
Touch him.
When he asks why you were speeding, tell him his wife paged and told you to come over right away.
Refer to him by his first name.
Pretend you're gay. Ask him out. When he says no, cry. When he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, in a nice way.
If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
When he frisks you, tell him he missed a spot.
When he puts the handcuffs on, tell him your dates usually buy you dinner first...
After you sign the ticket, say "Oops...I used the wrong name."
When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration please" right when he says it.
When he's reading you your rights, sing "LA LA LA LA...I CAN'T HEAR YOU."
Trip and fall into him. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.
Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. Use his pen.
Chew on his pen.
Ask if he has a daughter. If yes, tell him the name sounded familiar.
Ask if he watches Cops.
Talk to your hand.
Ask if he knows Rosy and her five friends. Accuse him of sexual harassment if he does.
When he asks to search your car, tell him there's no alcohol b/c the last cop took it.
Try to sell him your car. Ask if you can buy his.
When you're in the back of his car, touch/blow on his neck through the fencing...
After the strip search, turn to him and say "Your turn."
Smack him on the butt.
