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Stupid Questions Asked by Lawyers.
The following questions were actually asked of witnesses during various trials.
The youngest son, the 20 yr. old, how old is he?

Were you present when your picture was taken?

Were you alone or were you by yourself?

Did he kill you?

How far apart were the vehicles at the time of collision?

You were there until the time you left. Is that true? 

Q. She had three children, right?
A. Yes
Q. How many were boys?
A. None
Q. Were there any girls?

Q. You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A. Yes.
Q. And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q. Can you describe the individual?
A. He was medium height, and had a beard.
Q. Was this a male or a female?

All of your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to?
Response: Oral.

Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you preformed on dead people?
A. All of my autopsies were on dead people.

Q. Do you recall the time you examined the body?
A. The autopsie started around 8:30pm.
Q. And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A. No, he was sitting up on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsie.

Q. So, the date of the conception was August 8th at the time, right?
A. Yes.
Q. And what were you doing at the time?

Q. Mr. Slatlery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
A. I went to Europe, sir.
Q. And you took your new wife?