You'll come and stay all night I fear...
But I know how to make you run!
I'll serve you all generic beer!
Look out stomach, here it comes!!
He honored her offer,
And all night long,
He was honorin' offer.
(on her 'n off 'er)
The utmost is to have a brew...
My love grows for my foamy friend,
with each thirst-quenching elbow-bend.
Beer's so frothy, smooth and cold-
It's paradise- pure liquid gold.
Yes, beer means many things to me...
That's all for now. I gotta' pee.
always be your own.
That's why we drink ours here...
When the pub was shut for the night,
When out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse,
And stood in the pale moonlight.
He lapped up the frothy foam from the floor,
Then back on his haunches he sat,
And all night long you could hear him roar,
"Bring on the goddamned cat!!!!"
before the devil knows you're dead.
And, of those who don't love us,
May God Turn their hearts.
But, if He won't turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles.
(So, we'll know them by their limping)
May you sail a gentle sea.
May it always be the other guy
who says, "this drink's on me."
That's played all over town.
The lassies play with ten toes up.
And the lads with ten toes down!
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven!
Two at the very most.
Three I'm under the table.
Four I'm under the host!
That blow the skirts off of young girls' kneeses,
Which lead to the sights that sometimes pleases,
But more often leads to social diseases.
Not the fire that takes down houses and shanties,
But to the fire that takes down trousers and panties!
