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I'm just plain Marty.  And plain is the operative word.  Actually, I kinda look like a hybrid of the            Scarecrow from "The Wizard of Oz" and a 40-something John Lennon -sans Yoko.  (god, even she's starting to look good lately - please shoot me!)  Just  hang me in a  corn field and I'll sing "Instant Karma" to the crows.  I have a penchant for old books, old movies and  losing valuable items. I love old movies as long as "The Duke" isn't galloping across my TV screen.   I have an affinity for the culture of the 60s and 70s.  Science Fiction is another passion when in fashion.  Favorite SciFi movie?  "Close Encounters of the Third Kind."   I collect toys but children are starting to complain.  Long walks in the woods was once one of my favorite activites until a tribe of bloodthisty "fundies" ate my dogs.  I behave like an utter fool and I do it well with all too many regrets.  The Fool on the Hill has NOTHING on me.  My other interests?  Why, I have oodles.  I used to write cliche-ridden, grammatically challenged manuscipts, dealing with repeating phantoms, shooting down UFOs with my patented Wilhelm Reich "Cloud Buster,"   (I did mention stealing lawn ornaments?) and looking for omens in all the wrong place and finding them elsewhere or should I say, them finding me. 
I have an online life but I prefer the other matrix the best... I
  think?  I live my best (and worse) when I live for others.

     When online I'm generally a pain in the ass.  Come to think of it, I'm pretty much the same offline  : )  I'm not a Christian though I do have a few Christian friends.  The difference between a "proper"            Christian and the typical xian/fundie is their mind-numbing propensity to endlessly proselytize/              evangelize and victimize.  They're usually fantasy-prone morons given to fits similar to sufferers of Tourettes Syndrome.  I cannot respect or tolerate intolerable people.  You can usually find God's unconscripted militia storming the walls of the
Jesus Sucks chatroom on AOL. (Oh, a few  of the regs make the fundies seem rational.)  The Christers have a distinctive battle cry:  Y'ALL !  I'm currently working on an electronic Jesus coin bank. (patent and parts pending)  You simply slide the sacred heart aside, insert change and hear the voice of Val Kilmer say  "Thank you for tithing."
Physics... it ain't, but do read.  Responders to the silliest question ever asked... or is it?
They lurk in our gardens.  They grace our walkways and porches and hide in the shadows.  Who know what they're really scheming?  Ohh.. they get their come-uppance !  They ate my kids, they'll eat yours !  Stop the lawn gnomes !  Oh, the humanities !
Past and future
RESPONSES from the AOL Chat Room BrokenFluxCapacitor
The only two good things about Bush's reelection ... Jenna and Barbara
Unless you're a male homosexual or a straight female, you gotta love glimpsing these two beauties.  They're not only trust-fund babies, but total babes and we
have 4 more years to enjoy their wacky, playful antics.  Rock on girls.
Jenna's College Daze.
You go gurl !
Yeeee - haw!  Nothing is more gratifying than two good looking college girls romping on a dirty bar room floor.  (notice the guy holding his drink where his dink is ... you just know what this fella is thinking!)  Ok, so Jenna enjoys a good drunken roll with her girlfriends at the University of Texas.  And her daddy liked  wrestling with his fellow "Skull and Boners" on an oily Twister mat during his magical cheerleading Yale years.
It works for Jenna.  I'm pretty sure few of us would wanna see pics of Dubya's "tomb" antics. <shudder!>   In any case, hopefully we'll see more of this kinda "playfulness" during the next four years. 
   America Online is quietly laying the groundwork to hire software engineers in Bangalore, India--a decision that is sparking some pointed criticism but also is becoming de rigueur among technology companies. AOL's plans slipped out on its Web site in a Dec. 10 job posting seeking a global program manager to "coordinate software development teams" in the United States, Dublin, Ireland, and Bangalore. The posting bothered some people because it appeared at the same time AOL announced it was laying off hundreds of software engineers at its Netscape Communications unit in Mountain View, Calif., as well as other West Coast offices.
    "It's America Online with code built where?" said one former Netscape manager. "There's an image issue that they should address, especially with all the people they just chucked."
    Besides raising concerns about exporting high-paying, high-skilled jobs abroad, many of these workers have long griped that higher-ups at AOL allowed Netscape to falter.  AOL said the job posting and the layoffs are unrelated.
    "We are considering opening a small (engineering) office in Bangalore," spokesman Andrew Weinstein said. "That action is completely unrelated to the Netscape job actions that were taken."
    Like Ireland and other foreign countries, India isn't a new frontier for AOL. The company already operates a call center in Bangalore and has relied on software engineers in India previously through an alliance with Sun Microsystems. Still, this would mark the first time AOL turned to India to help build its flagship Internet software. One out of every 10 jobs AOL's Bangalore explorations come as U.S.-based businesses are increasingly tapping cheaper labor abroad, typically to handle low-level jobs such as customer service. In a newer wrinkle, some software companies are experimenting with hiring skilled programmers to assist on higher profile projects, including product development. In July, AOL rival Yahoo outlined plans to hire programmers in Bangalore to help build its Web products. Google also is planning to open a Bangalore office and expects to hire 100 software engineers by year-end 2004. These actions have heightened fears among U.S. technology workers that their jobs will be shipped abroad.  More than eight in 10 software companies are exporting their work offshore this year or next, according to a July study by research firm Sand Hill Group. Gartner predicted that one out of every 10 jobs at U.S. information technology companies will be shuttled abroad by the end of next year. IDC recently estimated that by 2007, 23 percent of all IT services jobs will be offshore, up from 5 percent this year. The figures refer to IT work done for U.S.-based companies.
    Cost cutting is the most commonly cited reason for this practice. Hewlett-Packard has pegged the cost of a talented programmer in India at about $20,000 a year, well below the cost of a top U.S. tech worker. Companies also face facilities costs and the expense of managing offshore work, offsetting the impact on the bottom line. The total savings from hiring an IT service provider to perform foreign work may be as high as 40 percent to 50 percent, IDC analyst Ned May said.
    AOL appears poised to jump on the bandwagon at a time when it is paring back software engineering in Silicon Valley. It laid off 450 employees in its California offices earlier this month. Many of the employees who were laid off were software engineers at Netscape. AOL has offered to relocate 100 of the workers to its Dulles, Va., headquarters or its office in Columbus, Ohio. Weinstein said the bulk of AOL's coding efforts will now be centered on the East Coast. AOL will also continue hiring software engineers and programmers in Dulles and Columbus. One former AOL executive doesn't expect the company to outsource key programming projects any time soon, suggesting an India software engineering office probably would handle lower-profile tasks such as quality assurance, at least to begin with.
    "There has not been much software-product off-shoring so far," this person said. "It can only be more difficult managing the process from afar."
Culture clash
   Sources said AOL's recent Silicon Valley layoffs reflect a new focus on cost cutting, as well as simmering tensions between AOL headquarters and Netscape--a company AOL acquired in 1999 for nearly $9 billion only to end its signature engineering efforts such as its pioneering Web browser.
    "The AOL guys always thought the Netscape guys were overpaid, they didn't ever integrate the Netscape stuff into their culture," said the former Netscape project manager. "The West Coast (engineering) groups make less sense for them."
    For their part, Netscape workers looked down on Dulles for lacking the technological savvy and pioneering spirit that has long defined Silicon Valley. Some think AOL management never understood how to tap Silicon Valley's potential and never took advantage of the area's academic breeding ground for talent. About 300 AOL workers will remain in Mountain View.
    One engineering group that was largely spared was Nullsoft, the developers of the popular online music player Winamp. Despite the loss of two prominent members, Nullsoft's founder, Justin Frankel, and most of his team remain at the company. Days after the layoffs were announced, Nullsoft released its long-anticipated Winamp 5.0 media player, a new version of the software that the team hopes will revive interest after a couple years of missteps.
    "AOL is in Silicon Valley because it offers unique value, not because of cost advantages," said David Weiden, vice president of marketing at TellMe and a former Netscape executive.

CNET's Paul Festa, Alorie Gilbert and Ed Frauenheim contributed to this report.
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