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| What's the best advice to give to a trombone player? Don't blow it. Driving home to Miami with seven-year-old twins Jack and Ben, Jon Bailey heard on the radio news about a murder - the victim had been beaten with a "blunt instrument". There was a momentary silence while both boys tried to fit the item their experience of the world. "Daddy," asked young Jack, "do many people get attacked with trombones?" What does a trombonist say when he gets to his regular gig? "Would you like fries with that, sir?" What's the range of a tenor trombone? About twenty yards, if you have a good arm. How do you get two trombonists to play in perfect unison? Shoot one of them. What do you NEVER hear outside a concert/rehearsal? Hey, is that the trombone player's Porsche? What's the difference between a bass trombone and a chain saw? 1.Vibrato. 2.It's easier to improvise on a chainsaw. How can you make a french horn sound like a trombone? 1.Take your hand out of the bell and lose all sense of taste. 2.Take your hand out of the bell and miss all of the notes! How do you know when a trombone player is at your door? The doorbell drags. Next Page |
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