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WARNING: If you don't like to be insulted or think that customers are good, go kill yourself.
What is this website all about you ask?  Simple.  It's about me.  Yup, can't get more self-conceited than that.  It's about everything I like/hate and why everything I think is right.  How could I possibly be right about everything you ask?  Again, it's simple.  Because I just am, and if you don't like it, TOUGH.  I invite you to stick your face in an upside down running lawn mower (or weed whacker, take your pick).  Why do you have such an attitude you ask?  WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ASKING SO MANY DAMN QUESTIONS? Either stay awhile and read at what I have to say (and be in complete awe of my wisdom) or don't bother, but you'll never get any smarter by listening to your virgin friends.
You are now entering...
This is what I will do to you if you question my authority; I will smite you!!!
people think maddox rules, and I come in a close second...
My life...
This is you
This is me...
October 22, 2003: McDonalds sucks...
October 27, 2003: 28 Days Later, I'm still sleeping...
October 29, 2003: Just a couple of my favorite songs and their lyrics
October 31, 2003: Scary Movie 3 rocks and is the best movie thus far...
November 13, 2003: I'm so awesome...
November 25, 2003: Why some movies should not have sequels; The Matrix Trilogy
  
Update: Hey, I've added a link to a "Secret Page" somewhere on this page.  It shouldn't be TOO hard to find.  All I can say is, it's about women...happy hunting!
December 22, 2003: Lord of the Rings 3-Now that's what I call a movie...
January 13, 2004: More songs for your listening/viewing pleasure...
March 3, 2004: Would you like that Super-Sized? Sorry, YOU'RE FAT!
March 6, 2004: All the small things that annoy me about customers
June 1, 2004: Fwd: fwd: FWD: You've got mail!
July 31, 2004: More crazy customer antics!
LINKS TO MY FAVORITE SITES:
Homestar Runner
August 10, 2004: Added a couple more things to my list of "Annoyances"
September 06, 2004: Finally...A preview to The Adventures of McMan!
November 06, 2004: Uh oh, Spaghetti-homo
December 19, 2004: They're Cynically Delicious! (or) Oops! You're a hypocrit
November 28, 2005: Dude, Dell Sucks
My new forum Infinite Remix. Go there and sign up NOW
March 28, 2006: It's been too long, I know, but this just begged to be insulted.