After 1100 years in baseball Heaven they had been pushed off in year 3100, and landed in Africa.
To give birth they cut bones out of Barry Bonds, the kings helper, the only one who died in the long fall. The names of the people were: Randy Johnson flame thrower, Ken Griffy basher, Edgar Martiniez beater, Jose Consaco strong man, and last of all Lou Garhing the king.
After a while Ken Griffy, Edgar Martinez, Jose Consaco and Randy Johnson got tired of Lou Garhing being their king so they ganged up on him. When they ganged up on him, they used their powers: like Ken Griffy used his flying baseball bats,Randy Johnson used his flame balls,Edgar Martinez used his beating powers and Jose Consaco used his strong man powers.
One day they all went up to Lou Garhing and said, “You have had your king time,” but he didn’t agree so they took out their weapons on him. Everyone beat up on him. Randy Johnson put a mega fastball through Lou Garhing’s head and killed him.
They went a while without a king, until a new legend was born, Cal Ripken JR. After He got his king’s degree, they promoted him to new king. Here are some of the changes he made: you get to play baseball all you want, free baseball gear whenever you want it. Now that’s a good King.
That’s my story about creation. I don’t believe it really happened, but it would be awesome if it did.
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