Waaaaaaaaaaawaaaaa!
Aphrodite: This baby will be blessed with strength, wisdom and beauty.
Narrator: Two years later when Xena was 2 years old she had this desire to be a warrior princess. She dreamed about it all day and night. A few days later Xena was on her porch playing with her doll.
Xena: (Singing) I’m Xena, warrior princess. I'm Xena, warrior princess. I'm the Best in the world.
Gabrielle: (Walks in and sings) I am Gabrielle, warrior princess. I’m Gabrielle, warrior princess.
Joxer: (walks in) I’m Joxer, the mighty.
Narrator: A few years later Xena and Gabrielle went on their journey. Along the way they bumped into a Boy named Joxer.
Joxer: Hi, my name is Joxer. What’s your name?
Xena: I am Xena, and this is my friend Gabrielle.
Gab: We are going on a Journey. Do you want to come with us?
Joxer: Sure, I’ll come with you.
Narrator: Farther down the road they came to a place called Bryan’s Butchery Shop to get a chicken. They come to a stop.
Gab: Xena, I am hungry. Can we go and get something to eat?
Xena: Okay, we will get a chicken.
Bryan: Welcome to Bryan’s Butchery Shop, fresh and ready, right when you need it.
Gab: Yes, we need one chicken, please.
Bryan: One chicken, coming up. (bock! bock!) (Ahhhhhhhhh!) (bock!) Here is your chicken.
Xena: Thank you very much.
Narrator: The girls annoy Ares by singing a song about Zeus.
Xena: “Zeus, Zeus the mighty Zeus. The king of all the gods.”
Aphrodite: (appears) “Zeus, Zeus, the powerful Zeus, he’s powerful. Don’t you know it?"
Geb: (walks in) "Zeus, Zeus, the best one. Better than Ares and the rest!"
All: "Zeus, Zeus, the mighty Zeus. The king of all the gods. Zeus, Zeus the powerful Zeus, he’s powerful. Don't you know it? Zeus, Zeus, the best one. Better then Ares and the rest. Ha ha ha ha."
Aphrodite: That was a good song. Now I have to go. See you later.
Narrator: End of act 2. Beginning of act 3.
Ares: Get me my armor, you worthless soldiers.
Soldiers 1 & 2: Yes, Sir.
Narrator: Ares interrupts Geb & Xena.
Ares: I’m tired of this Xena, I will defeat you & end this once & for all! (fight a little)
Ares: Prepare to die, Xena, because I’m the best in the navy!
Joxer: Hey, I’ll help. I’m the mighty Joxer. (run through and get stabbed) ahhhhhhh!
Geb: Joxer!
(Fight a little)
Geb: Take this, Ares!
Aphrodite: Silly Ares, to think you could beat the great Xena & Geb, come.
Narrator: They walked for a while down the road & kept talking about Joxer & Ares.
Geb: I want a fish. Can you get me one?
Xena: Okay, it will only take me a minute.
Narrator: Xena jumps into the water to catch the fish.
Geb: That’s not what I had in mind, Xena.
Narrator: By that time Xena already had a fish in her mouth.
Geb: I spoke too soon.
Xena: Here’s that fish that you wanted.
Geb: Thank you.
Narrator: So they ate the fish, and continued their journey. Until they bumped into a Cyclops and Xena & Geb had to beat him up and Xena stabbed it in the toe and it ran away screaming, "Mommy, help me, mommy!"
Geb: That monster was a worse.
Xena: I’ll say.
Nar: They walked a little bit farther till they met one of Ares' soldiers that said--
Soldier 1: Ares is coming again. So beware.
Narrator: Then they fight and Xena won and they went back on their journey. End of Act 3. Beginning of Act 4.
Narrator: After the war Joxer dies and Xena and Gabriel become goddesses with Aphrodites. When they get there she says,
Aphrodites: Welcome to heaven.
Gabriel: So this is what heaven looks like.
Aphrodites: Yes.
Garielle: You know Xena I would like to see the god.
Xena: Me too. Could we see him?
Aphrodites: I will go and ask. You two just stay here while I go and ask him.
Narrator: So Aphrodites went up to the god Manthens and asked.
Aphrodites: God Manthens, I have one question for you.
Manthens: What is your question, Aphrodites?
Aphrodites: Could Xena and Gabriel come and see you?
Narrator: While Aphrodites was asking her question the girls were walking around. As they walked around they saw Ares.
Gab: Hello, Ares..
Ares: Well hello, ladies.
Gab: How is your head after that incident?
Ares: Well, not that good.
Gab: I hope it knocked some sense into you.
Ares: Well, a little bit.
Xena:. You just can’t handle the fact that we beat you.
Ares: No, you didn’t beat me.
Xena: Oh, really. If we didn’t beat you, then how did you get that dent in your head?
Ares: I got to go now, see you two later.
Xena: I told you that he was afraid of us.
Aphrodites: Xena, Gab, come here, the king will see you..
Narrator: So the girls came over to the palace.
Xena: Hello, Manthens.
Gab: Hello, Manthens.
Manthens: Hello, Xena and Gab..
One of his soldiers: King Manthens, we need your help.
Manthens: Got to go. Bye.
Narrator: So they walked out of the palace and had a good life in heaven.
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