Narrator: On March 8, Alaskiana was born from a mother named Ponopie. He was stronger than any Greek and had powerful powers.
Nachinalo: Son, I'm going to teach you kick boxing.
Alaskiana: OK , daddy.
Nachinalo: OK , son, what you are going to try to do is punch and kick me.
Narrator: Nachinalo tried teaching him but Alaskiana would lift him in the air with his powers and punch him so hard it would knock the wind out of him.
Nachinalo: I think I am going to go rest, son. You put me through a lot of pain.
Alaskiana: Ok, daddy, I'm going to practice a little more before I come in.
Narrator: When Alaskiana was done practicing he went inside and started jumping on his dad’s belly.
Alaskiana: Come on, dad. Get up or I'll keep jumping on you. I want you to teach me sword fighting.
Nachinalo: I’m much to tired, son.
Narrator: All of a sudden Alaskiana jumped too far down.
Nachinalo: OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH!
Ponopie: Son, apologize to your father or I'm going to hit you with the wooden spoon.
Alaskiana: I won’t apologize.
Narrator: When Ponopie hit him with the big spoon it broke. Alaskiana didn’t even feel it.
Alaskiana: Ha ha ha ha ha, you didn’t hurt me.
Narrator: When Alaskiana was 15 years old, Nachinalo worked for Biatchell and Shiata, but he got caught when he was stealing.
Biatchell: Hey, Shiata.
Shiata: What?
Biatchell: I think it is dangerous having an old man stealing for us. Let’s kill him.
Shiata: Yea, let’s cut off his arms and legs, and head. Then cut up the legs and make a trail from Alaskiana’s house to his pool.
Biatchell: Yea, and then tie a chain around the body and a really heavy weight on the other side and drown him in the pool.
Shiata: Then burn the arms and hang them from ALaskiana’s ceiling.
Narrator: When Biatchell saw Nachinalo he shot him in the leg with his bow and arrow and did what they planned to do.
Alaskiana: Mom, Mom? MOM!!!! Dad, where are you two? What the... ? Who did this? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
DAD!!!! I swear to the mighty gods that I will get revenge on the idiot that killed my father.
Narrator: You see, Alaskiana had just found the bits and pieces of his father that Biatchell and Shiata had chopped up.
Alaskiana: I have 5 tasks to complete until I can rise with the gods. and guess what, mother?
Ponopie: What, son? I must know.
Alaskiana: One of my tasks is to fight Shiata. So I must leave right now. Good - bye.
Alaskiana: It has been 5 days, yet I have not found him. I see him. I think I will shoot him with my bow and arrow in the arm first.
Narrator: When ALaskiana shot him he missed the arm and shot him in the head. Shiata dropped dead.
Alaskiana: Gods, please forgive me for what I’ve done. I did not mean to kill him.
Ponopie: What happened?
Alaskiana: It was an accident, and my next task is to kill the great mighty SIBERIAN TIGER. I must go to Siberia.
Ponopie: Ok, but make sure to pack fresh underwear.
Alaskiana: I will mother, good - bye.
Narrator: 7 days later he found the tiger.
Alaskiana: HA HA HA HA HA, I’m going to kill you.
Tiger: Not if I can kill you first, RRRRRROOOOAAAAAARRRRRR.
Alaskiana: AH, you bit me in the arm and you won’t let go. Now I am really going to kill you.
Narrator: So Alaskiana pulled out his dagger and stabbed him over and over till the tiger dropped dead.
Alaskiana: I think I killed him, so now my new task is to kill the great under water beast which it is 34 ft. long with fangs that are 5 ft. I must go to the Pacific Sea and kill him.
Narrator: One day later.
Alaskiana: I have found him. I'm going under to kill him.
Monster: I hope you know I am not a he. I am a her. I shall kill you for calling me a he.
Alaskiana: I don’t think so! CHOP! Ha, I cut off your head with my sword. Oh no, you grew another.
Monster: GULP.
Alaskiana: You swallowed me. O , well, I'll just clog your throat with the underwear my mom packed me till you die.
Narrator: Alaskiana’s plan worked and Alaskiana cut himself out of the dead body.
Alaskiana: My next task is to tie the 10 heads of the snake boy together. Oh, look, he is right by me. Tie a knot and wrap the 10 bunny ears together. Hay, I just tied the heads together.
Snake boy: What was that for?
Alaskiana: Sorry, but I had to do that for one of my tasks.
Snake boy: Cool, what's your last one?
Alaskiana: I have to kill you as my last task.
Snake boy: Now, that I won’t let you do!
Alaskiana: Too bad. [STAB.]
Snake boy: OUCH, you stabbed me.
Narrator: Then Alaskiana swung his sword and chopped him in 2 pieces.
Narrator: Then Alaskiana goes to the top of Mt. Zabunafu where Biatchell lives. He goes and challenges Biatchell to a big fight and Biatchell accepts. They fight for many years. Biatchell had almost become the supreme ruler of heaven and earth.
Alaskiana: You’ll never become the supreme ruler of heaven and earth!!!!
Biatchell: And who’s going to stop me? You? HA HA HA HA, you will never and could never STOP ME!!
Alaskiana: Just watch me, you fat tyrant!
Narrator: After a long, long time of horrible fighting, Alaskiana finally took the final blow and fell. Biatchell thought that he had won and started taking stuff off of Alaskiana and then...
Alaskiana: I got you now, you little punk! You fell for my little act and now your dumbness has lost you all your wealth, glory, and your power most of all. HA!!
Narrator: Then Alaskiana leapt up and stabbed Biatchell in the heart and killed him.
The End
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