It all started in 350 B.C. in Greece. Zeus, the high God that ruled over all the Gods and Goddesses. Zeus and Aphrodite had a son and named him Hercules, which of course was me. Hades the God of the underworld knew that I would take Zeus’s place when he died.
So he sent two demons up with a potion that would turn me into a mortal. Hades could become the ruler of all the Gods when Zeus died. The two demons were named Panic and Fear. The two demons, Panic and Fear kidnapped me and took me down to earth. They gave me the potion. but then two human came and panic and Fear dropped the bottle that had a drop left in it, so I kept my strength.
When I grew up I was the strongest person in Greece. Hercules went to Eurysteus and said,” I shall do whatever you ask of me.”
Eurystheus told Hercules ,” I command you to perform TWELVE labors!” “Yes your majesty I will do all of them like you say your majesty.” “ Now fix me something to eat and bring me some wine “ “ What would you want to eat and what type of wine do you want?” “ I would like some steak , fish pig , cow , goat and don’t forget the Steak Sauce!” “Yes!Yea! Right away your majesty I will go.” “But!” “ No buts about it Hercules!” “What about your wine your majesty !” “ What type of wine do you want your majesty?” “Oh yes, yes, my wine my wine I want some of ever type of wine we have now get to work! Now!” Hercules made the stuff. Think you it’s getting dark you better get to bed. I will give you your next labor in the morning.”
Your first labor is to go to the Mediterranean Sea and kill the god Aqua-Man. Go now with no delay unduly unduly go quickly go go go!
So In left Athens on my first task to kill Aqua-Man in the Mediterranean Sea.
When I got to Italy I ran in to a group of out laws that where fivehundered men strong. They wanted to rob me and leave me to die,but I beat them all to the death.
Now I was on m way to the Mediterranean Sea. Once I got there I found Aqua-Man and we fought for days and days then on the fityith day I took the final swipe with my sword. I took the head back and she said “ I will give you your next labor in the morning.”
It was early in the morning when Eurystheus woke me up. “She told me it was time to start my next labor.”
Your second labor is to go to the city Cythera. “Then kill Bat-Man and bring me his head. Now go quickly go go go.”
So I left Athens once again. When I got to Boeae somebody tried to rob me. But I slit his through and through him off a cliff. When I got to Cythera, I found Bat-Man we fought for days and days and even more days. Then on the sixth day I took the final blow and chopped his head off. On my way back the god of the water Bat-Boy attached my ship and I cut off his head and took h his head and took it and Bat -Mans head back to Eurystheus. She SAID " i will give you you next labor in the morning.”
Your third labor is to go to Nexus and find the goddess Bat-Girl kill her and bring me her head. So go quickly go go go. With no delay on delay on delay go now go go.
When I got to Locri Epizephyrii some robber tried to rob me. But I dropped a big boulder on them and it killed all of them except one. Then I slit his throat.
I kept searching for Bat-Girl. She was not as hard to defeat. But “ I have to admit you are a good fighter and so am I all though I’m only eighteen year old. It only took me a day to defeat her. I took her head back to Eurystheus. We had lunch and dinner together. Then she told “me it’s getting dark you better go to bed.” I’ll give you your next labor in the morning.
Your fourth labor is to go to Italy and kill the god Robin .” ”Then bring me his head.”
So I left Athens for the fourth time now. It was getting tiring always running into outlaws and robbers. I’ve gotten use to it by now.
Eurystheus came and got me because Robin was attacking Athens. But if it’s only him this is gonna be easy. It’s not just him. What do you mean Eurystheus. I most have forgot to tell you he has his own army.
When we got to Athens I ploud though any of them that got in my way. Which across was all of them.
It was dun he tried to run away . But I chased him down and slit his throat the same way as Bat-Girls. Go to bed Hercules it’s getting dark. I will give you your next labor in the morning.
Your fifth labor is to go to Italy and kill the goddess Cat-Women. Then-. I now I now bring me her head. Yes your right Hercules but never interrupt me again.
Now go quickly go go with no delay go go go.
I was leaving Athens for the fifth time. When I arched Italy it took me a few days to find her but when I did we fought for one hour to kill her personal body garde but I did it.
Then when I found her again we fought for several hours. But “I won that to.”
On my back to Athens I thinking what it would be like to be a mortal and have a wife and kids. But I know I would never have a wife and kids. When I reached Athens I took the head to Eurystheus. We had dinner then I went to bed. She came in late at night and told me I will give you your next labor in the morning.
Your sixth labor is to go to the city of Troy and kill the goddess Super-Girl.
On my way to Troy I came into a city called Sigeum. Were I met Wonder-Women. It’s love at first sight I said in my head.
We both went to Troy to kill Super-Girl and take her head to Eurystheus. When we found Super-Girl. Me and Wonder-Women chopped her body up into a bunch of peaces except her head. We took the head back to Eurystheus.
As for me and Wonder-Women we had three kids and lived a happy life. One of there names is Apollo, another one is Cerces, the last one was named Hercules J.r. .
THE END
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