Once upon a time there were two twin baby’s named Joe and Jamin. Now these weren’t regular twins they were son’s of Zeus and Wasret. The king and queen of Olympus. That meant Joe and Jamin were gods.
The two brothers, I mean everybody had nicknames Jamin was named Cooldude and Joe was named Mighty Mouse for he was real small but strong. The two twins each had animals, Cooldude’s animal was a chimp. It’s name was Chewbacca. Mighty Mouse’s animal was a penguin. It’s name was Scube.
The boy’s animals never left their sides. Just like the animals, Mighty Mouse and Cooldude were never ten feet away from each other. Until one day when Mighty Mouse stepped through a cloud. Cooldude, Scube, and Chewbacca were outraged. Scube jumped through the cloud to find Mighty Mouse.
Jamin went straight to his mom. “Mom, Mom, Mom! Mighty Mouse stepped through the cloud. He fell all the way to earth! What should I do mom?” yelled Cooldude.
“Well son whatever you do don’t try to go down there and find him. Your father will do that. Because if you go down there the chances are you will become mortal.” said Wasret.
“Ok.” said Cooldude.
Well as you probably all know Cooldude was not a patient man. Well in fact he didn’t have any patients at all. He grabbed his chimp and they dived through the cloud towards the earth. Chewbacca and Cooldude fell down to earth.
Cooldude found some difficulty along the way. The first day he was attacked be a two-headed sphinx. Cooldude was in real trouble seeing he didn’t have any weapons. The sphinx picked him up and was about to eat him when Chewbacca threw sand at the sphinx’s eyes. The sphinx was blinded by the sand and it was burning bad.
The sphinx felt around on the ground and felt something. It was a bush of poison oak but the sphinx thought it was Cooldude or even Chewbacca. The sphinx through the poison oak in his mouth and swallowed it. Right away the Sphinx grabbed his neck and tried to regurgitate the bush but couldn't. Its face turned red and he fell over dead. When he was dead, Cooldude tried to see why he had died. He looked in his mouth and his throat had swelled so much it had shut his oxygen hole. So the sphinx died from not being able to breathe.
Cooldude had many tasks along the way but not one stopped him. One day Cooldude was walking along and came across a really beautiful lady. Cooldude walked up to her and said, “ Excuse me but me and my chimp are looking for my brother. He is about five foot seven. He has a goatee and he is wearing a big gold necklace that says Mighty Mouse. Have you seen him?” said Cooldude.
“No. I haven’t seen many people pass by in this town lately. I hadn’t caught your name yet. Mine is Lucicles.” said the woman.
“My name is Cooldude but you can call me Jamin. How haven’t you seen many people though there is hundreds of people in this town?” said Cooldude.
“I was won in a bet by a greasy man to be his wife. Please. I beg of you help me become free.” said the woman in a crying voice. So Cooldude and Chewbacca went to the man. They had a bet on the game chess.
“O.k. If I win I get your Monkey.(grunt) If you win you can keep your monkey and you get Lucicles.” said the man in a dark voice.
“Your on.” said Cooldude. So the two men played chess for hours. See the man had a strategy but Cooldude was more intelligent. The game went on for hours but in the end Cooldude had won with his pawn. Right away Cooldude headed off but on his way Lucicles ran up to him and asked if she could help him find his brother with him and of course Cooldude couldn’t turn her down.
Ten years later
Cooldude and Lucicles had gotten married by this time and had one beautiful girl and a boy. They still hadn’t found Mighty Mouse in the past ten years. Now Lucicles still didn’t know Cooldude was a god.
“Jamin can we please go tell my sister that we got married and have had kids together. I just haven’t seen her in a very long time.” said Lucicles. So Cooldude and Lucicles went over to Lucicle’s sister’s house. Her sister’s name was Katicles. When Cooldude and Lucicles had gotten to Katicle’s house there was a swimming pool and a hot tub. The girls started to talk and Cooldude was getting bored so he went to the hot tub and took a dip. When he was relaxing in the hot tub something touched his leg. He couldn’t tell what it was but when it came up it was a familiar face.
“Mighty Mouse. Mighty Mouse. Is that you Mighty Mouse?” said Cooldude in a happy voice.
“Of course it’s me but who are you?” said Mighty Mouse.
“You don’t remember me? I’m Cooldude, your brother. You fell through a cloud about ten years ago and I came down to find you. I got married ten years ago and have two kids.” said Jamin.
“Cooldude! I got married 10 years ago and have two kids.”
“I was told by our father, Zeus, that if we came up to Olympus together we could live up there with our family’s but only if we had the same amount of kids that are the same age and gender.
So the two boys told there wives and went to live in Heaven, but Hermes told them that they had to fight. The winner would become a god with his family. The loser becomes immortal to live on earth with his family. So the two brothers fought and had a great battle until Cooldude hit Mighty Mouse’s sword out of his hands and came down to kill him.
The End
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