| Movie Quotes |
| Miss Congeniality Quotes: ~Gracie Hart: I would so like to hurt you right now. Victor Melling: As long as you smile~ ~Victor Melling: What, no armored car? Gracie Hart: It's in my other dress.~ ~Gracie Hart: I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!~ ~Gracie Hart: Donut Nazi.~ ~Eric Matthews: Is this you not arguing? 'Cause you suck at it.~ ~Stan Fields: And we'll be right back with our five final lesbians -- contestants!~ |
| Billy Madison Quotes: ~Karl: I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car, you should have had some. Eric: Well, maybe if you told me they were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you. Karl: I'm sorry. Eric: Well, "sorry" doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Karl?~ ~Lunch Lady: Have some more sloppy joes! I made 'em extra sloppy for yous. I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy! Billy: Lady, you're scaring us!~ ~Frank: I think Billy and his girlfriend are playing water polo. Jack: Maybe they're playing Marco Polo. Marco! Frank: Polo! Man, that's a good game.~ ~Billy: Yeah! You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants!~ ~Billy Madison: Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better! I leave the hair silky and smooth! Oh, really, fool? Really! [Notices gold swan on edge of tub.] Stop looking at me, swan!~ |
| Shrek Quotes: ~Shrek: Oh, no. Dead broad OFF the table!~ ~The Donkey: Oh no! I can't feel my toes. [Looks down and yelps.] I don't have any toes! [Sits down.] I need a hug.~ ~Shrek: Thank you, I'm here 'til Thursday. Try the veal, very nice.~ ~Donkey: Ooh, this is gonna be so much fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin', I'm makin' waffles.~ ~Donkey: I ain't never met someone who didn't like parfait. You never hear someone say, "Hey, you want some parfait?" "Hell no, I don't want no parfait!"~ |
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| Vegas Vacation Quotes: ~Rusty Griswold: Can't you just wrap me up in a blanket and roll me across the bed again?~ ~Rusty: I put a dollar in, I get a car. I put a dollar in, I get a car. I put a dollar in, I get a car. I put a dollar in, I get a car.~ ~Hoover Dam Guide: I am your dam guide, Arnie, please don't wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions? Cousin Eddie: Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?~ ~Cook:Oh you're right this is chicken and this is beef, want some?~ ~Eddie: This is all you can eat Clark, you only need one plate ;-)~ ~Clark: I need to be alone. Eddie: Oh, can I come with you?~ |