Mate! Me name is
OCKER and this is my missus SHEILA!
How are you
all today? Well we have created this page just for some
fun. I try to consider myself as a fairdinkum trueblue
AUSSIE bloke, maybe it might have something to do with me
being born here! but I also created this page to show all
you blokes and sheilas some things about us Aussies. So
grab yourself a stubbie and take a gander at the links
below that I have found for you.
you just might find something on this page or in the
links, especially in the sports link! that you like and
then you can take it to work with you and pull the piss
out of your mates in an typical Aussie Ocker way without
your mates even knowing it!
While you are
looking at my links! make sure you take a gander at the
John Williamson link as he is a bonzer bloke who has some
bloody fanastic typical Aussie songs that you might like!
some of our aussie slang!
Anzac = A person in
the military from Australia or New Zealand
Ardunno = I have no
Battler = Someone
down on their luck
Billabong = A waterhole
Bludge = To be lazy
Chock a Block = Absolutely
Coathanger = Sydney
Drongo = A fool
Dunny = An outside
Esky = A beer
Fairdinkum = True and
the list goes on and if you want to take a gander at some
more AUSSIE SLANG
just click my link below.
This a picture of my
YEAH I KNOW! I got a
face like a dropped pie, but you know what? I don't give
FOUR DIFFERENT STAGES OF ONE OF MY DAYS AT THE LOCAL PUB
Me at my best at the pub!!!
This is what I act like while having a few
quiet beers at the pub!
This is just like me walking home after a
few quiet schooners at the local pub.
4 ..........I cannot show a photo here due to
the fact that I dont want to scare any kids, but you
could guess to what I would look like after my missus has
finished with me when I finally pour myself through the
Have a gander at
A LOOK AT THIS BOOK!!!!
If you like
typical Aussie sense of humour, well this is the
book for you.
JUST CLICK ON
THE ABOVE BOOK COVER