(2) You start calling all men Vin, Riddick or other Vin Diesel character names.
(3) The spelling of the French word for wine (Vin) makes you think of more than just an alcoholic beverage.
(4) You insist on letting the truckers take you when they re-fuel, just to see the word diesel.
(5) Seeing men at the swimming pool wearing goggles makes you faint.
(6) Any brutal murder in the newspapers sends your hurt fluttering. You are hoping it's Riddick alias Vin.
(7) You go up to every policeman/Law enforcement officer and delcare that Riddick is not a beast, and demand he be released.