I wrote this one night while reading Vin's Bio on a fan site and I just though it would be cute to add some humour to the site.


(1) You must invest in a Play Station. This is only one pleasure out of many that Vin enjoys as a hobby. Make sure that you pick up some really cool games  because I don't think Pokemon, Bugs Life or Barney & Friends are on his list of enjoyable games to play.

(2) Search your closet for loose clothing, grab a book on meditation and put your mother, neighbor, etc on speed dial to take up yoga. You might need your mother, neighbour, etc to come over and help get you out of that pretzel position after you get stuck in it trying to attempt it the first time. On the other hand, there is that odd chance (Vin) might get stuck or both of you at the same time so you might want to put everybody you know on speed dial.

(3) Invest in lots of harnesses, plently of rope and a mountain climbing instructor to take up mountain climbing. Just make sure that Vin goes first that way if you fall you can anchor off of him and he can pull you to safty. Reversing this position would not be a smart idea unless you are into weight lifting and can hold Vin's body of soild muscle.

(4) Stop into your local hobby shop and buy all the books, dice, etc you will need to take up D&D (Dungeons and Dragons). Vin is a big D&D fan and if your lucky enough to get invited to play with him you might want to think about keeping him away from the role as dungeon master. God knows what adventures your character will be enrolled in taking unless Vin decides to (open a can of whoop ass) on your character by placing you up against a big and nasty who has unlimited life points...

(5) Dig out your snow pants, winter jacket and be prepared to hit the sloapes on a snow board. This could be fun if it's done just right, just make sure that you avoid big trees and all jumps or else Vin will end up acting out a male nurse. Therefore you might want to invest in some medical insurance before deciding to try this extreme sport.

(6) Taking up a few first aid courses will be an asset , for Vin will need  help popping thoes massive shoulders of his back in place after he diconnects them acting out Riddick. Better yet just thinking back on that scene you might want to earn youself a Doctors degree cause OUCH! that has got to hurt.


(c) Crystal Champagne (Electra)
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