I'm compiling a list of my favorite people.  If you'd like to apply, email me at TrueLancer@hotmail.com with the subject as "FAVORITE PEOPLE" or some such nonsense, and maybe you'll get put on this list.  Winners get a prize (apart from just being one of my favorite people), to be drawn at random after a sizeable number of 'favorites' have come along.  Please, if you know you're not going to be a favorite, don't apply (you know who you are!).  It's just so much work determining who I like more than who... like some sort of sick reverse popularity contest.

   Here's the code.  This funky blue color means a favorite.  This normal black color (or your browser's preferential normal-text color) are comments.  A red like this is reserved for favorites who become idiots.  It seems Colleen really likes red.  Also, I use red for updates.

   Anyway, check below for my favorite people and why they are my favorite.

                                   My favorite people include...
 
 
 
 

Nick - Check out my website for more details as to why I am my favorite person.

Mom - Without her, I wouldn't be here.  Thanx, Mom!

Dad - Technically, without him, I wouldn't be here, either.  But he's been annoying me lately.

Jenn H. - "I am one of your favorite people and u love me!!"  You wish.  Keep thinking that. That quoted line in blue, seriously, was all I got from her.  Typical.  I guess it's best she not talk too much.  You're lucky to be on this list with all the money you owe me.  In fact, I should suspend you like your twin sister Colleen is.

Colleen - She's one of the funniest people I know.  And I'm not just talking looks either.  She's also very annoying and tries her hardest to 'piss me off'.  Anyway, she's being temporarily taken off this list until she shapes up.    You want a Colleen page?  Shape up.    Update: Colleen's on my 'temporary' Favorite People's list.  Last chance.    Another Update:  And she's right back off.    Update: I'm giving her another chance.  You're back on.    Update: AND RIGHT BACK OFF!  Your tomfoolery got me written up.  (Technically, not your fault, but I blame you anyway!)    Update: And back on.  She really is alright.  I owe her a meal.  She's being 'gracious' and allowing me to treat her some other week.  Aren't I lucky?  And, no matter what I say, I do like her... a little.  (That's all you're getting).    Update: Colleen's off again.  For being a whiner, tattle-tale, and annoyance.  Essentially, everything that you look forward to in second grade.    Update: I've decided that she's also off for not paying me back the lunch she owes me!  It'll be easier for her to get back on my list by just paying me back my lunch, since I doubt she'll ever stop whining, tattling, and annoying.  I think this is just and fair.    Update: a year has passed.  I haven't eaten lunch yet.  I have grown older, wiser.... and hungrier.

Kyle R. - Now this guy is one of my favorite people!  Always good for a laugh.  Don't worry, Kyle, I don't think you're gay.

Scottie Z. - A true genius!  "colleen has a big mouth and she is a pain in the @$$  not to metion, she begged you and kyle threatened you......so i am your favorite person..."   Anyone who says these things can't be all bad.  Also, don't censor yourself.  This is a free site.

Robin - My motherly favorite person.  She sent me a lovely email... you can read it here.

Brett - Apparently, I'm his favorite Nick.  You've got to see his application.

Beth - Yes!  Another one!  Oh, Beth, a message for you: all who stuff their bras will die a horrible death.     Update: Apparently, for some insane reason, Beth did not like this message.  I don't understand, since this is exactly what she wanted me to say.  She's finicky and whiny like that... anyway, here is the original message she sent me.  If you can make sense of why she's so bothered at the comments that she told me to make, please email me at TrueLancer@hotmail.com and explain exactly why.  Anyway, I'm adding this so she'll stop harassing me.    Update II: Write me up, will you!?  Why!?  WHY~!

Shauna - She claims to have read this page and was insulted that she wasn't on it, so she sent me an email whining about not being a 'favorite person'.  Had she merely read this page she would have known she had to apply to be a favorite person.  Still, she's sweet like candy, so she's in.

"J-Bass" - Partial credit for the "Employee Notebook" idea as well as our "Did you Know" page that's coming soon.  Funny stuff.

Greg - The not-as-annoying brother, now a favorite person.  He didn't have millions of reasons for liking me, but he's still ok.

Katie - The best way to definitely get onto my favorite people list is to say you love me.  she loves me.  Therefore, she's a favorite.

Frank - Grr!  Just as I add you as a favorite, you say crazy stuff.  And you say I'm difficult.  Anyway, yes, I do want you for the team.    PS- he's single, girls.  And a self-claimed "Every girl's dream guy".  While I disagree, feel free to email him at Junus@msn.com and I'm sure he'll get back to you.

Carly - She's my newest favorite person.  I love you, too.

MaryBeth - Whoo hoo!  Parties, free food, home cooking, and killing!  Another 'favortie person'.

Dan - My new best friend.  He buys me food and gave me a car (!) so he's up here.

Amanda - She's Robin's daughter.... and cute.  That's good enough for me!

Faith - Stupid computer stuff made me lose her spot... I'm sorry, Faith.  You're a fave.

Danielle - My second favorite person ever!  She practically invented the 'Favorite People List', yet she never got around to getting onto it.  Anyway, thanx for applying, Dancakes.

TJ - Good ol' buddy.  Sometimes he makes my blood boil, but he shares some of my same likes and hobbies, so he can't be that bad, right?

Patrick - Anyone who sounds like Bruce and loves Sunshine (and gerbils) is definitely a Favorite person of mine.

Nicole/Mousey - She wrote me a poem.  And she's been whining to get on this list for days now.  I suppose that's good enough for me.

Matt S. - He wrote me a poem.  I'll accept that.  It seemed like he tried.

Stephen "Masamune" R. - Sorry for the year plus delay!  You don't get any smart remarks.

   More and more favorite people.  First Jenn, then her twin sister Colleen.  Well, you know how they are, right?  Well, I've got some evidence as to how good of 'friends' they have become... and if I don't get 15$, I'll post it.
 

   Let's not forget Kyle.  To be honest, I wasn't going to make K.R. a 'favorite person'.  In fact, I was just going to make fun of him on the other pages and not even mention him here.  Fortunately for him, he sent me a strongly worded letter which basically convinced me, whether I liked it or not, that I should make him a favorite person.  Whether I liked it or not.  It would be impolite and rude to reveal exactly what he said in that email, as well as a breach of trust, so I'm not going to give the link to his letter.
 

   Robin is a favorite person now.  She sent me something.  It was either a request to be a favorite person or an offer to counsel me through my 'difficult times'.  Thanx, no matter which one.
 

   And it only gets better.  Check out Brett's application.

hey man,
  this is an application to be a favorite person.  get back to me and lemme
  know how i did man.  here's some info:

  FULL NAME:  Brett
  Age:  18, going on 19 in july
  Height:  74 inches
  Weight:  25 (gallons)
  Sexuality: Homo(phobic)
  Hobbies:  Slutting, Working (or lack thereof)
  Ambitions:  I play lacrosse and swim in my spare time
  Favorite Food:  Chicken w/ 4Ex Mayo (plain, of course)
  Favorite Drink:  Virgin Strawberry Dakiris
  Favorite Nick:  Zablan
 

[editor's note: That last name seen above is not my last name.  It has been carefully edited to retain its flavor but also to cleverly disguise my true identity.]

   Beth sent me something, too.  That makes me happy.  Everyone talks about my page but few reply to it.  Now I have a favorite person on my page who's 'not as bad as sunshine but not as sweet as some
 of the DQ girls'.  In fact, she's 'right in the middle and a bit unpredictable at work, so it's always a pleasure to work with me.'  These are direct quotes, people.  Sounds like a funny singles ad or something (when taken out of context).  But I'm not going to make fun of her too much.  I want people to still apply as favorite people.
 

   Hey!  Colleen's trying to become my favorite person again.  Obviously, the sting of not being liked by Nick has stung her heart with bitter poison, and she attempts to supplicate herself as best she can.  Also, 'kaite' wants on.  I think she means 'Katie'.  (The subject of this email, by the way, was 'favortie person'.  Let's not spellcheck or anything...)
 

   first off, i would like to re-apply.  i'm offended to be taken off.  u know i
  love that page and ur one of my favorite people.  so please re consider...i
  wont be the coordinator from hell anymore!

  on another note, kaite murray has something to say:
  now nick, i know that sometimes it may seem that i hate u, but really i'm in
  love with u.  i'm confessing my love for u, because i would like to apply to
  be a favorite person on your list.  i figured since colleen got taken off
  there was room for me with the rest.  so how bout it?
                                                  -katie
                                                  -colleen

   Ok, so after Frank comes in, we have Carly!  I'm so happy.  Check out this email.

Hey,
    I finally got a chance to write ya a lil note about why i think i should be one of ur FAVORITE PEOPLE!!!!!!  Okay i mean i know we havent known each other long but i already love ya to death!  U are always baggin me up !  I guess all i can say is ur one of my favorite people so maybe i can be one of urs!!!!! (;

  <3- Carly

   Love me to death, huh?  Thanx.

   The next person on the list is MaryBeth.  I hope I'm spelling that name right.  Here's her email.
 

To :  Truelancer@hotmail.com
Subject :  FAVORTIE PEOPLE
Nick come on. The very thought of you not making me one of your favorite people...*pouts*. Come
on i give you free food, not just pizza but home cooking, i invite you to play games and to parties, where
you got to kill people.
  We survived Caravel together without going completely insane. and come on please

  marybeth

   Well, when you put it like that, sure!

   An app from Dan.

Subject: Application for Favorite Person

I pay for your dinner (and vice versa), I give you a car, and I let you bask
 in my prescence.  I believe that should suffice.  Oh yeah, and I don't
 sponge money off of you like some leeches we all know (who will go unnamed).
 You really have to be more assertive...

     -Dan

   Good points.  People who give The Nick cars and don't take The Nick's money are good people.  Thanx for the app.

   Here's a nice lil' application from Amanda.

hey nick i thought i would try to get on your favorite persons list. well i
 could use the excuse im Robin's daughter so put me on there but im not! sp i
 think u should put me on there cuz im a great person and i would like to
 think that u like me enough to put me on your list.  -amanda-

    Of course I like you enough to put you on here.  But seriously, look at some of the other people up here.  It's not that difficult to be a favorite of Nick... some of you can't even form coherent sentences.  Trust me, Amanda, you're a favorite.

   This is an email from Danielle.  (At least, it sounds like Danielle)...

   Nick,
 This isn't an application to be a favorite person cause I already know i'm
 your second favorite (next to yourself of course :)

   If it's not an application, I shouldn't put your name on the list... but I think I'll do it anyway, since you are my second favorite.  Unfortunately, your name's going at the bottom.  My mom would be angry if you took her spot.  Maybe if you ask nicely you can have my dad's spot near the top.

   And yet another...
 

NIck when I want to go to EXC and I would like to be a Favorite person   of yours here is some info.

Name : TJ Heron
  Age: 15 (16 on Jan. 29 )
  Status: Single( but liking on someone at DQ)-(no not Collen)
  Hieght: 5' 10 "
  Weight : 230
  fav.food: Bacon Double Cheese( No pickle)
  Fav. Person: Gwam Guy

   Oh, TJ, you're treading dangerous ground.  First off, remember that you want to make The Nick happy when you apply to be his Favorite Person.  You failed that miserably.  First, I don't care what you write when you apply, just so long as you write something.  A personal bio?  No problem.  Broken english?  Problem. Secondly, if by Gwam Guy you  mean The Nick, then I'm flattered.  However, it's 'Guam', not 'Gwam'. Finally, you want a happy The Nick when he's making you a Favorite Person... but you mentioned Colleen (technically, you said 'Collen', but I know what you meant).

   Right now, she's off the list for various annoyances, including stealing a lunch from me and refusing to pay it back.  You mentioned her name.... blood pressure rising, eyes twitching... I'll be fine... you're a favorite..... but.... RARRRRRR!!

   I'm sorry.  I'm better now.

   Yes!  Patrick wrote me something.

Nick,
I really think I should be on your list of favorite people for obvious
reasons...I mean, come on, we've worked together for over a year and a half,
shared moments when Heather went into her angry tirades on Friday nights,
discussed whether or not you really did need "mint in the drive-thru" and
I've made you laugh on numerous occasions with my Bruce impressions.  If I
don't get on your list of favorite people nick, I don't know what I'll
do...below is a brief resume

Name: Patrick Rodeheaver
Sex: Yes please
Hobbies: play football, flyers, watching rabid gerbils get it on..you know,
normal stuff

   "Sex, yes please"?  Everyone loves The Nick... I love Sunshine's tirades.

   That next space could be you!  Email me soon!  You really want your name up there.  Please note that you give me permission to post your email on this page by emailing me.  If you'd prefer it to be private, just say so.