This is my new advertising page.  It's a simple idea.

   Pay me five dollars.  Just five.  Then you can give me anything you want and I'll post it.  100 words for five dollars.  I don't care what it's for.  I don't care what it says.

   Now, for five dollars, I'll take anything down.  Anything at all.  You pick.

   Consider the possibilities.  Wanna sell something?  Talk to The Nick.  Want to inform a bunch of people about something, be it a big event or an important date?  Talk to The Nick.  Wanna make fun of someone?  Make someone cry?  Spread a nasty rumor?  Go ahead.

   Five dollars can go a long way!