A difficult test.  Sent in by Brett!  So if you whiners who hate my page (yet read it everyday) want to complain, I did not put this one up.  Brett did.  Thanx, Brett.

   To pass, you must get all of the answers right.  Some of them are tricky.  Some of them are not.  Also... Brett, you usually don't inform the test-takers that the question is a trick question.  That ruins the surprise.

   Anyway, email me your answers.  You'll receive some credit for it.

   TEST your DQ KNOWLEDGE NOW with THE multiple-choice test of all multiple-choice tests!
Simply match the dialect given with the wonderful Dairy Queen employee who is most likely to speak it.

   They increase in difficulty, so good luck!

1. "I should be the employee of the month blah, blah, blah..."
a) Lauren
b) Butch
c) Colleen
d) Lois

2. "Hi, my name is Brandon Townsend."
a) Brandon
b) Brett
c) Pat
d) Greg

3. "Howdy-ho!  Most def, man.  For real.  For shizzel my nizzel."
a) Jason
b) Scott
c) Bruce
d) Nick

4. "Ehhh, how about, ehhh those Phillies?  Eagles?  Ten and six?"
a) Will
b) Shawna
c) Marge
d) Bruce

5. "Hi!  How are you doing today?  Do you want me to work for you today?"
a) Mary
b) Lois
c) Eric
d) Ryan

6. "Nah, I’m not coming back to the Dairy Queen ever again."  (trick question)
a) Eric Townsend
b) Jason Bassett
c) Hansel Wilson
d) DJ Boleslawski
e) all of the above and then some

7. "Nick!  Punch out now!" (trick question)
a) Heather
b) Kyle (either one)
c) Beth
d) Nancy
e) all of the above and then some

8. "No overtime!"
a) Butch
b) Butch
c) Butch
d) Butch

9. "Well dag-burn.  For pete’s sake!"
a) Brett
b) Jeff
c) Louis
d) Linda

10. "That girl is half my age, but those are the biggest honkers I’ve ever seen!"
a) Charlie
b) Linda’s son
c) kitchen coordinator with the most facial hair, named Charlie
 
 

We should have to pass these instead of levels for our ten cent raises