Idiocy I
   I've finally gotten around to updating this page.  A talk with James and Dan from a local Burger King, and a bunch of things that annoy us drive-thru people.

   Idiocy II
   A horrible day at work.  And these new enemies of G.W.H.E. didn't make me smile.

   Idiocy III
   Coming soon?

   Bad Ideas I
   A new G.W.H.E. special.  An idea that can't possibly be good.

   Bad Ideas II (Link to EBay auction)
   I don't know who is the bigger fool; the person offering the service or those buying the service.  Personally, I'd want to buy this service for some people I work with...

   Solutions I
   Nick's own solution to policing idiots and preventing idiocy on a grand scale.

   G.W.H.E. Mission Statement
   Coming soon!  Yes, we're against idiots... but what exactly are we doing about it?

   Welcome to the club.

   G.W.H.E. (pronounced " Gwee' hee  ") began as an innocent joke.  I've always had a healthy opinion of myself (if that's not obvious in this webpage/shrine).  I've always thought myself a genius, but I slowly began to realize that maybe, just maybe, I wasn't a genius.  Perhaps, rather than being a genius, others were just blundering morons, unable to comprehend the intricacies of 'the complete sentence' and 'not talking with your mouth full'.  However, it became glaringly obvious that there are real idiots out there far past what will be on my "Idiot of the Week" page--  Idiots far past the caliber what will be on your local obituary because of some obscene lack of common sense.  I'm insinuating the grandest scale of foolishness here, like forks in the toaster, idiocy that makes trye idiots proud.

   Usually, I experience this brand of nonsense at work.  Not always my coworkers, mind you, but the myriad of customers provide the right mix of youth and inexperience (or haughty senility) to choose from.  The asshole who complains about everything (Everything!) or the woman who religiously corrects and contradicts everyone but the person in error (herself)... these people are the ones that I shall always remember.  Whether they are making me weep on the inside or just enjoy my superiority, I will never and can never forget these people.

   That I'll always remember.

   After finding the world to be populated by those lacking common sense who are worthy of the title 'idiot', I decided that us geniuses had to make a stand.

   G.W.H.E. was formed.
 

   Our goal is to uphold and honor sense, plain ol' common sense.  We're an anti-idiot club.  The elimination of all idiots and the destruction of foolishness is our goal.  Not petty nonsense, mind you-- G.W.H.E. specifically opposes the elite of the elite in the genre of dumb.  The guy who fights a grease fire with water and sets his puppy ablaze or the woman who mixes stereo time and bath time are the ones we fear.  These people pose a verifiable risk to themselves and all of humanity.  Whether by enlightenment, education, or genocide, something must be done.

   This web page is dedicated to my buddies who have common sense. That's most of you (I hope and pray for the day I might say that this is all of you).