A good week for idiocy.

   The long story relating to both of these Idiots can be found in this rant and in this paintball story.  Here's the summary.
 

  Our idiots come from paintball games on Saturday, 9/22.

   Our Big Idiot award goes to Scottie.  His act of deserving idiocy was trash-talking the player/ref and The Nick.  Of course, the ref and I counter-trash-talked him back.  Bets were made, words were exchanged, and two games commenced.

   Both games ended with me shooting Scottie in the butt.  Talk about hitting him where it hurts.  His pride was wounded more, I think.

   Ok, our runner-up Idiot can be found in the rant.  I don't particularly like my rant this time, as it isn't too well written.  I guess it's just impossible to convey the sheer lunacy of lying so poorly.

   Anyway, I call this fellow 'Guy', as I don't know his name.  So 'Guy' gets shot by me.  I say hit.  He says I'm wrong.  This repeats itself.  However, when I hit him again and I'm about to yell with 'strong language' that I am absolutely sure that the hit was clean, the ref started calling him.  He still argued.  Then he tried to plead innocence and ignorance.  Neither of us bought it.

   So, take  a lesson from our IotW and our runner up.  If you open your mouth, may it be the truth.  And don't make promises you know you cannot keep.  Else you'll be embarrassed.