Voters for the DQGC, you are the IotW this time.  Runner up goes to the "Bermuda Family".
 
 

   As I counted up the votes for the DQ Girls, I came to a realization.

   Most of you people who voted are idiots.
 

   The rules are simple.  WRITE onto something, be it email or a piece of paper, THREE different names.  Give it to me.

   Simple.  Easy.  I kept is simple because I knew someone was going to screw up.  It turned out that quite a few someones screwed up.  Some simple math reveals that 39% of the voters made some sort of a mistake.  Too many votes, not enough votes, voting for the same people, voting for the guys, making ridiculous votes.  All sorts of things that I cannot understand how could have happened.

     That's almost 2 out of 5 voters.  Too much like Florida, to be honest.  Because the results are so close and some votes have to be cancelled due to idiocy, I'm sure there's going to be scrutiny.  The girls who lost will call for a recount.  Votes will be found at someone else's house.  I'll be brutally murdered.  Good job, guys.
 

   This weeks' Runner Up is the Bermuda Family.  The Bermuda family was given that name by me simply because the wife of the family was wearing a shirt that said 'Bermuda'.  Basically, the husband stopped in the middle of the parking lot to let the family out.  They went soooo slowly that a line of cars formed behind them.  By the time they finally crossed the street, the husband decided to go park.  Later, while I was eating in the China Buffet, the husband yelled at a waiter for gently bumping into him.  We're not talking "Watch where you're going, Wang!", we're talking some nasty cursing that made mothers cover their daughters' ears.  Classis IotW stuff.

   Honorable mention goes to the China Buffet waitress I've gotten three times who has made me feel not welcome.  When she says "Thank you come again," I really feel like she wants to kill my family. Maybe it's because I stopped leaving tips?  Anyway, my tip to waitresses are to be polite.  She was still better than Colleen, though.  It took her less than 50 minutes to get my meal.  And less than 15 to get me a glass of water.

   Another Honorable Mention goes to the State of Maryland.  I'm going to put up a whole rant about Maryland later, but for now, just accept that a 4 dollar toll road on the middle of a stretch of highway is a rip-off beyond rip-offs!  I mean, they let me in but I can't get out without 4 bucks!!  I don't think I made friends with the toll-taker when I gave her a handful of change.  No pennies, but I did exchange all my quarters with two dimes and a nickel.  The look she gave me was classic.  That woman looked like she wanted to kill my family.  Let me tell you, I'll never love anyone who has anything to do with a toll-booth.... except for Danielle, who can do no evil and angels sing her praises.
 

   That's all for this week's idiots.  Watch for a special session of IotW coming soon.  Maybe sooner than you might think, considering this Monday night's schedule.  Come back again!  More to read next week.