Charlie's a guy who can't take a joke.

   He's been whining because of stuff I put up about him.  Anyway, I've been teasing him a lot, so I'm going to stop right now.

   However, one last joke before I take down all the stuff about him.  Next time you see Charlie, tell him "You'll never believe what *I* saw on the Charlie Page!  Why, I saw <insert your funniest Charlie joke here> on Nick's page.  It's so funny, so true!"  Basically, I'm going to deny everything you say.  It'll drive him crazy.

   I'm relying on you, my faithful readers.  Say whatever you want to say, but be nice.  We don't want him to cry.  Just to yell at The Nick.
 

   I wonder how long it'll take for him to realize this... or to just check this page himself.  If he's as gullible as I think he'll be, this could go on for a looooong time.