Ever play link-tag before?  A simple online game.  Go to a good website, like Disney.com, and click on different links.  It really doesn't matter which links you click on.  Just keep clicking on links.  The ultimate objective is to link to porn.  Be sure to record the links you took.

  Of course, what you choose to do with the information gleaned in this way is up to you.  Some people keep the porn... what I like to do is send this information to the good folks at Disney and their investors and wait for stock prices to drop.  Apparently, the family folk at Disney don't like that sort of correlation.

   Anyway, here are a bunch of links with DQ in it.  See if you can find them.

   Link #1
   The Dairy Queen Page.  It beats mine out, a little bit.  Try locating our store!

    Link #2
   A reference to beating people up.  I like it.

   Link #3
   Disasters happen at the DQ...

   Link #4
   The sad thing is, I can imagine a story like this taking place.  Just change a few names... Kylie and Kyle look awful similar.  The homepage is here.

   Link #5
   Zoe likes DQ french fries.  Zoe has favorite people... Zoe has been reading The Nick page?

   Link #6
   We have a James 'Stewart' and we used to have a Jeff 'Picard', but this isn't quite the same... why don't we ever get fictitious sci-fi characters at OUR store?

   Link #7
   Good job, "Newf".  So, let me get this straight... DQ is one of your 'hangouts' but you have a list of 'flurries' on your page.  Go to the G.W.H.E.  page and repent.

   Link #8
   Hey Mikey!  We're practically like twins.  "I spend most of my time at work "Dairy Queen" or here on the web!"  Creepy.  Give me a year and I'll be just like you; "20... single... and very hott!"  Here's a hint.  Trim that stupid little mustache thingy and get rid of that stubble on your chin.  You just look stupid.
   I have more hits than Mikey.

   Link #9
   Check out this interview with my good friends at Piz.  One of the in-depth questions involved DQ.  When you don't go to DQ, you tend to get hit by cars.

   Link #10
   Ooh, Holly.  Sounds like a hot girl to me.  True, she's only 15, but check out her hobbies.  Cross-country and considering track.  Sounds like she's in good shape.  And look, quotes from The Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears.  Nothing I like more in a girl than that "I'll do anything everyone else is doing" naiveté.
   Also, check out what she looks for in a person.  Trust, honesty, and someone who 'likes to have fun' or 'a person that makes me have fun because I can be very shy when I am around people I don't know.'  Hey, you don't know me, but I can make you have fun, if you get my drift.
   Finally, nothing says "Good choice" quite like having an identical twin sister who also runs.

   Wait a minute... the hell!?  Dairy King?  Dairy King!?  Dairy King!?  You stupid !@#$!  Geez... you think you know a person...

   Well, unlike the loser at Link #8, you admit to reading books.  At least you're not a total sham.

   Link #11
   Bet you didn't think I could find a webcam with a DQ on it, huh?  The Nick, making astounding discoveries, one disappointing weblink at a time...

   Link #12
   Another DQ.  Check out the "Today's Specials" link.  It's been updated about as much as our menu board's "Today's Special".  A DQ trend, apparently.

   Link #13
   Unlike our DQ, where stuff breaks down inside, this DQ is plagued by cars breaking down on the eerily empty, quiet highway immediately outside.
   Even more entertainment can be achieved by clicking on the FAQ.  I often wonder "What is the internet?" and "What is an ISP?" when I see a DQ store.

   Link #14
   This page doesn't have frames.  This page made by The N ick.

   Link #15
   Fun and Games.  Alternatively, anyone who can crack the "Store Operator's ONLY" link at the bottom gets a reward from The Nick.

   Link #16
   Looks like one of our manager's has a secret admirer... who has more hits than me...