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Man: Mr. James
Sup: Heather Sunshine
Coor: Charlie
Except for their being so many customers, today was wonderful.
Also, I officially forgive Charlie of all the mean things he's ever said about me. He's doesn't ever talk to me anymore, but at least he's not being negative towards me. That's good. The bad side to this is now I can't make fun of him, since he's being mature now. There's no fun unless I have something to complain about.
Onto other news.
Thanx goes to Mary for working an extra hour and a half for me, even though I didn't really need it.
Also, 'thanx' goes to Colleen, who once again proves that I'd lose half of my content if she wasn't here. Anyone know how the drive-thru headset is different from the way it used to be? Essentially, if you hit that middle button once, until you clear it by hitting another button, anything and everything you say can be heard by the employees in kitchen and customers in line in drive-thru. Let's just say that Colleen's conversation in the back was broadcasted for all to hear. An example of unintentional but hilarious foolishness. In a way, it's too bad a customer didn't complain.
(Of course, in her defense, I have to be fair; I did the same exact thing. Basically, I slipped in two sentences about what I'd be wearing for Halloween. The way the customer responded to me pretty much proved that she heard, but I asked her anyway. Luckily, I don't say naughty things too much.)
Then, Colleen made me stay outside on break too long... either she likes to punch in or she's completely inept at mathematics. Let's not rule out either. Anyway, she's way too flippant when I try to tell her important stuff. Don't lie to The Nick! And always listen to The Nick! This doesn't go only to Colleen; this goes to everyone. If you're alive, you must listen to The Nick!
At the end of the night, Heather, Colleen,
and The Nick had a long discussion about everything.
GAHHHH!!!
Had a good night, closed quickly. But this annoyed me, this whole debate we had.
I dare not go into the specifics, but suffice to say, let me give you some excerpts.
Sunshine: "Allow me to offer some conflicting opinions of my own and some reasons why I believe I'm right."
Colleen: "How's about I ignore you
and contradict myself instead?"
The Nick: "That doesn't make sense to me. Here's why it doesn't make--"
Colleen: "--I can scream louder than you!"
Sunshine: "Hey! I just thought of something--"
Colleen: "--la la la!"
Colleen: "Wrong."
The Nick: "Point number two."
Colleen: "You're wrong."
The Nick: "Point number three."
Colleen: "Let me repeat everything I just said four minutes ago."
Sunshine: "I respect your opinion, but I think this is right."
Colleen: "You're an idiot*."
*- The Nick would like to point out that
this statement qualifies nobody as an IotW.
The Nick: "Actually, you're wrong. Let me logically prove to you exactly why you're wrong; I shall speak with such stunning precision that you'll be left in utter shock at the strength of my wordsmithing and have no choice but to accept that my opinion and my view is absolutely correct while your method of thinking is both flawed and incorrect."
Colleen: "Time for me to go home. Bye bye bye!!"
Sunshine: "But wait--"
Colleen: <drives away>
Ok, ok... maybe I'm being a bit harsh. However, I do recall getting perturbed at just about everything she said. I don't want to sound like a whining The Nick, but Sunshine and I talked until 3 in the morning and neither of us made the other scream. And you know how much Sunshine and The Nick get along.
Anyway, don't debate against The Nick or
prepare to be creamed corned with logical linguistic lacerations!
I shall out-talk you!
PS: Colleen said today she's been hired elsewhere.
Here's me not crying about her leaving. Well, not too much.