Man: Kyle S.
   Sup: J-9
   Coor: Charlie

   I try to avoid writing about Charlie except in response to him doing something to me, since he doesn't like The Nick writing stuff about him (silly guy, huh?), but now I'm angry.

   Here are the facts.

   Charlie and Scottie spend all night long teasing me about the horrific things that they'll do to my car.  I'm not talking a quick joke with the punchline being "blow up your car!", I'm talking all night long.  They basically swore to me that my car would be damaged, on their honor.

   Lo and behold, my car is egged.
 

   The night was ok.  Not great, not bad (not counting the kitchen crew).

   Let me present the following three facts to you.
 

1)  For the past month or so, Charlie has been threatening my car with all manners of destruction.  Additionally, behind my back, he's made plans (as witnessed by other trustworthy people) to damage it but was lazy or prevented from doing so.

2) This night, Scottie and Charlie told me without a doubt something would be done to my car.

3) Something was done to my car.
 

   The Nick is a genius.  Luckily, it doesn't take a genius to put two and two together.  If you threaten and promise something will happen and then it happens, logic clearly points to but one likely event barring the existence of outside information.

   Thanx, guys.  Charlie, you've finally damaged my brand new car, just like you said you would.