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   Man: Mr. James
   Sup: Sunshine
   Coor: Charlie

   No more mothers yelling at me today.

   However, I will be making extensive use of quotes in tonight's NaN.

   Sunshine yelled at me.  She thinks I'm "obsessed" with her.  In most people's opinion, she's obsessed with me.  What silliness.

   Here's a quote: "Guys suck.  They all suck.  You don't need them for anything.  Even if you wanted to have a baby, that's what sperm banks are for."  (This quote will remain anonymous.)

   Here's my response: "Where do you think those banks get the sperm?"

   All guys suck?  Sounds like a pretty lesbian thing to say.  Of course, I wouldn't dare say that, else I'll get more "I'll beat you up" comments.  To be honest, I'm scared.

   More importantly, I'm injured, and it's not because Sunshine "turned around and punched me and knocked me down."  It's because I think I'm getting some more wisdom teeth.  Just one.  But it's painful.  Lots of special thanx goes to Mr. James for getting me something to put on it.  A numb mouth is a happy mouth.

   Anyway, that's all for tonight.  I'm going to catch enough of a beat-down already, so I won't do anything else to risk my life.

   Well, I'll do one thing... check the Sunshine Page in a few days for an update!