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   Man: Donna
   Sup: Sunshine
   Coor: The Nick!

   So Charlie wanted to go home an hour and a half early, so he called me.  I was a few minutes late getting there since I went shopping instead of eating out (yeah!  Cheaper eats!), but I got there early.

   Let me see... Carly, Faith, Marie, Jenn, and Bruce came in tonight.  It was slow, so I had fewer friends.  Unfortunately, I didn't really get to see them much as I was in kitchen, coordinating, all night long.  I was also with Danielle, for whom the angels sing of, which had its pros and cons.

   What did I like about tonight?  It wasn't that busy.  Customers didn't want insane amounts of food (dieting after Thanxgiving, perhaps?) so I wasn't besighed with orders.  And Danielle was her usual sweet self with one exception.  An incident involving a rotten brownie, Donna, and an injured tooth.  I'll say no more.

   We got out quick.  Perhaps it was because Mr. James requested that I keep my Sunshine jokes to a maximum of three tonight, so I guess that allowed her to focus and not come stomping through kitchen to raise hell.  Anyway, I only used two of my three Sunshine jokes because she didn't have the chance to talk to me, so I think I'll put a Sunshine joke here.

   Hmm... let me think.

   Not that joke... that's not funny.  And this other one is pretty stupid.  That one's just nasty...
 

   Ah ha!  Perfect!
 
 
 
 
 
 

   QUESTION: What's the difference between a dog at the back porch and Sunshine at the front porch?

   ANSWER: The dog stops howling when you let it in.
 

   Ok, that's all for tonight.  Three Sunshine jokes.  You're welcome, Mr. James.

   Anyway, I'm locking my doors tonight.  Just in case.