If you're visiting this page, you probably have some questions about The Nick Page.

   1) I believe in content over flash.  This page is entertaining and fun, not flashy and trendy.  It's also very graphic lite.

   2) I tell the truth.  Sometimes I use hyperbole and sometimes I exaggerate, but I'm always truthful.  Sometimes I'm sarcastic, but this is the truth.
 
   3) I once heard a great quote.  As best I can remember... "A good comedian pisses someone off every once in a while.  If you don't make anyone mad at you, then you're not trying hard enough."  If I make you mad, realize...

1) The Nick is a genius.

2) The Nick is probably just teasing you and he would never hurt a friend of his.

3) You're probably a fool who can't take a joke or has some sort of a problem.  If you don't like what I say, then don't do the activity that prompts me to say the offending truth.  Alternatively, don't come to my webpage.  It's not changing.  Go elsewhere.
 

   So, let this page be a disclaimer for everything that The Nick Page is; a fun page, written on the spur of the moment during my free time.  Sometimes I'm sleepy.  I always tell the truth.  Don't whine at me.