Disclaimer: I do not own any of the animes involved, nor am I the original creator of the Mary Sues featured. If you found that your Sue was lampooned in this fic, then oh well you should have spared me your stupidity.

Kyou was in a particularly good mood as he walked home alone. He had finally beaten the rat at something. The expression on the rat's face as the Mary Sue went down by dictionary was priceless. Kyou was still gloating over his small victory as he walked up to the house. The first thing he noticed was that Hatori's car was parked out just a short distance away.

"Oh great what the hell is Hatori doing here?" he asked himself annoyed. Kyou felt his good mood drain away as he entered the house. Immediately he was greeted with a loud booming voice.

"Kyou~ou!" Momiji shouted happily.

"What are you doing here? Don't I see enough of you at school already?!" Kyo snapped angrily.

"Kyou don't you remember, Tomoya is going to be living here. I wanted to say hi to her." Momiji said innocently.

"Tomoya? Who the.." before Kyou could finish his question a girl with red hair and mismatched eyes came into the hallway.

"Kyou~ou!" the unknown girl said excitedly as she ran and hugged him. To his horror nothing happened.

"Oh crap!" Kyou thought instantly. "This is not happening again!"

"Kyou-kun are you coming to join us for tea? I just made some," she asked pulling Kyou into the living room. Hatori and Shigure were having a normal conversation as Momiji and Tomoya sat down and started having a lively conversation. Kyou was unsure how to react to this one. He knew he should play along before the girl wised up to him but he was so shocked by her.

"So when do I get to meet Honda-san?" Tomoya asked excitedly.

Kyou instantly narrowed his eyes at her. What was she planning for Tohru? He already didn't like this girl. Not only was she textbook Mary Sue but she acted like Momiji.

"Tohru-kun is working tonight but you should be able to meet her later this evening." Shigure announced happily.

Kyou looked at Shigure with great contempt, what the hell was wrong with these people? Did they forget about the girl who turned up, called herself a member of the zodiac and then promptly tried to kill Tohru?

The days that followed were the worst for Kyou and Yuki as not only had Tomoya, the apparent canary of the zodiac curse made herself at home but Tohru's "twin sister", Alex also appeared. She looked and acted pretty much like Tohru minus the klutz attacks and well for some reason she could hug the zodiac guys without anyone transforming. Plus Alex's eyes sparkled more and she had shinier hair than Tohru. Tomoya and Alex were instantly the best of friends. Between the two of them they had effectively taken over the house. They traded off cooking and cleaning. Tohru didn't seem to mind the girls at all.

Anytime Yuki or Kyou tried to speak to Tohru, Alex or Tomoya or both girls would interrupt and take over the conversation. At school Tomoya and Alex were instantly the most popular girls in school. It just never ended. Kyou had to wonder if he and the Rat were the only ones who noticed Mary Sues. Kyou found himself in the foulest of moods as he approached home by himself. He dreaded the idea of going home especially since Alex and Tomoya just seem to appear at home without the effort of walking. He was lost in deep thoughts of how to rid himself of these horrid Mary Sues.

"Kyou-kun!" a familiar voice rung out interrupting Kyou's thoughts. He turned to see Kagura just before she glomped him. "I'm so glad you're okay. That Tomoya girl and that Alex girl haven't been trying to come on to you have they?" Kagura asked jealousy flaming in her eyes.

Kyou could have kissed Kagura right then and there. He grumbled slightly to cover his inward smile as he answered. "Yeah they have. Alex even tried to get into my room last night." Kyou lied. Alex had shown more interest in Yuki than in him and well Tomoya only had eyes for Momiji and Hatsuharu but what Kagura didn't know wouldn't hurt him.

"I'll kill them!" Kagura said enraged as she took off toward the house. Kyou just stood and watched as the smile grew on his face. The next thing he heard was music to his ears. The screams of two girls came ringing out of the house as Tohru walked up beside him.

"I guess I owe Kagura-chan a big dinner after all," Tohru said lightly.

"What?" Kyou asked confused.

"I hope you don't mind that I told Kagura that she had two new rivals," Tohru said smiling.

Kyou became completely dumbstruck as he heard Tohru's words.

"But you have been acting so unaffected around them...." Kyou trailed off as he saw the smile that Tohru gave him.

"My mother raised me to be kind and generous but she didn't raise me to be a fool. I'm not sharing with any Mary Sue." Tohru said simply as she walked toward the house satisfied with her actions. Kyou stood in shock. "Did Tohru just outsmart two Mary Sues?"

Fruits Basket Tales Part 1

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