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     Four years ago, I started playing the trumpet.  I have played in the Freeport
High School Marching Band for three.  Technically, I rank third in the trumpet
section, but positions really don't say much in our band.  If they did, we might
actually have a band instead of a group of complete morons who all think they
are the best thing ever to come to Freeport.

          The Story of the Dented Trumpet

     My trumpet was dented a year ago during filming for the morning show.  To make a long story short, a certain person did a certain cartwheel and on the way up KICKED my trumpet out of my hand.  The whole thing was caught on tape
and aired.  Well, except the last several seconds of me shouting "God Dammit!"

          Why I Didn't Get First Chair in the Honor Band

     I was waiting to audition or the oxymoronic Walton County Honor Band
one year when a friend and I decided to switch mouthpieces.  The thing is, he
played the clarinet.  So I walked into the audition room and explained my new
instrument to the audition lady as  "crumpet."  She never cracked a smile.  She
just said, "You're not serious, are you?"  I wanted to say something along the
lines of, "Of course.  EVERYONE WHO WALKS INTO AN AUDITION
WITH A TRUMPET AND A CLARINET MOUTHPIECE IS SERIOUS!  OF COURSE I'M NOT 'SERIOUS!'"  But I didn't.  I just played every piece I was given.  She asked me if I had seen the music I was playing before, convinced
that I was somehow cheating because everyone who had come in earlier had
messed up on the rhythm.  I told her no, but I got close to dead last anyway. 
All because I had a sense of humor, and could read the music better than the
people before me...

          Playing the Clarinet

     Two years ago, I learned to play the clarinet.  It never really went
anywhere, and trumpet is still my primary instrument.  One day I'll finally get
the key fixed on the old clarinet in my closet.

          Guitar

     I started learning to play the guitar shortly before school started, around
August.  It has been the first instrument I have taught myself, and I occasionally try to write songs.  I haven't gotten the chance to really improve much on
guitar.  Right now I'm just sitting at home, playing chords and trying to improve with the lack of any knowledge on how to improve.  I've found the guitar to be
not only a way to pass time, but a new experience that has opened up a world
of opportunity and new challenges.
TRUMPETEER THE MUSICIAN
The Infernal Spawn of Evil Plays Guitar!