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    02/10/05     7:56 PM

     Today, Casey and I played MTG after school, and he was declared the
Freeport District Champion.  I played my deck based on the Nuts and Bolts
deck from Fifth Dawn (but better, with infinite life, mana, damage, or take
control of all permanents on the board combos), and he played his Affinity
deck.  I called it the Freeport District Championship because it was a game that
required much more strategy than the usual "kill Skipper and Chris" strategy.
We also weren't restricted by time, and we both had fairly good draws.
     I was gaining about 5 or 10 life almost every turn, thanks to Auriok
Salvagers, Leonin Elders, and Sunbeam Spellbombs, and was trying to kill his
Cranial-Plated flyers (Ornithopter and Somber Hoverguard) with my Voltaic
Construct-Viridian Longbow combo.  On the decisive turn, I left two mana
open, and had a Leonin Bola equipped to one of my creatures with my
Construct equipped with the Longbow.  He attacked me with an Ornithopter,
two Hoverguard Observers, and with two Cranial platings in play with 4 black
mana to pay the equip-as-instant abilities.  My plan was that when he attacked,
I would block one attacker with Ornithopter, kill one with the Voltaic Construct,
and tap the other one with Leonin Bola, because if any one got through,
he would equip both of the Cranial Platings to it with around 15 artifacts in
play, and I would take lethal damage.  As planned, I tapped one, and blocked
another, but I could not kill the other, because I only had two mana and as a
result, my Construct could only deal two damage to the Hoverguard.  I had
forgotten that he had Scale of Chiss-Goria in play, and he gave it +0/+1 until
end of turn and equipped both Cranial Platings to it, dealing 30 damage to me
and winning the game.

     If you read that and knew exactly what it meant without having to look a
single card up, you are a nerd.  Anyway, that's how Casey won the game.

     02/04/05     10:18 PM

     I went to Wal Mart the other day, and so did Casey.  We both could've
saved the other 10 bucks, too.  I bought Coheed and Cambria's first CD,
Second Stage Turbine Blade, and Casey bought Green Day's American Idiot
CD.  I already had American Idiot, and he already had Second Stage Turbine
Blade, so we wasted $20.
     It seems like everyone has been sick the last few days.  Today, there were
six teachers out, and a lot of the students who were here obviously weren't
feeling well.  One of these was Charlton.  Poor fellow.  (He really is a good
chap, that Charlton is.)
     The school also gave out the Yellow and White Cards for A and A/B
students.  Well, they call them Gold and Silver, but they're yellow and white.
We applauded for Charlton as he recieved his awards for being such a jolly
good fellow.
     In case you think I'm British, or if you think someone British killed me and
acquired the password to my Yahoo account, that's not true.  Everyone knows
Charlton.  If you don't know who Charlton is, ask me at school, because if
you are on this website you are obviously a student at FHS that sees me every
day.

                  War is Peace     Freedom is Slavery     I Like Pie

          -James Griffith

     (I bet you weren't expecting it to say "I like pie," were you?  You thought it
would be something more meaningful and original.  Well it's not, so go sue
someone.)

     01/15/05     5:22 PM

     Sorry for the delay.  My computer went on strike and stopped giving us
Internet access.  But I'm back now, and with a plan: to waste your time!!!
     MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

     12/12/04     4:09 PM

     Yay!  It's finally done, and I have one week of school left!  Starting
tomorrow.  So now I just have to survive one more week of school and then I
have time to...do absolutely nothing.  But hey, at least it's nothing on my own
terms!

     12/11/04     9:31 PM

     It's Saturday, and tomorrow is a free day.  OK, I take that back, it was a
free day.  But I have a history paper due.  Fast.  So I'll finish that and try to
get all my other stuff done and maybe then this shit will be over with.
     I bagged groceries today from 1 to 3, while some of the other people there
stood and looked happy and sold baked goods.  We were raising money for the
history club's trip to DC.  I ended up being our most valuable customer, and
spent my last $3.62 on a plate of some kind of pecan thing whose name has
been forgotten.  Every last penny went into that plate.
     At 6 I went to play trumpet for the church enesemble.  There were about
five people there.  We have moved from several different churches in the
ensemble's history, probably because churches can't afford to feed me.  People
think, "Hey!  We don't need to pay these guys, they just come and play for
free!"  But I always end up eating my weight in gold (or food, actually.)
     Then there was the dance yesterday.  I would say it was a waste of my
time, but the hours from 9 to 12 aren't the most productive anyway, so
anything I did would be a waste of my time.  Instead, it was a waste of my
money!  So, why was it a waste of my money?  Because I, by definition, am a
self-rejecting nerd with low self-esteem.  And I don't intend to ruin my
reputation by being "cool" or "popular"...or "normal."
     And why is it that MTV is convinced that the only music anyone of my
generation likes is rap?  I can't stand 90% of all rap, the exception being the
"controversial" Eminem.  The only reason that Eminem is controversial is
because he's white.  Eminem critics haven't a clue what they're talking about
when they think he's "controversial."
     OK, I'm done with my pointless thoughts that nobody reads for the day.
James out.

     12/07/04     9:53 PM

     I just got back from a quiz bowl meet.  It demonstrated just how quickly a
place can change, and then change back again.
     The first round, we wound up just over what we started.  It usually ended
up that I would answer a 5-point question right, someone else would answer a
5-point question right, and then I would answer a 10-point wrong, for the most
part.  Through 2 2/3 rounds our score was 110, just 10 points above the
starting score.  But then, I answered three 15-point questions in a row, bringing
us up to 155 and just 10 points away from the first-place team.
     We went to eat, got back, and totally blew it.  It looked good through the
5-points, but then we just really shot ourselves in the foot with wrong answers.
By the end of the round we were 4th place by a long shot, but not any longer
than where we were to start with.  But hey, things happen, and I was still one
of the highest scorers in the county, even though I shot the team in the foot.
     Oh yeah, and 63 years ago, Japanese planes bombed Pearl Harbor, and
when they were finished it looked like our quiz bowl score.  :)

     12/04/04     3:44 PM

     Today is pretty boring so far.  I went squirrel hunting this morning and fishing this afternoon with my dad, but wound up with nothing.  So now I have to finish my research paper for history and I have 300 words out of 1500.  It wouldn't be so bad if I actually stopped and  DID it, but, as you can see, I am
a procrastinator and I'm sitting here typing this instead.
     Christmas is just a few weeks away, and I'm really not excited, because I
have everything I want, more than what I need, and far more than I deserve.  I
still play my guitar every day, and I'm trying to learn how to play "Jesus of
Suburbia" by Green Day.  .|,,|  (Umm...that's a hand doing the "rock sign.")

 
  11/30/04     4:52 PM

     Umm...Not much to say right now.  I still have some history stuff to catch
up on, but I'm not working on it now.  Too lazy.  I'm just kind of passing the
time.
     While I'm building my new site, I remember old stuff from the old site
and my friends' old websites, which they don't update much anymore.  It
reminds me of all of last year, when I was a freshman and "life was good" and
all of that.  Now, it's like I'm just spending each day wasting time.  I really don't
mind the whole time-wasting concept; I've turned it into an art form.  The
problem is that I waste most of my time by myself.  My house is a very boring
place.
     But I do have my guitar, and it's worth a lot more to me than the price I
bought it for.  I occasionally try my hand at songwriting, but haven't
accomplished anything yet.  I'm going to be bored again over Christmas, so
perhaps I'll write a good song and some major record label will sign a contract
or something.  And then I can go on tour and get out of this redneck town in
the middle of nowhere.
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