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    I have decided to bring back one of the most successful pages on the old
site: the time page!  So just what is the time page, you wonder?

     A WASTE OF YOUR TIME!  See this number?



     Multiply that number with the amount of TIME you've spent on this page, and you find out how much TIME I've wasted total!  This is part of a master
plan to make the world's citizens less productive, and you've just become part
of that plan by wasting your time on this page.

     Actually, this started back in the Old Website, Part I because I was just
playing around with Yahoo PageBuilder and found the date/time stamp option
and thought about how stupid it was, then chose to implement it in my
website.  So, now that you know, make your own time page on your own
website and waste someone else's TIME!!!
Merry Christmas from the Infernal Spawn of Evil!