"Piccolo's Take on Love." By Bobby Zaja


   What the hell is this 'love' that blinds Vegeta and Goku, what need have they for those two women, they do nothing but bitch.
   We were given three years to prepare for the androids, and Goku has to take a day off of training because his wife wants him to drive.  He has to worry about that heart virus and this superhuman threat that's approaching.  He can fly he has no need for a damn car.
   Then there's Vegeta, in my meditations I've seen his thought being clouded by that girl Bulma, what the hell kinda name is that anyway?  I understand that the to of them must parent Trunks, otherwise eternity is fucked, but they just do what they gotta do and get on with training.  Trunks even said their 'love' doesn't even last, damn Vegeta, he's got to start thinking about fighting and stop thinking with his dick.
   I understand what love is though, I even have love.  I love Goku as a brother, Gohan as a son, and Kryllin, Yamcha, and Tien as friends.  I even consider Vegeta a friend.  I would give, and have given my life for them.  That's what love is to me, not this dibacle Goku and Vegeta have gotten themselves into.  I suppose I'll never understand them.

END