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| The Jack Handey Page |
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| My stupid small thick head finally figured out that i cannot put 50 pages of stuff on one thingy without it screwing up... Now there's more than one page so weeeeee.... Here it is the new slightly less-crapped up Jack Handey page. Okay so you can't click them yet. I'm working on it leave me alone. |
| Fuzzy Memories - Page 1 |
| My Big Thick Novel - Page 1 |
| My Best List for 2001 Best Planet: Earth. Best Canyon: Grand Canyon. Best Hawaiian Dance: The Hula. Best Flat Italian Pie: Pizza. Best God: God. Best Vampire: Dracula. Best Candy Lips: Wax Lips. Best Bee Prouct: (tie) Wax and Honey. Best Monster: (tie) Dracula and Wax Head. Best Parrot Name: (tie) Polly and Waxy. Best Suey: (tie) Chop Suey and Chop Suey with Wax. Sexiest Actor: Wax Tom Cruise. Best Whole Ball: Whole Ball of Wax. Best Thing of Anything: A Bat Carrying a Block of Wax. |
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