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| A page for the less intellectual mind. Me. A page of my idiocy, FUN HUH? Hells yes it's fun. |
| *Chat DevilzLostChild: I have.... Wzrgk: chronic diahrrea! DevilzLostChild: I gtg now - HAHAHAHAHA! Get it?!? GET IT?!?! *I Spells me Name Wrong (I actually put these on my paper a couple of times) Susi Thai Susie Tha Susei Thai Susie Thia Susie Thi Sosie Tai *Insults I've used Shut up! You Klondike Bar! Blood Belching Vagina Schluphternicker Harrison wears tighty whiteys! (chuckle chuckle) JEFF WEARS PINKY WINKIES! *Excuses Me: Hey harrison... Lucy's retarded Harrison: (Laugh Laugh) Lucy: WHAT?!? Me: I SAID, let's go to target. She's not very smart. Lucy: (Yells something inaudible) Me: Let's go to K-mart. *Chat Wzrgk: i'm all giddy on coke Wzrgk: soda Wzrgk: not coke coke... Wzrgk: wait, we don't have any coke Wzrgk: then i guess that was root beer Wzrgk: not real beer, root beer Wzrgk: ..... DevilzLostChild: ..... Wzrgk: soda poeple like to make their product sound alcoholic or drugged up Wzrgk: and gross Wzrgk: you know, mountain dew Wzrgk: err Wzrgk: nvm.. DevilzLostChild: HAHA DevilzLostChild: PEE Wzrgk: yeah! Wzrgk: moutain pee! Wzrgk: it just doesn't make sense... Wzrgk: mountains dont' pee! Wzrgk: or do they? Wzrgk: (gasp) RIVERS! DevilzLostChild: HAHA DevilzLostChild: YES DevilzLostChild: wait DevilzLostChild: but the rivers caused it DevilzLostChild: God pees on us DevilzLostChild: wait DevilzLostChild: not rivers DevilzLostChild: RAIN Wzrgk: err.... Wzrgk: but it rains in the rivers Wzrgk: so it's god's pee AND mountain pee? Wzrgk: but all our pee is made from god's pee Wzrgk: good thing i dont' believe in that Wzrgk: HAH! DevilzLostChild: HAHA *Emily's Stupid Word Jibble *The Beautiful Moron One time I found the prettiest butterfly. It had green wings and it was really big and the colors on it was pretty. Then I set it free again and I walked away only it flew under my foot and I accidetally stepped on it. *PICK-Up line If you were a booger I'd pick you first. |
| THE MORON OF THE WEEK IS... LINDA!!! FOR NO APPARENT REASON!!! OR MAYBE I JUST LIKE GETTING MY ASS KICKED!!! |