| Insurance Statements The following I had to share on line with you cause I find it so hilarious. The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where auto drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words possible. These instances of faulty writing serve to confirm that even the most incompetent writing may be mighty entertaining: - Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have. - The other car collided with mine without giving any warning of it's intentions. - I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head thru it. - A truck backed thru my windshield into my wife's face. - A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. - The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. - I pulled away from the side road, glanced at my mother-in law and headed over the embankment. - In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into the telephone pole. - I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident. - I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident. - As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place wher no sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident. - To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian. - My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle. - The pedestrian had no idea which direction to turn, so I ran over him. - I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car. - The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth. - The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of it's way when it struck my front end. - The police stopped me because everyone else was going the wrong way on the highway. |
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