The Electric Mayhem Guestbook

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Ronda - 12/15/00 21:55:09
My URL:http://www.tony'sfiancee.com
My Email:rlmangrum@hotmail.com
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: ME! because i get Tony!!
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: loved it!

Comments:
Hi baby, just wanted to sign your book again! I can't wait to marry you! I love you!!

Uncle Rick - 12/15/00 23:49:06
My URL:http://pages.prodigy.net/richardseward/sewards.html
My Email:richardseward@prodigy.net
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: Ronda
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: overplanned, but nice
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: Leia
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: Topless bar, $20 for a lap dance

Comments:
Wish you all the best, but can't wait till all the mushy stuff is over, so we can carry on a conversation without talking over the smooching sounds.

Karen & Alan - 12/04/00 03:28:44
My Email:makransky or therey@hotmail.com
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: Ronda
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: We think we're gonna hurl! Blah!!!
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: Mace Windu
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: Tunisian desert (Tatooine)

Comments:
Are you going to have a bleeding armadillo groom's cake? Alan says to put han solo and leia on your wedding cake. Sorry Ronda.

Melissa - 11/28/00 17:00:21
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: come to Bryan!!

Comments:
Glad to see a pic of the 2 of you and a CLOSE UP of the ring!! Hope to see you at Christmas

Todd - 11/25/00 03:37:24
My Email:Todd1cool@mindspring.com
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: Tony, probably
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: memorable
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: Leia
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: Venice probably, "stay under the bridges"

Comments:
midgets????? trained monkeys?????????? Toddlers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! okay, how about older brothers.

Heather Lightfoot - 11/24/00 22:08:47
My Email:lightfoot@uthscsa.edu
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: Tony
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: Awesome!!
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: Queen Amidala
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: Cozumel....surprise!

Comments:
You are so crazy...you'll fit right in the family! I think you are very lucky to have Ronda as well as she seems lucky also! Ronda is a very caring person and I'm glad she's my cousin! I think ya'll will have many years of happiness ahead!!

Julio's Nana&Poppa - 11/15/00 16:40:16
My Email:elvis@1starnet.com
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: Tony, of course
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: spectacular
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: how about Amelia Bedelia
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: what's a honeymoon?

Comments:
We couldn't be happier for our third son, course we would love to see the lovely couple. How about a trip to Mount Pleasant during the holidays? Love, The Brittain

Ronda - 11/14/00 22:01:49
My Email:rlmangrum@hotmail.com
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: Me!
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: Sweet!
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: Like Leia in the Ewok village.

Comments:
Happy Birthday Tony! Just think, this time next year we will be married! I hope you have a wonderful day, I love you so much.

Shameek Ghosh - 11/14/00 22:00:34
My URL:http://meekg.cjb.net
My Email:Ghosh@ab.edu
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: Hmmm, since I've known Tony for a long time, I'd have to go with the fact that Tony is getting the bett r deal
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: Very very original. I wish I had half the mind he has, which would make it a quarter mind, I guess
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: Sheesh, still the Star Wars fetish Tony?
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: To the fiery pits of hades, naw, I'm kiddin', some place with a lot of alcohol

Comments:
I am really happy for you two. Tony, I can't believe you're actually gonna settle down now. I just hope it's not a trend. Of course then I have like 6 years to catch up to where Tony is. Good luck!

Shameek Ghosh - 11/14/00 21:59:46
My URL:http://meekg.cjb.net
My Email:Ghosh@ab.edu
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: Hmmm, since I've known Tony for a long time, I'd have to go with the fact that Tony is getting the bett r deal
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: Very very original. I wish I had half the mind he has, which would make it a quarter mind, I guess
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: Sheesh, still the Star Wars fetish Tony?
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: To the fiery pits of hades, naw, I'm kiddin', some place with a lot of alcohol

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Nora - 11/14/00 16:13:21
My Email:eleanora@alumni.utexas.net
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: Well, I don't know Tony, but Ronda and I go way back (suitemates in Kinsolv ng) and she's an amazing girl, so he's pretty darn lucky!
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: It's neat! I love it that you had to go vote!! And I think you should have left Cartman singing- that would have been a scream!
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: hmmmm, tough one. Remember when a certain squeaky suitemate of ours wore her hair like Princess Leia for a whole semester?
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: Hmmmmmm, maybe they should go to the huge trash pile in Belize that I've heard Ronda liked so much, or to the bodyfarm in Tennessee. Or, you ould go to South America and hang out with the Yanomamo- but be careful because they take drugs.

Comments:
Wow! Ronda, I'm so happy for you! I remember when you first met this guy- you were so giddy! Judging from this website, I think you've met your match with Tony- the story about you two meeting is sweet- Blue-Jean girl with beautiful brown hair- how sweet. Here is my question- since we know so much about Diamonds and stuff, is your diamond cut properly? is it a brilliant cut- how many points? What number polisher do you think was used? Ha ha, just joking- none of that matters. I'm so happy for you! I love ya Ronda, Nora

Adam D - 11/13/00 01:49:50
My Email:ajd76@prodigy.net
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: are you kidding...you go T-bone!
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: Great concept, a little trouble with the execution...the Japanese judges give you a 7.86
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: half Leia, half Amidala
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: Nicaragua to search for Lake Titticocha...I will contribute $12

Comments:
I am glad that as all evil and hell in this world is abusing me miserably right now, you are able to prosper from a woman smart enough to realize your "special" brilliance! To all who read this: I have been plagued by horrible misfortune...if you are th nking of having troubles of your own, disregard the thought - I've got it covered for all of us for the next 7 months or so. T-bone, soon we shall drink in celebration of the fact that you are not gay. Does this mean no more leppertiddies????

Todd - 11/12/00 06:29:34
How has The Man tried to keep you down lately:: I am verclempt
What have you done lately to fight The Man:: I have no fight left
What's the dumbest thing you've ever had to seriously accomplish at work:: I have lost the ability to distinguish the stupid from the non-stupid, Military life has swallowed me whole.
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: Tony bought me dinner, and made me drink a beer.

Comments:
I still want new questions. Dammit!!

Leland - 11/11/00 02:00:25
My URL:http://comingtoawebnearyou.nut
My Email:mangrumlp@mail.utexas.edu
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: I'll wager 50 on the groom!
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: leia
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: don't care, NO

Comments:
Im Lazy

Mrs. Lilly - 11/11/00 00:44:18
My URL:http://www.downwithhim.com
My Email:rmccraw@webtv.net
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: Are there any other choices?
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: It would've been better with a helpermonkey, but he wouldn't listen to me
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: Caeron Diaz in There's Something About Mary
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: On a spider watching safari

Comments:
Their feet are cold, they buy things because they are "cute", they will wear your favorite t-shirt ensuring that it will be dirty when you want to wear it, they won't like it when you wear hats in public, will slowly wean you off of action movies, eat the last cookie, and insist that you drive when she wants to sleep in the passenger seat. But, that's not really all that big of a deal. Yor feet are cold too, yocan probably convince her that action figures are "cute" especially when you have kids, she looks cute in your clothes, your hat smells bad anyway, all of the action movies have the s me plot anyway, you ate 9 of the last 10 cookies anyway you fatty, and finally someone you are related to wants you to drive! All in all a pretty good deal!

Julie Pickle - 11/09/00 22:56:39
My Email:julesp94@hotmail.com
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: Ronda, you got a good one!
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: very good!! Classic Tony
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: Oh Lord, is she a female version of you or what?
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: Convalescent home for spleenabiphida victims/ I will donate a head of cabbage, a can of jolt cola, and a can of EZ cheese

Comments:
I am very happy for you! Best wishes!

Sadnra - 11/08/00 16:34:40
My Email:sfaslmoore@yahoo.com
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: Ronda I don't know you, but you have just received one of the best men I have ever had he opportunity to watch grow up.
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: Like he would have done it any other way...
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: However she wants on that day...
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: Sorry guys no money from me... still starving college girl

Comments:
Congratulations guys... Tony I am so happy that you have found your one in a million.... Ronda, I am so happy Tony found you... Take care of him and Tony take care of her... Ronda glad you can put up with him and remember he is ONE OF A KIND.

Angie - 11/08/00 02:35:04
My Email:ang05112AOL.COM
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: TONY FOR SURE
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: HAVEN'T HEARD YET
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: THINKING LEIA
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: HAWAII, 10 CENTS

Comments:
CONGRATS TO YA BOTH, LOTS OF LOVE SENT YOUR WAY !!! WE NEED TO GET TOGETHER REAL SOON !!

Shane Guin - 11/07/00 23:40:11
My Email:shane.guin@jacobs.com
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: Tony!!! Ronda should have known better.
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: Typical Tony
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: Shave it!!!
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: Bonnie Motel

Comments:
Congratulations!!! Ronda I don't know you but you will always be in my prays because you have your hands full.

Starr Kendall - 11/07/00 22:38:17
My Email:starrkendall@hotmail.com
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: Tony
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: Gay
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: Chewbacca
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: A basement and someone should broadcast it over the web

Comments:
I just hope I can make this shindig and somehoe sabotage it.

Mary Mangrum - 11/07/00 22:36:37
My Email:mopm310@aol.com
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: Depends on your point of view, but I think both of you are very lucky!!!
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: Pretty good thinking!!! What a surprise!!
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: We'll have to experiment to see which is most becoming to the bride!
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: No suggestions! No money!!

Comments:
Congrats!!!! We wish you only the best.

Michael Mitchell - 11/07/00 21:47:25
My URL:http://www.tyler.net/mitchellm/default.htm
My Email:mmitchellm@kilgore.net
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: Tony of course.. any woman silly enough to by into his schemeing deserves what she ets... :)
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: A typical Tony plan conceived and executed to near perfection.
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: Actually I think Aurra Sing would be a nice change of pace... ;)
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: Industrial Light and Magic, that would be sooo choice... $(not disclosed)

Comments:
Congratulations buddy... I had hoped this phrase (there's someone out there for everyone) was true, but when I heard that Samuel Bolton was getting married, I knew it had to be true! I hope I get an invitation.. if I do please invite lots of interesting nd beautiful women.. so I too can find my soulmate and once and for all be rid of the memory of the wretched, cold hearted bitch know only as "X". Seriously thou, congratulations to the both of you, I wish you all the very best that's possible to have in this world!

Paul Again - 11/07/00 21:31:55
My URL:http://youknowthedrill.com
My Email:and that too.net
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: Has to beTony. Ronda, don't go buy meat with Tony!!!
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: Pretty damned cool
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: Her choice, I think. Dont even try to influence this one, matey.
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: Anywhere they want. The worlds their oyster. Contribute? Yeah...... uhuh!

Comments:
Nice one - be good to each other!!

Brian Turman - 11/07/00 21:28:00
My Email:btur@tjc.tyler.cc.tx.us
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: I will pray for HER!
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: admirable sir-with class
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: Lady Godiva
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: Chicken Ranch

Comments:
As you know my friend, I am extreemly proud of you and for you that you have found true happiness. You are an exceptional young man who I have been blessed with your crossing of my narrow path. I look forward in the near future to meeting your chosen one, and for a small fee, I will only divulge information previously approved by you in advance. I will be in Austin the evening of December 6 & 7 and expect to at least spend some time with you before you enter the matrimonial gates controlled by a female warden for the rest of your life. Understand, I am on year 21 of a lifetime sentence. It makes the Joy of the sentence that more fun if you enjoy the company of the one who pronounces the sentence. Just think, 4 more months and I have a daughter that will be a student at TJC. Now she is talking about wanting to go to some Baptist school in Waco......When her mother asked her about Austin, she replied,"I'd rather go to Colleg Station thatn have to live in Austin." Someone has gotten to her, must have been the Democrats. Seriously, you know I am always here for you now and forever. Only the best of wishes for you and your intended bride. Looking forward to seeing you soon. With love, Brian Turman

Paul - 11/07/00 21:19:57
My URL:http://www2.austin.cc.tx.us/thomason
My Email:thomason@austin.cc.tx.us
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: I think a man is (or at least should be) well aware of where he stands when he mpties his bank account / signs away his salary for the next two years, when buying the ring.
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: He should've kept it a secret!!
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: Chewbacca
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: Naboo

Comments:
Kiss your independence goodbye! :-)

Ronda - 11/07/00 15:58:35
My URL:http://www.iluvtony.com
My Email:rlmangrum@hotmail.com
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: I am, because Tony is so wonderful, and I am so lucky to have him!!!!
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: So sweet and so like Tony. I will remember it always, and I will never look at Christmas trees the same way.
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: Well it depends if Tony dresses like Han Solo or Anakin
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: We should go somewhere romantic, and baby I'm already saving my money!

Comments:
Tony, I just wanted to say how much I love you and I am so happy. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you!

Melissa Hatton Burrell - 11/07/00 15:23:37
My Email:jr.melissa@excite.com
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: definately Tony!! Ronda's a great gal!
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: Very romantic!! Except for Cartman! What a memory...
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: not honeybun Leia... neither
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: somewhere romantic, but relaxing... I'm still paying for MY wedding!!

Comments:
I'm so happy for the two of you!!! Seems like everyone is getting married. Tony, I haven't seen Ronda this happy in a VERY LONG time! You'd better not hurt her... Love the website! Tony, you're one wild and crazy guy!! I love you both. Hope to see you soon

Selena Gonzales - 11/07/00 02:47:59
My Email:selena_marie@swt.edu
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: Tony
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: haven't heard the details yet..
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: Princess Leia
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: Somewhere exotic..hmm you're asking for money from a college student :)

Comments:
Tony and Ronda, I am so happy for you. I can't tell you how happy I was today when I got your e-mail Ronda and find out you are marrying the man of your dreams. I told you @the beginning this guy sounded like a keeper. Tony thanks for making one of my gre test friends so happy. She's a great girl and you must be a great guy to have got her. I am so happy for you..Can't wait to meet you Tony and see the ring Ronda :) Love ya both, Selena

Amy and Robby Jost - 11/07/00 00:23:11
My Email:amyjost@thegateway.net
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: BOTH
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: Sweet and romantic
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: How about Marge Simpson!!
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: Tropical Island

Comments:
We are very happy for you 2. Anything that we can do to help with the wedding, let me know. Love, A&R

Melissa Knoblock - 11/05/00 19:22:20
My Email:mknoblock@mail.utexas.edu
Who do you think is getting the better deal in this union, Ronda or Tony:: Tony!! Ronda has to deal with Dr. Evil FOREVER now!!!!!!!!!
What do you think of the way Tony proposed:: It was cute and well planned except for the Cartman Christmas tune!! It's awesome that he just couldn't wait to ask, you guys are meant to be!! (And I'm glad to say...it's all because of me!!)
In the wedding, should Ronda wear her hair like Princess Leia or Queen Amidala:: Neither! Like a normal human!
Where should Tony and Ronda go on their honeymoon, and how much money are you willing to contribute?:: Go to Figi and scuba dive in the middle of nowhere! I will give you 10% of my salary!! (My salary...=$00,000.00)

Comments:
Congrats guys!! That's really cool, and to think if Tony had not wanted to hang out with a bunch of hippies....you would have never met!! It feels really cool to have made a love connection (I feel like Chuck Woolery). I wanna come to all the showers a d the bachlorette party, and of course the wedding!

Ronda - 11/05/00 05:27:42
My URL:http://www.MarryTony.com
My Email:rlmangrum@hotmail.com
How What are you going to be for Halloween:: Felicity Shagwell
What would you rather be, smart and ugly, or dumb and attractive:: I don't have to worry about it
What is your favorite thing to do in your spare time:: Kiss Tony
Who is worse....Pokemon, Elmo, Barney, or The Brady Bunch Kids:: Barney, he's the devil

Comments:
Nah, no comments.

Todd - 11/02/00 06:02:20
My URL:http://see previous listing
My Email:see home page
How has The Man tried to keep you down lately:: he got a girlfriend and neglects his webpage fans
What have you done lately to fight The Man:: I fought the man and the man has won, for now
What's the dumbest thing you've ever had to seriously accomplish at work:: give safety briefings
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: god, I want new questions

Comments:
New questions, for your fans dammit!!!

Tracy Thomason - 10/09/00 21:03:56
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/ladymtracy
My Email:ladym@austin.rr.com
How has The Man tried to keep you down lately:: My giving me a "crap" load of work and then leaving work early every day.
What have you done lately to fight The Man:: Told him I was looking for a new job!
What's the dumbest thing you've ever had to seriously accomplish at work:: Can't think of anything.
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: It's been so long since I've seen Tony, there isn't anything new. :-(

Comments:
The page is looking good. I think it's time we see pictures of Ronda on here with you though! And, you must come up with some new questions, these are getting old! Hope you and Ronda are doing well! I miss you both!

Bobcat's Mama (aka Bathsheba) - 10/08/00 17:19:42
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/ra81697
My Email:amym97@webtv.net
How has The Man tried to keep you down lately:: he hasn't--he gave me a week off for Fall Break!!! :) Yee-Haw!
What have you done lately to fight The Man:: taken a week off for Fall Break
What's the dumbest thing you've ever had to seriously accomplish at work:: wiping snotty noses
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: I stayed at his apartment (with my husband) and we survived!!!!

Comments:
Tony, I was very impressed with the cleanliness of your sheets. Sorry I can't say the same about your kitchen floor. By the way, peanut butter comes in a jar, not a bottle. Thanks for a fun weekend!!

Fred Rogers - 08/30/00 23:48:57
My URL:http://www.knowhentofoldem.uk
My Email:rmccraw@webtv.net
How has The Man tried to keep you down lately:: He keeps breaking my car
What have you done lately to fight The Man:: In the course of my lecture today I made mention of Boy George, Yoda, the Fall Guy, and the Bates twins from my 2nd grade class
What's the dumbest thing you've ever had to seriously accomplish at work:: 2 words--one of them is "in-service"
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: Well, I know his favorite billboards in Austin

Comments:
Do you remember pg. 84? Sixth grade. Library. Terry Johnson. Much laughter. Score another one for me and my weird brain.

Todd - 08/30/00 10:54:30
How has The Man tried to keep you down lately:: he has put me on 12 hour shifts starting at 11:30 p.m
What have you done lately to fight The Man:: decided not to reenlist
What's the dumbest thing you've ever had to seriously accomplish at work:: responging to the "Will I reenlist?" question, immediately after being put on 12 hour shifts from 11:30 p.m untill 11:30 a.m.
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: we became friends

Comments:
hope you are doing well. I have 5 months left. There is a god.

Ronda - 08/28/00 21:55:19
My Email:rlmangrum@hotmail.com
How has The Man tried to keep you down lately:: he can't, the man has no power over the Woman
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: When Tony asked me "Why does it matter if toilet paper is absorbent?"

Comments:
Hi sweetie, Thank you for the last four months! I love you!

Justin king - 08/28/00 06:36:47
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/nugit78/index.html
My Email:nugit7@hotmail.com
How has The Man tried to keep you down lately:: damn the man and all of his tools
What have you done lately to fight The Man:: nothing
What's the dumbest thing you've ever had to seriously accomplish at work:: nothing I'm a very serious person
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: the brownies sucked

Comments:
no comment!

al - 08/25/00 03:47:56
My URL:http://www.columbia.edu/~aj141
What's the dumbest thing you've ever had to seriously accomplish at work:: stacking and unstacking paper

Comments:
yup

amy - 08/11/00 21:34:22
My Email:amykate21@hotmail.com
How has The Man tried to keep you down lately:: work work
What have you done lately to fight The Man:: work
What's the dumbest thing you've ever had to seriously accomplish at work:: clean toilets
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: when he didn't have a radio in his car any questios

Comments:

Paw - 08/11/00 01:37:13
How has The Man tried to keep you down lately:: bureaucracy
What have you done lately to fight The Man:: took short cuts
What's the dumbest thing you've ever had to seriously accomplish at work:: received sweat patch training
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: Made him stand in a corner, then I fell asleep.

Comments:
Replace your last question with: What is the most amazing thing you have discovered about your parents since you graduated from high school?

Michelle McClenny - 08/08/00 20:25:16
My Email:mmcclenn@tnrcc.state.tx.us
How has The Man tried to keep you down lately:: He keeps giving me other people's work because they are too slow to get anything done.
What have you done lately to fight The Man:: I have started doing my work much slower. Now who's going to cover their ass!!
What's the dumbest thing you've ever had to seriously accomplish at work:: I think everything I have to accomplish at work is dumb.
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: Going out to eat in Austin five years after high school and running into everyone we knew in high school.

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I really do like my job. Hard to tell huh?

paul - 08/08/00 19:36:20
My URL:http://www.austin.cc.tx.us/thomason
My Email:thomason@austin.rr.com
How has The Man tried to keep you down lately:: by eating salt and being girly
What have you done lately to fight The Man:: tried to network 'Unreal' between two incompatible versions
What's the dumbest thing you've ever had to seriously accomplish at work:: showing someone three hundred times how to attach something to an email message - grrrr
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: meat, HEB, funny smell - nuff said.

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That high school picture has got to go.

Brian Turman - 08/08/00 18:45:13
My Email:btur@tjc.tyler.cc.tx.us
How has The Man tried to keep you down lately:: you would not believe
What have you done lately to fight The Man:: I've only just begun!
What's the dumbest thing you've ever had to seriously accomplish at work:: finding toilet paper for the ladies room
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: piano player on 6th Street

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Give me a call or e-mail . I am glad to know you are still alive. Have a GREAT DAY!

Mason - 08/07/00 01:30:52
My Email:masonandaudrea@prodigy.net
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: We cruised around in the old Chevelle....

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Adam "Beat to Hell" Daley - 08/04/00 23:29:35
My Email:ajd76@prodigy.net
How has The Man tried to keep you down lately:: Dammit to hell not the man again!!! At work yesterday, I was forced to defend myself against a stupid bastard driving a hal -ton vehicle directly at me. I had a 200 pound cart with which to attempt self defense...needless to say, I spent today dealing with a doctor and filling out worker's comp forms! The Man is kicking my ass, straining my back and thwarting the tendons in y left shoulder.
What have you done lately to fight The Man:: Got his stupid ass suspended from work indefinitely.
What's the dumbest thing you've ever had to seriously accomplish at work:: Find a place to hide The Man's corpse.
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: I had the pleasure of sitting next to T-bone on his first aircraft flight. Seeing as how he is deathly terrified of heights, it was a long flight to Washington DC.< r>

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I need my medicine now...room beginning to spin...shoulder aching mercilessly...colon in fit of rage...fading fast...dammit to her - not her again!!!!!!!

Michael Mitchell - 08/03/00 19:22:06
My URL:http://www.tyler.net/mitchellm/default.htm
My Email:mlm@freese.com
How has The Man tried to keep you down lately:: Hell no, but the DAMN XWIFE sure has, by sucking the very life from my soul by defiling everything that was right with my life!
What have you done lately to fight The Man:: Screw The Man, I'm still talking about the DAMN XWIFE. I've schemed and documented it all baby!
What's the dumbest thing you've ever had to seriously accomplish at work:: Change spot elevations from 1 decimal place to 2 decimal places. Tony knows who that person is too. Nuff said.
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: When Tony got his new Gateway I "helped" him put in a hard drive that he had from his old computer. Unfortunately it didn't work when it was installed into the Gate ay. We called tech support and went thru untold torture trying to get them to help us figure out what was wrong with it, when I suddenly noticed that I hadn't plugged in the power. I quickly hung up the phone. And then there's the story about the 17" m nitor that Gateway sent him by mistake and which most likely couldn't have been traced that Tony so honestly returned. *BONK*

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I can still kick your ass at Quake 2. I think...

Cornbred - 07/13/00 10:51:57
My Email:mischnick@kennexions.zzn.com
How has The Man tried to keep you down lately:: I don't have time for The Man. The Woman keeps me too busy.
What have you done lately to fight The Man:: Spend time with The Woman.
What's the dumbest thing you've ever had to seriously accomplish at work:: Let someone else fix something that wasn't broken in the first place and then try to make it work when it wouldn't after he "fixed" it.
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: I don't think you really want me to answer this...

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Just stopped by because it's 6 am, I've been at work for 11 hours and I'm bored off my ass.

Adam - 06/30/00 15:10:44
My Email:ajd76@prodigy.net
How has The Man tried to keep you down lately:: The Man tried to make me fly on his plane.
What have you done lately to fight The Man:: I threw fit on The Man's plane...he decided to give me $400 and let me ride on a different plane.
What's the dumbest thing you've ever had to seriously accomplish at work:: pee in a cup
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: Nothing interesting or fun ever happens when Tony and I get together...generally we just sit around and count angles in the outfield @ Enron Field.

Comments:
Gotta love air travel!

Amy - 06/26/00 03:29:09
My Email:amykate21@hotmail.com
How has The Man tried to keep you down lately:: All I can say is me don't like to clean after the man
What have you done lately to fight The Man:: Well lets just say man very mad cause he sleep on the sofa to often
What's the dumbest thing you've ever had to seriously accomplish at work:: Clean toilets
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: well I guess the most amusing thing would have to be when Tony did not have a radio and well we all know Tony's favorite song nuff said!!!

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Hey why is it that Todd randomly shows up here but oh know just doesn't have time to write me it is a man thing huh?

Todd - 06/24/00 12:07:14
My Email:Todd1cool@mindspring.com
How has The Man tried to keep you down lately:: Today he has confined me to my dorm room through military quarters from my doctor, and food poisoning. I am llowed to leave only to eat at the military establishment that caused my illness. The man is crafty and finds new ways to further torture my soul with his cycle to keep me down.
What have you done lately to fight The Man:: I eat from a vending machine.
What's the dumbest thing you've ever had to seriously accomplish at work:: show up
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: The expression on Tony's face as he realized I allowed his lovestruck stalker into the house.

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Lindsey Scott - 06/20/00 17:33:40
My Email:taigh_osda@hotmail.com

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Hey Tony, my bud Starr told me to check this out. Cool page.

Bizarro Zurwadza - 06/15/00 13:59:11
My URL:http://www.ilikeeggs.org
My Email:rmccraw@webtv.net
How has The Man tried to keep you down lately:: Man am me friend. Me like Man. Him not keep me down.
What have you done lately to fight The Man:: Me like Man. Up with him!
What's the dumbest thing you've ever had to seriously accomplish at work:: Nothing Man make me do at work am dumb! Everything useful and have purpose and benefit rest of Man-kind. Me like work!
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: Me promise not say anything. Phill Jackson not promise though. Him say "SUCK IT!"

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Me see attractive girl other day. Her in middle of take off capri pants! Not sure what she try do with cigarette though.

Justin King - 06/11/00 02:20:29
My Email:Damn the an

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Tracy - 06/08/00 23:18:15
How has The Man tried to keep you down lately:: Okay, I'm a dummy...who the hell is THE MAN?
What have you done lately to fight The Man:: Again...who's THE MAN? :)
What's the dumbest thing you've ever had to seriously accomplish at work:: I'll have to get back to you on that one!
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: I'm amazed with Tony's v-ball skills...he tends to be a ball hog, constantly jumping in front of others, not giving others chances...I would say that is the least in eresting thing. Most amusing thing....Tony seems so happy now that he has started dating someone who seems to "light up his eyes".

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I'm starting to worry about Papa Smurfs comments! He's spooking me. I like what you've done to the page, it's looking good, I'm currently creating my own, when I finish I'll send you the address. BTW - The movie Shaft is coming out....looks like a must see!

Paul - 06/08/00 22:00:27
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/thomasonpp
My Email:thomason@cs.utexas.edu
What's your favorite thing to do on the weekend:: As little as possible
Is there any history of mental illness in your family:: Its been there through the generations
If you were reincarnated, who or what would you like to be reincarnated as:: Britney Spears underwear
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: It rains and Tony runs for cover - weak man, weak man

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The perfect date is 3'6" blonde dwarf, with a flat head, big ears, the ability to suck the chrome off a bumper, and who can replenish your beer before turning into a burrito at the stroke of midnight. !!!!! d8-D !!!!! Yeah baby, YEAH !!

Papa Smurf - 06/07/00 16:26:54
My URL:http://www.smurfs.com
My Email:papa@smurfs.com
What's your favorite thing to do on the weekend:: Play pool volleyball
Is there any history of mental illness in your family:: Oh yeah baby
If you were reincarnated, who or what would you like to be reincarnated as:: A lemon yellow teapot
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: Beef / supermarket / smelling bad / say no more....

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I've tried so many damned soaps and still this blue stuff wont come off. Ooooooh hot chicky smurf coming....hubba, hubba.

Kevin - 05/15/00 08:14:26
My URL:http://cheapshot.tca.net/sornman/
My Email:kevin@pcxcess.com
What's your favorite thing to do on the weekend:: Get drunk, no more work till Monday morning...
Is there any history of mental illness in your family:: No... I am just mentally incompetant
If you were reincarnated, who or what would you like to be reincarnated as:: Good question... But I don't believe in reincarnation (ha! you could see that one coming... its one way to get out of answering the dumb question..)
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: Its been too long.. but I remember back in like 6th grade reading or something... and a presentation... and something about a commercial for Nerd-B-Gone or something . hehehe

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HEY! Yall all need to go by http://www.pcxcess.com/lindale/ and read up. I have moved the site over to a new server, and if I can get all the old Lindalites of the class of 94 to get me an email, you can updat your info with what you are now up to and stuff like that. Well, I need sleep now... Later!

Paw - 05/11/00 02:48:51
What's your favorite thing to do on the weekend:: Nothing
Is there any history of mental illness in your family:: Yes, beginning 11-14-75.
If you were reincarnated, who or what would you like to be reincarnated as:: Me at age 16.
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: My crippled little Japanese guy whipped his allied forces.

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See, I do too visit your web page (Hi Star; thanks for the card!)

Paw - 05/11/00 02:27:28
What's your favorite thing to do on the weekend:: Nothing
Is there any history of mental illness in your family:: Yes, beginning 11-14-75.
If you were reincarnated, who or what would you like to be reincarnated as:: Me at age 16.
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: My crippled little Japanese guy whipped his allied forces.

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See, I do too visit your web page (Hi Star; thanks for the card!)

Starr Kendall - 05/05/00 23:32:48
My Email:starrkendall@hotmail.com
What's your favorite thing to do on the weekend:: Drink anything that could kill me
Is there any history of mental illness in your family:: Only mine
If you were reincarnated, who or what would you like to be reincarnated as:: My Evil Twin
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: We watched Porno at his birthday party

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Tony is the one of the coolest guys I know. He's in the top five. Why only five...becuase no one is cool enough to make past five. And if you know me you know that Tony and I should be brothers. Pe

Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy - 05/04/00 22:23:55
My URL:http://www.eat/at/lovetrains.uk
My Email:rmccraw@webtv.net
What's your favorite thing to do on the weekend:: Torturing rats with a hacksaw and pulling the wings off of flies.
Is there any history of mental illness in your family:: See above
If you were reincarnated, who or what would you like to be reincarnated as:: Old McDonald. Owning a farm would be nice.
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: I'm not sure its interesting, but i have an extensive collection of partially used Affrin bottles.

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Something to Think About: Whenever I see an armadillo dead in the road I am sad because I wonder if his family even knows what happened. I'm usually happier, though, when the crow who is eating the dead armadillo is hit by an 18-wheeler. That way I know the armadillo didn't die in vain

Allison - 04/28/00 19:07:37
My Email:Alley3cat8@aol.com
What's your favorite thing to do on the weekend:: go to the movies with my friends
Is there any history of mental illness in your family:: no not untill me
If you were reincarnated, who or what would you like to be reincarnated as:: a dog or a horse
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: nothing, i dont know him, i just got the email and went here.

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Sandra - 04/23/00 14:37:20
My Email:sfaslmoore@yahoo.com
What's your favorite thing to do on the weekend:: depends on the weekend
Is there any history of mental illness in your family:: yes
If you were reincarnated, who or what would you like to be reincarnated as:: A cat that is treated like mine
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: Hmmmm... being I haven't seen him in 7 years it is hard to have a particular moment.

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Laurentino Reis - 04/22/00 23:59:21
My URL:http://www.javartuna.da.ru
My Email:tareco@lusoweb.pt
What's your favorite thing to do on the weekend:: getting loa(y)ded
Is there any history of mental illness in your family:: yes
If you were reincarnated, who or what would you like to be reincarnated as:: a mushroom
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: I got hungry.

Comments:
...and here i am: cold, scared, and haunted.

Beth - 04/14/00 05:40:53
My Email:faithlov@hotmail.com
What's your favorite thing to do on the weekend:: sleep
Is there any history of mental illness in your family:: no just my 5'5 dog
If you were reincarnated, who or what would you like to be reincarnated as:: Jennifer Annistion
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: we met and he knows my neighbor and that is just to crazy

Comments:
Tony there you go I signed in, so now you can e-mail me!! Beth

Jessica - 04/13/00 00:07:08
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/jessi_ca_16
My Email:jessi_ca_16@yahoo.com
What's your favorite thing to do on the weekend:: Sleep
Is there any history of mental illness in your family:: not that i know of....
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: well...once...he made a website and I looked at it

Comments:
nice page, its very...nice and interesting too! :)

JUSTIN KING - 04/09/00 10:02:53
My URL:don't worry about it
My Email:up yours
What's your favorite thing to do on the weekend:: drink beer and find girls whow like to do.......
Is there any history of mental illness in your family:: you tell me?
If you were reincarnated, who or what would you like to be reincarnated as:: a beer can
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: do you remember the time time we, well you know.

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Justin say man standing an toilet high on pot.

yox - 04/07/00 23:54:52
What's your favorite thing to do on the weekend:: work
Is there any history of mental illness in your family:: yes
If you were reincarnated, who or what would you like to be reincarnated as:: adam bailey

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have you ever been to the apache drive-in theater alone or with adam bailey?? and tell the truth.

Todd - 04/07/00 07:58:13
My Email:Todd1cool@mindspring.com
What's your favorite thing to do on the weekend:: Depends on my luck
Is there any history of mental illness in your family:: ?????????? uhh no!
If you were reincarnated, who or what would you like to be reincarnated as:: A dolphin. Loook it up
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: Tony's Graduation in Austin

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Love the webpage. keep the updates acoming.

Michele - 04/01/00 06:43:46
My URL:http://frontpage.lightspeed.net/mirby
My Email:mirby@lightspeed.net
How did you prepare for Y2K:: I stocked up on Tequila and Limes
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story:: Damn...I have to go back and read one to choose
Does your toilet paper roll from the bottom up or from the top down:: My paper is sideways cuz it's sitting on the counter....my ex never could put the new roller thingy (is there a name for that thing?) on the wall after I wallpapered!
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: I don't know Tony....I do however know all the words to Muskrat Love by the Captain and Toni Tenille...does that count?

Comments:
I don't hang out in a flock with a bunch of other women...but I did look at your pic....and well.....I did think you're awfully cute!

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Kris Kross - 03/29/00 03:49:03
My URL:http://drbenjamin_dover.mil
My Email:rmccraw@webtv.net
How did you prepare for Y2K:: lots of Jello Pudding Pops. Banana is my favorite.
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story:: The stories that are funniest at 4 am.
Does your toilet paper roll from the bottom up or from the top down:: That would require me to actually put it on the roll. Duh.
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: And I quote: "Hey, what movie are we here to see?"

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I have the flavor!!! I have released all of my pent up angst for the day by going to my "inner gangsta rapper place". Tony, I'm serious, you should write a book! Because of you I have discovered the place inside of me where my inner gangsta can run free a d it has made all of the difference! I can't hardly contain my new serenity! Watch out Oprah, I am discovering my spirit! I gotta jump jump, miggada miggada mac daddy! Wee, ain't it fun?

Tracy - 03/28/00 17:42:47
How did you prepare for Y2K:: I had the flu, so I did no preparing, just spent days in bed feeling like I was dead!
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story:: The Date From Hell Story is the best, your writing it truely amazing!
Does your toilet paper roll from the bottom up or from the top down:: Top down (never new there was a certain way it was supposed to go!)
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: When we were playing 'put-put' golf and as he was getting ready to hit the ball I spoke to him and he hit the ball and sent it flying far and way beyond where it sho ld have gone! Thank goodness it was late at night and there weren't many other people there, he might have knocked someone out!

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What is this mumble jumble about in regards to any woman cheating on her husband/boyfriend and about them going to a place well the word Devil sounds like a ferrari? I just didn't get that one! You know Tony...guys cheat too! Just letting you know..... The page looks great! I've got it linked to mine and my hubby has it linked to his, that should tell you how good it is, we are attempting to share it with others! Oh and summer is coming - hope you are getting pumped for the fight! You know our figh , pool fight! _) Catch ya later!

Julie Pickle - 03/25/00 17:39:24
My Email:julesp94@hotmail.com
How did you prepare for Y2K:: didn't
Does your toilet paper roll from the bottom up or from the top down:: the top ofcourse
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: Once, Tony tried to convince me that he had a disease called "spleenabiphida". His diet would have consisted of Jolt Cola, cabbage and Easy Cheese, and John Denver as the spokesperson for his disease. The scary thing was that I almost believed him until he told me what his diet consisted of.

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Drew Marshall - 03/23/00 18:54:08
My URL:http://drewmars.tripod.com
My Email:drewmars14@aol.com
How did you prepare for Y2K:: Disassembled my computer...hee hee (just kidding)
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story:: I will let you know
Does your toilet paper roll from the bottom up or from the top down:: Top down (What kind of question is THAT ? ?)
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: How much time you got ? hee hee The Bicycle Incident....he'll know, just ask him.

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Remember there is no spoon....Unless you're The Tick..... :) To Anonymous Friend...You hit the nail on the head, buddy ! ! You're an inspiration to us all. heh heh

Tony's Anonymous Friend - 03/23/00 16:37:47
My Email:TheCleaner@Carlasucks.com
How did you prepare for Y2K:: I still quilted a new pair of mittens

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In response to the last entry, by what appears to be an annonymous woman visitor, yes Tony does have some good friends. Now that I am sober and have read my entry from St Patrick's day, I feel somewhat remorse for the severity of my words...shit, no I do 't...sorry, I just can't feel bad for speaking the truth. Yes, Tony is a sweetie (or so the women tell me...that is not my territory) and I have his back. Thanks for the support of my friend. Sianara and aloha means goodbye!

Another friend of Tony's - 03/22/00 17:23:24
My Email:flowerpot@whatever.com
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story:: Olive Oil

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Whoever that last guy is, it's nice to know Tony has friends who care about him so much, now if he can just meet a girl who deserves him! And Tony's a sweetie.

Anonymous friend - 03/18/00 04:25:23
How did you prepare for Y2K:: by quilting a new pair of mittens
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: U guys are my friends!

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Sianara & aloha means good-bye.

The Randall Card Bandit - 03/02/00 01:31:27
My URL:http://www.randalls.com
My Email:cardman@randalls.com
How did you prepare for Y2K:: went to Randalls
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story:: Monkey Story
Does your toilet paper roll from the bottom up or from the top down:: I'm sick of this question
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: We went to Randalls. Tony always goes to Randalls. I never go to Randalls. I go to HEB where prices are low everyday, so they dont need no damned discount card. T ny bought gorceries, Paul bought groceries after Tony. Tony doesn't have a Randalls card. Paul Does. I's da Randalls card man. Prepared for anything, but remember, HEB has everyday low prices, so my card is useless there.

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Get a Randall's card. They're free, and great for those emergencies when Randalls is nearest and your neighbor insists you go there.

amy - 03/02/00 00:22:28
My URL:http://percy_1@yahoo.com
My Email:amykate21@hotmail.com
How did you prepare for Y2K:: I bathed
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story:: olive oil
Does your toilet paper roll from the bottom up or from the top down:: top
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: well I think that the best is when we were at blockbuster and tony kept giving me nugis and I slped him and he got so imbaressed, I loved it. And who can forget the nterviews!!

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Tony Tony Tony

Ron Popeil - 02/14/00 01:40:52
My URL:http://www.pocketfisherman.com
My Email:rmccraw@webtv.net
How did you prepare for Y2K:: Monkeys. Lots of monkeys.
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story:: I think more of or everyday correspondences should get air time.
Does your toilet paper roll from the bottom up or from the top down:: recently invested in a bidet.
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: Old school chinese movies and walks to Kidd Jones for snacks

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I have a new monkey. His name is Hobart. When I squeeze him, his tongue shoots out. It is long and red. Would you like to touch my monkey?

perplexed brother - 02/04/00 09:50:20
How did you prepare for Y2K:: money, a casino, and a ride
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story:: the one unwritten
Does your toilet paper roll from the bottom up or from the top down:: top down. I got paid!!!!!
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: I'm his brother, I would call it life.

Comments:
I was impressed with seeing your webpage in german.

Peter the Purple Pie Person from Pittsburgh - 02/03/00 19:28:27
My URL:http://PPP.com
My Email:Peter@ppp.com
How did you prepare for Y2K:: Personally, putting poor people, particularly perplexed by populism parametrically positoned perhaps perplexes the populous. Paradox?....Perhaps
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story:: I hate this question. Its needs to go. Of that I'm p-p-p-p-p-positive
Does your toilet paper roll from the bottom up or from the top down:: Prismically.
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: I've not known him that long. I'm running out......pooey!

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I'm upset. Simon the sea cucumber, Omar the Nostalgic, Tony's left nipple, Billy Bob, Ed, Typhoo the Teabag and God have up and left the party. And I have found partly paranormal perverted pastimes...damn-it, not that again - ARGH - WHERE YOU AT, BRUVVA

Omar the Nostalgic - 02/03/00 19:11:01
My URL:http://www.1066Battle.com/index.html
My Email:naaaa mate!!
How did you prepare for Y2K:: Sat under a blueberry bush and sang "Copacabana" in 2/4 time and G-minor on a viola!
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story:: Date from Hell still clinches the trophy on that count
Does your toilet paper roll from the bottom up or from the top down:: actually it feeds from a parallel universe
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: Tony became engulfed in the realms of opening and closing AOL's IM service doors with lightening speed. Sometimes, I'd lol around for hours? How strange, I would th nk. Oh Tony, ya kill, me man

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If Tony had a sister, what would she look like, find out at: http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Cape/3118/ The one, the only Homepage of Subliminal Reasoning....can you handle life without it?

Captain Lou Albano - 01/29/00 04:17:14
My URL:http://www.badlittlejap.com
My Email:rmccraw@webtv.com
How did you prepare for Y2K:: tried to figure out what peoi refused to acknowledge the paasage of time in the way the Man wants for me to.
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story:: thwhy?
Does your toilet paper roll from the bottom up or from the top down:: the bunny hangs down from the bridge
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: Tony once told me the entire dialogue of the movie "Blind Date". It wasn't really all that intersting, so maybe I shouldn't mention it here. Sorry.

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I'm throughly revolted to know that the University of Texas has a large number of monkeys in captivity that they are probably doing all kinds of "Project X" experiments on. GET WITH IT PEOPLE!! The future is in "Helper Monkeys"! Who gives a nutrient about cancer research, I want a monkey who'll mow the yard and scrape ice off my windshield. A monkey who'll change light bulbs while they're still hot and strain bacon grease. A monkey doesn't mind throwin still-warm nutrients at kids in my classes when they s art to whine. So I say order up a batch of Speak 'n' Spells and get to training, I want monkeys!!!

Justin - 01/28/00 06:32:24
My URL:http://godof*&$#.com
My Email:nugit7@hotmail.com
How did you prepare for Y2K:: Bought a keg, 2 bottles of bubbly, invited everybody I knew and straped my beer goggles on really tight.
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story:: The one about the light in the refrigerater.
Does your toilet paper roll from the bottom up or from the top down:: What is toilet paper?
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: The time I used his parents restroom and stunk everything up in the back of the house. (todd and I were still in high school)

Comments:
How did your date go with home chick?

Tony's left nipple - 01/26/00 19:02:58
My URL:http://nipplesrus.com
My Email:leftnip@nipplesrus.com
How did you prepare for Y2K:: I colluded with my colleagues (right nipple and buttonus bellious) to have a storming great party in the nether regions, but alas no one showed up.
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story:: Whats the Story? Morning glory?
Does your toilet paper roll from the bottom up or from the top down:: Tis irrelevant as I never lactate anyway
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: Last night, Tony was rubbing me real sensative and calling me Jeremy? Erotic or what? (The tickling made it an amusing incident)!!!!

Comments:
Nipples need more public exposure. Long live the nipple. Viva la revolucion o' nipple!! Oh and a message from a colleague - leave the fluff alone, damn it. It keeps me warm - Buttonus Bellious

Billy Bob - 01/24/00 20:01:26
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/anarchy
My Email:me@anarchy.com
How did you prepare for Y2K:: Bolted the doors, and locked the windows. So that I would be safe when the world realized that Tony was not in fact Y2K compliant.
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story:: Haven't read them
Does your toilet paper roll from the bottom up or from the top down:: Top down (as it damned well should do)
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: The night Tony realized he was in actuality just a character created by Disney.

Comments:
You know, when sometimes you can let one go in the car when your driving on your own, and you have the unfortunate surprise of the release being a little more 'interesting' than you anticipated? So, you rush home to check that theres nothing "touching clo h"? Note from the staff of The Electric Mayhem - Paul honestly thinks everybody has this problem.

David...of the Davidians - 01/24/00 19:34:22
My URL:http://studmuffin.com
My Email:davedawg00
How did you prepare for Y2K:: Stoked up some candles and lubed up my foot turned that sumbitch side ways and stuck it wear the Y2K bug dont shine
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story:: the Grinch story for sure
Does your toilet paper roll from the bottom up or from the top down:: i usually wad my toilet paper and give one or two good swipes....but my stuff dont run up and down so im not sure about that
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: One time Tony and I were submitted to great perill...as we endured the rath of female gas....while playing the forever scared Trivial Pursuite game...my nose hairs h ve yet to grow back

Comments:

Todd - 01/24/00 08:27:14
My Email:Todd1cool@mindspring.com
How did you prepare for Y2K:: Water, Candy, and a flashlight
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story:: I like the Jesus beatles guy
Does your toilet paper roll from the bottom up or from the top down:: neither, I need to go shopping
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: Let's MOTIVATE!!!!!!!!!!! nuff said

Comments:
Hey the sites cool keep up the good work and write sometime. Todd

Trace - 01/22/00 05:13:54
My URL:http://http://www.oocities.org/thomasonpp/
How did you prepare for Y2K:: I didn't think anything major would happen, so I really didn't prepare. Guess I'm lucky nothing did happen!
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story:: I've only read bits and pieces so I can't really say - you write long stories!
Does your toilet paper roll from the bottom up or from the top down:: Top down
Write an amusing, or at least interesting, thing that happened with you and Tony:: An amusing thing? The time that I spent hours showing you how to put make up on! And put it on you! That was not only amusing but fun!

Comments:
Hey Tony - the web page looks good. I like the new changes you are making! Keep it up! Oh and for anyone who may have read the amusing thing....now that I have you wondering...it was for his Halloween costume.

Simon the Sea Cucumber - 01/21/00 20:42:35
My URL:http://www.seame.com
My Email:simon@oceanfloor.com
How did you prepare for Y2K:: went swimming, then made a salad. (sans cucumber!)
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story:: None, because none of them mention cucumbers
What do you think of this website:: Where are the sea cucumbers? There are no sea cumumbers, or any cucumbers for that matter.......or tomatoes!
If Tony wrote a book containing all of his date stories, what should it be called:: My life without knowing Simon the sea cucumber.

Comments:
When pursued by an enemy, the sea cucumber, a relative of the starfish, resorts to one of nature's neatest tricks for warding off an attacker. Not for the sea cumber is the skunk's gross way of defending itself by making a big stink. Nor would the sea c cumber be so crude as to emulate the octopus, which fills the water around itself with impenetrable black ink when threatened. No, the sea cucumber foils its foe by detaching its intestines and tossing them at the feet, fins, tentacles--what have you--of its enemy to confuse and delay it.
That's what I like, a creature willing to spill its guts for freedom. - Viva la revolucion.

Paul (Ed) - 01/21/00 20:34:38
My URL:http://bollox
My Email:Paul/Ed@bollox.com
How did you prepare for Y2K:: by shunting a wedge into my bottom
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story:: The one about Tony and his goofy neighbor
What do you think of this website:: its great...thank goodness america broke away from the evil tyranny of england, so that freedom can allow for such wonderful creativity
If Tony wrote a book containing all of his date stories, what should it be called:: Mein Kampf

Comments:
Ed is God, Paul is God, see the connection. Crush the revelucion

Typhoo the teabag - 01/19/00 20:10:45
My URL:http://www.pimmelkopf.com
My Email:terrence@flatulantteabag.com
How did you prepare for Y2K:: by renting an M-16 for the looting party that didn't happen!! Argh, I was there man, outside Best Buy, it should've hap ened, man. I'll be there next year.
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story:: Still not read them, some of us have a life!!
What do you think of this website:: Tis the dog's bollocks, mate.
If Tony wrote a book containing all of his date stories, what should it be called:: Awww Crap

Comments:
And so the debate continues. Did you know that it takes more time to digest the Yellow Pages than a Macintosh computer? Thats because a Mac is already half full of crap dumped onto it by the idiots who buy them!!! And it's not the smell thats the probl m, its the size of the hemorrhoid.

Wally Joyner - 01/19/00 03:21:05
My Email:rmccraw@webtv.net
How did you prepare for Y2K:: bought lots of toilet paper. Its a matter of priorities.
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story:: Phil Rizzuto
What do you think of this website:: How am I supposed to eat my pudding?
If Tony wrote a book containing all of his date stories, what should it be called:: "Pick a Winner"

Comments:
My mind is virtually bereft of creativity. Today was both a monday and a Tuesday all rolled into one. Arrrgh. I can't say enough about www.hampsterdance.com Lots of healing power on that site.

Name: Michelle McClenny
Hometown: Lindale!!!
What food do you cook the best? Any kind of sweets
What food would you trust Tony o cook for you? Not much. LOL!!
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story? Tuesdays!! Otherwise known as "Slurp"
Sent: 9:16 PM - 1/14 2000
I've known Tony for as long as I can remember. Actually, I think I' e known him since about sixth grade. I won't tell all the fun, crazy things I know about him or I'm sure he could tell a few on me. By the way Tony, I love my new name - Zumfufu. I'll leave it to you to tell the people what it means. LOL!!!

Name: amy Brittain
Hometown: Mt. Pleasant
What food do you cook the best? tuna
What food would you trust Tony to cook for you? p anut butter and jelly
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story? all of them
Sent: 4:36 PM - 1/14 2000
hey you look like a baby I want to eat you! Hey baby get in my BELLY!!
Name: God
Homepage: http://www.oocities.org/thomasonpp
Hometown: Cloud 9 BR> What food do you cook the best? that would be a steak
What food would you trust Tony to cook for you? bread with A1 and spice mix
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story? Been too busy performing miracles to r ad them!!
Did you know that in the earlier questions, the bunny represents your love life, and the bridge is your professional life? Yes, I know everything there is to know coz I'm God
Sent: 3:09 PM - 1/14 2000
By my own decr e, I hereby declare that all Scottish football hooligans will die in a terrible plague. And anyone intimidating a scottish football hooligan will rot inside the dirtiest toilet in Scotland. Spot that - on yer heeed!
Name: JennyLee
Hometown: Fort Worth
What food do you cook the best? Anything but sugar cookies
What food would you trust Tony to cook for you? Steak n' potatoes
ent: 4:39 AM - 1/14 2000
Tony, darling, the page is wonderful...oh, and I had a dream the other night that you and I had front row seats behind home plate while watching Kenny Rogers pitch a perfect game against the Yankees so that the Rangers would win the pennant. So keep your calendar open for late September...we have a date with fate.
Name: Joy Peggram
Hometown: Lindale
What food do you cook the best? Steak
What food would you trust Tony to cook for you? Not a damn thing
Sent: 4:37 AM - 1/14 2000
What's up Tony? How is life treating you lately??
Name: Terrance Trent D'arby
Homepage: http://www.audreyisthegreatest.mil
Hometown: /B>McKinney
What food do you cook the best? Fruit Loops
What food would you trust Tony to cook for you? None. He doesn't use toilet paper or wash his hands. 'Nuff said.
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story? Did you know that in the earlier questions, the bunny represents your love life, and the bridge is your professional life? So?
Sent: 1:52 AM - 1/3 2000
My Y2K message:
"Be careful or be roadkill"
Name: Keith Johnson
Hometown: Tyler,Tx
Sent: 6:08 AM - 12/29 1999
This is for people who know Joey Ellis who is wrestling now as Joey Corman

If int rested please send cash or check for $8 to Joey Corman 1420 Austin Dr Tyler Tx 75701

Name: Bobby Lloyd
Hometown: Knoxville
What food do you cook the best? Philipino fried rice
What food would you trust Tony to cook or you? yeah, right!
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story? The next one....
Did you know that in the earlier questions, the bunny represents your love life, and the bridge is your professional life? Didn't really are...
Sent: 3:22 AM - 12/26 1999
Parents are frightening -- kids are scary -- grandkids are yuppie brats -- but I am forever, or not.
Name: Paw
Hometown: Lindale
What food do you cook the best? Weenies
What food would you trust Tony to cook for you? T-bone steak
In the Letters archive, which is yo r favorite story? I don't read them.
Did you know that in the earlier questions, the bunny represents your love life, and the bridge is your professional life? Yes, I knew that; ...good reason not to respond to any more questions!
Se t: 1:24 AM - 12/20 1999
It is painfully obvious that your new questions were done in a hurry just for the sake of change. Give some deep, creative, time-consuming thought to some new questions that will make us want to answer them. Go to lots of trouble...be a leader....motivate!!!!
love.....dad
Name: Chris Dyer
Homepage: http://Which one????
Hometown: Tyler
What food do you cook the best? Take out....
What food would you trust Tony to cook for you? Take out.......
In the Letters archive, which is your favorite story? Date from Hell
Did you know that in the earlier questions, the bunny represents y ur love life, and the bridge is your professional life? Huh??? I don't like those test.....
Sent: 10:58 PM - 12/13 1999
When the hell did you move back to Austin.... Geesh I'm always last to know stuff like that.... Oh well I hope t ings are going well for ya now......Take care "T" man.....
Name: Michael Stehman
Homepage: http://not one yet
Hometown: Lindale
What food do you cook the best? taco salad
What food would you trust Tony to cook for you? notta
Sent: 6:39 AM - 12/12 1999
What's up Tony. Glad to see somebody from our class has done something productitve. good to read about eve yone we graduated with. finished from Tech in may and now work @ Baylor Hospital in Dallas. Hope to keep in touch.
Name: Kevin
Homepage: http://cheapshot.tca.net/sornman
Hometown: College Station
Who are you going to be for Halloween: Umm, time to update...
What is your greatest fear: Hmmm... fear? What is that?
Who (or what) were you in your former lifetime: Uhhh... I forget.
Tell a 2 sentence story about you, a bridge, and a bunny: A chicken shot London Bridge down cause a bunny tried to cross the road before him.
Sent: 7:34 PM - 12/6 1999
Ya need to update the questions, the bunny and the halloween ones are getting quite old. Maybe with some new questions you may get more people to respond. Anyways, just checking in, noticed you dropped the 'wonderful date' story. What a shame... Hehehe... Well, I am off...
Name: Todd
Hometown: Travis Afb.Ca
Who are you going to be for Halloween: What are you conspiring?
What is your greatest fear: < B> No!! I will not answer for this!! deja vu overwhelmes my senses
Who (or what) were you in your former lifetime: Possibly a tormenting unyielding journal page question, requiring punishment in future life
Tell a 2 sentence story about ou, a bridge, and a bunny: Bridges and bunnys are cool. However; monotony consumes my fragile lttle mind
Sent: 10:39 AM - 11/22 1999
What is your plan Tony? Do you not yet know our innermost fears?,In our previous lifes were we al so wrong to be tormented by journal questions? You have probed our minds for halloween plans for the last time! I am verclempt, confusion consumes me as I further contemplate my brothers unending quest for word arrangements with bunnies and bridges..
Call me, and change the questions!!!!!!!!!!
Name: David Markham
Homepage: http://mypooter
Hometown: Langview
Who are you going to be for Halloween: an omelete
What is your greatest fear: the hair wad in the drain
Who (or what) were you in your former lifetime: i dont know who..but it was a nipple
Tell a 2 sentence story about you, a bridge, and a bunny: i got a story about a bridge. and then a bunny
Sent: 2:39 AM - 11/22 1999
my message is secret...dont ask me to expose my secret message
Name: Tracy
Homepage: http://Still working on it
Who are you going to be for Halloween: This question is a bit old? Halloween as passed. Although, I was your makeup artist!
What is your greatest fear: I choose not to discuss it, my hubby knows though!! :)
Who (or what) were you in your former lifetime: A cat!
Tell a 2 sentence story about you, a br dge, and a bunny: I chased a bunny over a bridge. I never caught up to the bunny.
Sent: 7:49 PM - 11/17 1999
Well Tony I can't believe you put the story about your date on here. I only hope that you never gave her your website add ess. I like the Halloween pictures, hopefully I will get to see the rest soon! Sorry I missed your interviews on TV! BTW - HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!! :)
Name: Joey Ellis
Hometown: Tyler,Tx
Who are you going to be for Halloween: a broke pro wrestler
What is your greatest fear: tornad es
Sent: 7:03 AM - 11/16 1999
hey tony whats up
Name: Erin Buffington (Burleson)
Hometown: Lindale
Who are you going to be for Halloween: Mom
What is your greatest fear: C osed spaces!
Who (or what) were you in your former lifetime: sunflower
Sent: 1:55 PM - 11/8 1999
Hey Tony! It's been a long time! If you get this soon, please email me! Lots of things been goin' on!
Name: Grandma
Hometown: Texarkana, TX
Who are you going to be for Halloween: Esmeralda
What is your greatest fear: Taking a wrong turn.
Who (or what) were you in yo r former lifetime: A madam at a house
Tell a 2 sentence story about you, a bridge, and a bunny: I was walking over a bridge over the Erie Canal. I saw a bunny.
Sent: 1:11 AM - 11/7 1999
I'm proud of you, because you know here you are going and are well on the way to getting there.

Love,
Grandma
Name: Leon Redbone
Hometown: McKinney
Who are you going to be for Halloween: A small black dog who bites trick or treaters
What is your reatest fear: snakes who can open doors
Who (or what) were you in your former lifetime: The ensign with the red uniform
Tell a 2 sentence story about you, a bridge, and a bunny: I like to eat bunnies. Bridges are good too.
3:20 AM - 11/2 1999
the soul is willing but the brain is tired. i can't eat any more candy, have the blood sugar content of a hummingbird feeder. karo syrup is running through my veins. its hard to be funny when tired and no prospects of candy to speed you up. i'm reminded of what the great philosopher Jombie from Pee-Wee's playhouse used to say: mekaleka ho meka hiney ho. i leave you with that. rm
Name: Sheila -Yer Cousin
Hometown: Mineral Wells...Tex
Who are you going to be for Halloween: me...I hope
What is your greatest fear: Who (or what) were you in your former lifetime: still your Dad;s cousin
Tell a 2 sentence story about you, a bridge, and a bunny: The bunny tattoo on the bridge of my nose wo'nt rub off...waaaaaa
Sent: < b>3:02 PM - 10/27 1999
Hi Todd....Yes...I AM your cousin ...and I hope to meet you the week-end at the family shin dig...

I love your Daddy.....he looks just like my own Dad...

Love,

Sheila
Name: Todd
Hometown: Travis afb. Ca
Who are you going to be for Halloween: undecided
What is your greatest fear: matrix
B>Who (or what) were you in your former lifetime: a lizard
Tell a 2 sentence story about you, a bridge, and a bunny: I saw a bunny. A bridge fell on the bunny.
Sent: 8:20 AM - 10/26 1999
Hey, just checking out your webpa e. Looks cool, call me sometime.
Name: Darenda Williams
Hometown: Graham, Tx
Who are you going to be for Halloween: Me
What is your greatest fear: Snakes
Who (or what) were you in your former lifetime: Only my first time around
Tell a 2 sentence story about you, a bridge, and a bunny: My bunny fell off the bridge. I cried.
Sent: 3:14 AM - 10/25 1999
Hi there Guy, Your Dad, my cou in, asked me to write something in your guest book. You have a great Dad & Mom. How's that? Looking forward to seeing you.
Darenda Williams
Name: Stephanie Smith
Sent: 3:04 PM - 10/22 1999
This is some crazy stuff you guys are up to these days! But at least you have this to occupy yo r mind!~ Hey, those teachers in Lindale should be so proud of what psycho's we all have turned out to be! Ha! Ha!

Email me sometime! I would love to hear from any of you crazies!
Name: Ed Lover
Homepage: http://www.nyyankeessuck.uk
Hometown: McKinney Tx
Who ar you going to be for Halloween: one of the Meaty Cheesey Boys
What is your greatest fear: year-round school
Who (or what) were you in your former lifetime: The 5th Beatle
Tell a 2 sentence story about you, a bridge, and a unny: Up yours! up yours!
Sent: 1:26 AM - 10/22 1999
I have reached a strange point in my life. Namely, yesterday I was driving my sensible four door family car to my quaint little house in the historic district, waving to all my ne ghbors and wondering why they all had pained expressions on their faces until I realized I had Brass Monkey cranked as loud as my stereo would go and my windows were rattling. Oh well.
Name: Adam "The Racker" Daley
Hometown: Tyler, Texas
Who are you going to be for Halloween: your mama
What is your greatest fear: waking up and realizing that I have no clue who Tony Smith really is
Who (or what) were you in your former lifetime: I was the Wendy's "Where's the beef?" woman
Tell a 2 sentence story about you, a bridge, and a bunny: NO
ent: 3:38 AM - 10/16 1999
Julio, I wish to assist you in attempting to free Tony from the cardboard box of doom. My friends call me The Racker (mostly because I always lose at pool, but it sounds intimidating). My experience in dealing with uch paramount situations can be traced all the way back to my days as Mr President's Fat Bastard Secret Service. Julio, accept my assistance and we shall free Tony...or dinner is on me.
Name: Adam Bailey
Homepage: http://none
Hometown: Lindale, Texas or Austin, Texas
Who are you going to be for Halloween: John Holmes
What is your greatest fear: That someday I might have to grow up...
Who (or what) were you in your former lifetime: Porn Star...
Tell a 2 sentence story about you, a bridge, a d a bunny: I drove across a bridge, ran over a bunny, though it wasn't funny I just had to laugh.
Sent: 4:04 PM - 10/15 1999
Tony, why do you always edit my submissions? The last two you completely cut out. Is this one of those co spiracy things?
Name: Roxanne Brewster
Hometown: Austin
Who are you going to be for Halloween: a pirate lady
Sent: 2:53 AM - 10/8 1999
Hi To y! Where are you now and what are you up to? I'm still in Austin (working on a "6" year degree program in elementary education.) The picture of your puppy are sooo cute! You've done a great job on the website, how do you have time for that? rox
Name: paw
Hometown: Lindale, TX
Who are you going to be for Halloween: sleepy
What is your greatest fear: kids moving back home
Who (or what) were you in your forme lifetime: a frog
Tell a 2 sentence story about you, a bridge, and a bunny: Mom, a PB Bunny, kissed me while playing bridge. Now I'm a prince.
Sent: 12:14 PM - 9/25 1999
The web page is much better.
Name: Brady Adams (a.k.a. AdamsJabbar or The Mad Hopper)
Homepage: http://I ain't got one
Hometown: /B>Austin
Who are you going to be for Halloween: A big fat redneck
What is your greatest fear: Um, I am fearless?
Who (or what) were you in your former lifetime: A long jumping maniac
Tell a 2 sentence story about y u, a bridge, and a bunny: Me. Bridge, Bunny.
Sent: 3:21 AM - 9/24 1999
The cardboard box is inpenetrable. I cannot find a way in. Hang in there Tony. I will get help.

Follow me! Follow me to Freedom!
Name: Todd
Hometown: Travis Afb Ca
Who are you going to be for Halloween: Im gonna dress like a soldier and play army on a plane
hat is your greatest fear: forced reenlistment
Who (or what) were you in your former lifetime: A bunny that crossed a bridge
Tell a 2 sentence story about you, a bridge, and a bunny: My name is Todd. A bunny crossed the bridge Sent: 7:17 PM - 9/22 1999
hey, like the new stuff on your site, keep it up, and call once in a while
Todd
Name: Ernest Borgnine
Homepage: http://www.doin_thesafety_Dance.gov
Hometown: Li dale/Mt. Pleasant
Who are you going to be for Halloween: A Live, Angry, Crap Beaver
What is your greatest fear: That my best friend will send me more than one e-mail containing the words "poop" "fast" & "speedy"
Who (or what) ere you in your former lifetime: Joe Schmuckluck, an illiterate Hungarian serf from the 12th century
Tell a 2 sentence story about you, a bridge, and a bunny: can't write whole story, sucky form too short
Sent: 6:56 PM - 9/18 1999
So there I was, hangin' from the bridge by my fingertips, when along come this pink bunny. So I says to him, I says "hey yous, come help me", but he just kept going and going and going.
Name: Paul Thomason
Homepage: http://N/A
Who are you going to be for Halloween: Mr Potato Head< R> What is your greatest fear: Tony finding out that someone knows more about Star Wars than him !!!
Who is the coolest person in the world: Me, of course
If Pluto is Mickey's dog, what the heck is Goofy: plutos pimp
Se t: 6:45 PM - 9/16 1999
tis Thursday, and we shall rejoice. This evening shall
ensue great festivity: free burgers, and ye mighty free
ale. For what more doest thou long? See you at the pool.
Praise be to Ale.
Name: Kristi Johnson
Who are you going to be for Halloween: Gonzo
What is your greatest fear: Ticks
Who is the coolest person in the world: Tony!!!
If Pluto is Mick y's dog, what the heck is Goofy: An aggie
Sent: 3:45 PM - 9/14 1999
Hi Tony! I had so much fun meeting you! You're a cutie! Call me!
Name: Noreen
Who are you going to be for Halloween: Don't know yet. . . .
What is your greatest fear: Tony will never realize which bathroom he s suppose to walk into.
Who is the coolest person in the world: Johnny Bravo!
If Pluto is Mickey's dog, what the heck is Goofy: A stray dog
Sent: 8:37 PM - 9/7 1999
Hey Tony, cool website! They were right about yo r picture! :-)
Name: Tony L. Smith, Esquire
Homepage: http://www.thisoneyoumoron.com
Who are you going to be for Hallowe n: Dr. Evil
What is your greatest fear: blind dates
Who is the coolest person in the world: Shaft
If Pluto is Mickey's dog, what the heck is Goofy: uuuhhhh
Sent: 2:58 PM - 8/31 1999
Well, this is the new guestbook format, since Geocities up and decided to join up with Yahoo and make a sorry excuse for a guestbook. So email me if you know of something better than this format.
Tony Smith - 08/27/99 21:38:12< r> My URL:http://thisone.com
My Email:tsmith12@texas.net
Who are you going to be for Halloween?: Dr. Evil, if I ever get out of the box
What is your greatest fear?: Dogs swallowing bees, then chasing me, and whenever they bark, they spit bees at me
Who would win in a fight between Death and Taxes (the IRS): Gary Coleman would come in and smack them around for a while
Who's the sexiest guy named Tony you know?: Tony Randall!!!!
If Pluto is Mickey's dog, what the hell is Goofy?: This is a dumb question, do not expect to see it last very long.

Comments:
It's Friday night, and I've got plans for kicking some tires and lighting some fires, so my creativity in making these new questions for the guestbook is shot. If you have any suggestions, mail them to me at tonyisa@unoriginalpieceofcrap.net

A. Whitney Brown - 08/27/99 03:38:19
My URL:http://www.mymindisdangeroustosmallchildrenandtheelderly.org
My Email:rmccraw@webtv.net
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Shemp
Favorite Quote: "You lolligag your way around the outfield. You loligag your way around the infield. Whats that make you? Loligaggers!"
Favorite Movie: Blackula
What are you thinking right this second?: I know the truth; there is no spoon.
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: That i could buy the world a Coke

Comments:
Tony, Toni, Tone, Sudden strange thought: Whaever happened to the guy who used to play fullback for the Eagles, Anthony Toney? What a dumb name!

Linsey Wolfe - 08/25/99 01:59:26
My Email:CWolfe4418@aol.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Zoe
Favorite Quote: will you watch her?
Favorite Movie: Labyrinth
What are you thinking right this second?: did I spell Labyrinth right
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: that you would email me soon.

Comments:
Hi Tony, I love your site...write soon.-Linzi

Kroman - 08/20/99 18:53:10
My Email:kevink@epconsultants.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Tony Orlando
Favorite Quote: Fuckin' A
Favorite Movie: Dune
What are you thinking right this second?: Jeez, my ass hurts.....
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: Win the lottery, buy a secluded island in the Pacific, and put Brian Reis on it.

Comments:
Neat little web site you have here Tony. I work with Tony and now I see why he never gets any work done. By the way, if there are any single women out there, please go out with Tony, he really needs a girlfriend. Girls must have at least 75% of their teeth.

'Meek Daddy - 07/29/99 03:42:38
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SoutBeach/Lights/5062/
My Email:MeekG@Mail.utexas.edu
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Mmmmm....Heather Graham.....
Favorite Quote: Deeez nuts
Favorite Movie: Can I Strap That On For You?
What are you thinking right this second?: Jesus Christ I got a boner!
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: Toilet seat made out of gold

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Tony, this page is awesome. You still can't play ball worth shit. Don't gimme any of that "quit talkin' and back it up" crap either. Just admit that I'm better than you. How the hell did you put up a webpage anwyays? Were all those stories of you having no free time due to your sexual frivolity false? Why hast thou misled me? Now now Mini-me, don't hump the laser. Daddy's working.

Joy Peggram - 07/26/99 04:35:47
My Email:dr2002@hotmail.com
Favorite Quote: "And that is all I have to say about that. . ." Stone Cold Steve Austin
Favorite Movie: American Pie
What are you thinking right this second?: I wish I wasn't so sunburned right now.
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: To have a million bucks given to me so I would never have to work shitty jobs ever again while I am finishing school.

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Tony, Your mind is just a mess! I finally visited the site (like, duh) and so glad you finally updated it. We all know you don't have a life so no excuses!!! Hope the new job is going well and you have unpacked by now. Have you looked Matt Pickens up? He is working for Beck in Austin since first of June. I have his number but not at the moment. Let me know if you need it. I am supposed to go stay with him one weekend so maybe we can all meet up and get hammered!

07/16/99 09:19:18

Name: Girls of ICQ My URL: Visit Me

My Email: Email Me

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Website de Niza. Gracias por dejarme firmar su guestbook

Drew Mars - 07/03/99 09:42:40
My URL:http://www.cs.utexas.edu/users/amarshal
My Email:darkeyes07@yahoo.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Jar Jar Binks
Favorite Quote: Do, or do not. There is no "try."
Favorite Movie: Empire Strikes Back
What are you thinking right this second?: I shouldn't be up this late
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: To have a girlfriend....DUH ! ! :)

Comments:
If anyone else had made this page I might have been a bit concerned. :) Great Job ! ! The Jedi Mind Trick was unbelievable ! !

Erin Bryant - 06/26/99 23:54:51
My Email:sbryant@tyler.net
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Kenny from S-Park
Favorite Quote: "And that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold, said so." "OH HELL YEAH!!!"
Favorite Movie: Anything with "Puppies,Puppies,Puppies!"
What are you thinking right this second?: That one is gonna stink,WHEEEW!!
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: Beating Tony's ass in Basketball.

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Hey Tony, you're no Jebronie. You know your role. This web site shows up all those other ROODy-Pooh, Candy-asses what a web site should be like. So this goes to the big man in Austin, "If You SMEEELLLL, What The Rock,.... Is Cookin'"

Da Mama of Julio - 06/25/99 00:54:37
My URL:http://www.biteme.com
My Email:amyliz@webtv.net
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Kenny Rogers (yeah, baby, yeah!)
Favorite Quote: "Throw down that box!"
Favorite Movie: Bull Durham
What are you thinking right this second?: Maybe I should take a bath, in case Tony's getting ready to call!
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: to find a new home for Julio (round up the posse!!)

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Tony, How in the world can you have such sympathy/empathy for my dog that you have given him the right to receive email??? I have a purple fingernail and a hole in my index finger because of this evil weiner!!! (Get your mind out of the gutter!) He is jus plain evil, evil I tell you!!! If Mr. Bigglesworth is looking for a roommate, give him our number. Julio needs to be humbled.

Edward Burns - 06/24/99 05:30:51
My URL:http://poop
My Email:MarxLeech@aol.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Frubert Ping
Favorite Quote: Huh?
Favorite Movie: Austin Powers 1 and 2
What are you thinking right this second?: about how shucking corn could be improved in the united states with the proper tools
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: cant tell, sorry

Comments:
Well, basically, you there! Dont look now, but there seems to be an angry sea monkey perched on your shoulder, any quick or sudden movements and he might attack!! He hasn't eaten in days and its mating season!

the Chipmunk on Lead - 06/23/99 05:58:42
My URL:http://www. whatswithW's.com
My Email:Sexy@allDtime.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: whats an Anal Telethon?
Favorite Quote: SMELL BAD!!
Favorite Movie: the monkey w/urine intake problems
What are you thinking right this second?: that must leave a bad after taste
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: I wish i could be there when some weirdo tosses a stuffed dummy of the empire state building....cause hey....free dummy

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Im glad you decided to update the webpage....finally. My life had become such a bore...reading the same ol stuff all the time. By the way...I dont appreciat the way you left your underware hanging on my lamp shade....i mean they dont even fit me.

the Chipmunk on Lead - 06/23/99 05:49:49
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: the gas store owner from "the Jerk"

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Maw n Paw - 06/19/99 18:28:56
My Email:kdorpat@webtv.net
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Mini Me
Favorite Quote: "Gimme rocks on rocks in a dirty glass!"
Favorite Movie: Black Calvin and His Bad Brothers
What are you thinking right this second?: Is your mojo workin'?
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: Eternal Youth

Comments:
We worry that you must have some interest other than your web page. Why no updates? You never call, you never write, you never visit! Bathe regularly, brush your teeth, change your sheets and underwear, say your prayers and don't scratch your butt in pu lic... act adult!

short fat dynamite - 06/17/99 01:51:07
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: snow
Favorite Quote: who spit on my saddle?
What are you thinking right this second?: tony, update your webpage
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: no more mondays

Comments:
hurry up and update your webpage

Qui-gon Dave - 06/12/99 21:47:37
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Starving Marvin
Favorite Quote: dont lay the smack down unless you put down newspaper first
Favorite Movie: the phantom penis
What are you thinking right this second?: penis
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: return of the pinkeye

Comments:
where is tony are you there

Kevin Arnold - 06/11/99 02:10:06
My URL:http://under.contruction
My Email:kev1999@hotmail.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Yoda
Favorite Quote: Who farted?
Favorite Movie: Top Secret
What are you thinking right this second?: I would like to meet Martina McBride.
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: To switch places with Fred Savage for one week.

Comments:
Cool site Tony...working on mine right now. Now that I am leaving A&M, I have to find another host. Go Ag's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

amybob - 06/06/99 21:28:14
My Email:amykate21@hotmail.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: The Water Boy
Favorite Quote: This is high quality H2O
Favorite Movie: Notting Hill
What are you thinking right this second?: Where is Tony?
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: To Have another wish

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- 05/22/99 13:33:47

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THREE ENGINEERS Three engineering students were discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It had to be a mechanical engineer -- look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it had to be an electrical engineer, the nervous system is just a marvel of millions of electrical connections." The third said, "Actually, it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline right through a recreational area?"

- 05/18/99 20:15:54
My URL:http://http://members.aol.com/jamnbabe/help.htm

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Adam Bailey - 05/18/99 16:45:22
My Email:arbail01@athena.louisville.edu
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Stone Cold Steve Austin br> Favorite Quote: May the force be with you...
Favorite Movie: Scarface
What are you thinking right this second?: Are those things real?
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: A bigger......................paycheck.

Comments:
Tony, what took you so long to finally decide to move back to Austin? Are you gonna' stay there for a while or are you going to pick up and move again in a couple of months? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Todd Smith - 05/18/99 02:13:21
My URL:http://todd1cool
My Email:todd1cool@mindspring.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: the purple teletubby
Favorite Quote: "this ones on the house"
Favorite Movie: Spaceballs
What are you thinking right this second?: homecooked meals
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: that bands like aerosmith and the rolling stones would call it a successful career

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Billy Dee Williams - 05/11/99 22:51:18
My URL:http://www.shutyomouth.org
My Email:rmccraw@webtv.net
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Kevin Sweeney (he ain't no weenie)
Favorite Quote: "We're on a mission from God."
Favorite Movie: Harvey
What are you thinking right this second?: mmmmm, sandwich
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: I can't decide between world peace and Web-slingers like Spider-Man has

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Alas and alack, it is only Tuesday (the Man's day) and though I'm enjoying my youth, I'm also ready for this school year to be finished beating me up every day. 2 more Mondays from here. Its not all bad though. I've got chocolate milk, a warm dog, a remot control and Star Wars tunes....Why am i wasting time on this web site...bye

lkjhlkjhlkhjlkjh - 05/02/99 21:44:05
My URL:lkjhlkjhlkjhlkjhhttp://
My Email:kljhlkhjlkjhlkhjgkfgkhg
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: fhjkgfcvkjhlglkhj
Favorite Quote: lkjhlkhliuhoiugoiygoiygoigoiugoiugoiugoiugoiugoiuhgbkljnlkjhgoigoyuig
Favorite Movie: ioygiougoiugiougouihoiuhuhiopuhgoyufiyutdcytfiuygfoiugig
What are you thinking right this second?: oiygoigoiuglukhp;ogfuitydytesyrwsytedurytfiuygiluhgnp;oiuyhouiyfiy
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: tiytdutersy5rwsytsxtrdjthfiuykgligliyugctsdytredtrftugfuygilb

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Uncle Tom - 05/01/99 04:43:30
My URL:http://www.tct.com
My Email:firstinitiallastname@koyote.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Tony Smith
Favorite Quote: Show me the money
Favorite Movie: Color of Money
What are you thinking right this second?: money
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: more money

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Where are you? Why don't you know? When can you come out and play? Can you drive the train by yourself yet? Has the picture worked, any women to talk about? If the picture dosen't work soon, I want it back.

Brak - 04/20/99 22:20:32
My URL:http://www.sfwest.com/BRAK/BRAK.html
My Email:brakchat@hotmail.com
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Cool Site! Come visit my chat site sometime and bring your friends!

Greg Cruz - 04/17/99 03:11:29
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Ghost of Jerry Garcia
Favorite Quote: "I think, therefore I am. I am damn tired of studying!!!"
Favorite Movie: Debbie Does East Dallas with Jerry Jones
What are you thinking right this second?: I'm not, no more school!!
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: Her name is Demi Moore, in the nude!!

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Ola, Tony, hope things are going well for you in Longview. When you're in Lubbock let me know so we can raise a little hell togther (just don't tell your parents). Hasta la vista compadre!!

Jgirl - 04/08/99 17:35:02
My Email:Jgirl6900@hotmail.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Bill Clinton
Favorite Quote: Who Me?
Favorite Movie: Matrix
What are you thinking right this second?: Hell, Yeah!
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: Get out of the hell hole that I am stuck in!

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justin - 04/03/99 04:37:07
My URL:cool s*&t
My Email:nugit7@aol.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: K.D.
Favorite Quote: "That's mental masterbation"
Favorite Movie: Eric the vicking
What are you thinking right this second?: Tony... Your still trying to be cool, just be you self and every thing will work out
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: for tony to be cool like his brother and I

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You need help. You're in denile.

Kevin - 04/02/99 09:22:04
My URL:http://www.pcxcess.com/lindale
My Email:kevin@pcxcess.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: The Grand Master, Tony
Favorite Quote: You know, when I was a kid...
Favorite Movie: Bulworth
What are you thinking right this second?: That my roommate Jimmy needs to give Nathan back the electric guitar and pick up his acoustic...
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: hmm, if i state my wish, it wouldn't come true... nice try tho...

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I am happy for ya Tony, nice to see you got a decent computer. :o) hehehe, Well, the pIII doesn't mean too much, just someone took some white-out and added a line to the II... heheh, nothing really changed in the chip. Well, I still get stuck with my 2 c mputers, a amd k6-2 300 based system running linux (non-windows, unix based, fun-loving, no blue-screen of death operating system) and my celeron 300a running at 464mhz running windoze 98... hehehe.. hopefully you got off of aol too, hehehe, then i could ay you are really stepping up in the world... :oP~ heheheh, anyways, just wanted to see what was going on in your neighborhood... Laters...

Paul Crenshaw - 03/22/99 04:44:59
My Email:crensp@aol.com
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WHATS UP TONY

Justin King - 03/16/99 23:16:17
My Email:nugit7@aol.com
Favorite Quote: I am the god of $#&%.
Favorite Movie: &$#% that
What are you thinking right this second?: tony is my hero
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: for Tony to be as cool as his brother (todd) and me.

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Tony this time you've gone to the extent of deserate. Your own web page? Com'on you will never be as cool as todd and I no matter how hard you try
Ed. Note: Why is it that the first &^%#%$* person I have to &#%$*& censor on this &#%$#@ guestbook is Todd's &#%$## friend Justin? *&#$^#% little &^#%$# punk! :)

Secret Admirer - 03/13/99 20:38:22
My Email:STARSTEXAS@webtv.net
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: George Strait
Favorite Quote: Actually
Favorite Movie: Titanic
What are you thinking right this second?: About You
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: Win the lottery

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Your progress has been remarkable. Your parents (KD & Pat) must be extremely proud of you. You and I are about the same age you know. Thank goodness you didn't turn out to be a fanatic about that music your Dad plays. It's great to have a good looking, i telligent friend like you.
Ed. Note: Okay, who paid this person to act like a secret admirer? It's WebTV, which narrows it down to my parents and/or Robby. I would have fell for it, but the good looking AND intelligent comment threw this entry into the "pract cal joke by my Dad" category.

Joy Peggram - 03/11/99 04:05:59
My Email:dr2002@hotmail.com
Favorite Quote: It is better to ask for forgiveness than for permission
Favorite Movie: Something about Mary
What are you thinking right this second?: that Tony is crazy
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: to be out of school right now!

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Tony- You have too much free time on your hands! Hope all is well! The page is cool.

Wayne Tiller - 03/11/99 02:50:25
My URL:http://My friend Todd
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Brak
Favorite Quote: Go home ( from my boss)
Favorite Movie: Waynes world
What are you thinking right this second?: What am I going to write next
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: to be successful and world peace or to have a girl, and to not look stupid on my friends brothers web page for all to see

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I have not seen all of your web page, but from what Ive seen it looks very funny. Keep up the good work! You funny! Ha Ha!

Kevin - 03/10/99 18:13:36
My URL:http://www.pcxcess.com/lindale
My Email:kevin@pcxcess.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Adam Bailey -heh-
Favorite Quote: Eh? You Hoser...
Favorite Movie: Strange Brew
What are you thinking right this second?: The time I was... heh, ahh, nevermind...
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: Well, I have heard that if you tell someone what you wish for, it won't come true, so sorry! hehehe

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Well, just reading over your guestbook to catch up on what has been going on here at your site. I may add a poll to my site as you suggested, probably use the same cgi I have running on http://games.tca.net and http://bvaw.area-wide.com.. Anyways, I got a webcam last week, and when I get it working where its not hogging my resources on my win98 machine, or I set it up on my linux box, I may actually release the personal site I am working on. Well, life here is keeping me busy, so I shall go now... Laters..
Ed. Note: I have absolutely no clue what half of that jargon meant. In further postings, please refer to computer as "shiny box". Me no understand cgi and linux. Isn't linux the kid with the blanket?

Brother Todd Again - 03/10/99 11:46:36
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: somebody who does'nt really like to get paid or answer phone calls from anybody but people associated with Tony Smith
Favorite Quote: Anything my brother or father says
Favorite Movie: The Star Wars trilogy, and home movies regarding my dad's cruel sense of humor
What are you thinking right this second?: My last signing in this guestbook sucked
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: A permanently funded vacation, and more people like my mother

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I wonder if Ill get better birthday presents from mom this year.
Ed. Note: Let's start a fund drive...we'll call it "The Electric Mayhem Fund Drive to get Brother Todd more Money."

Todd - 03/10/99 02:39:47
My Email:Todd3cool@aol.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Tony Smith
Favorite Quote: So what
Favorite Movie: kids
What are you thinking right this second?: How short my lunch break is
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: A longer lunch, and to move back to texas

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Hey Tony I made it to your sight. Sorry this isnt longer but I got to get back to work. Todd

Adam Bailey - 03/06/99 18:04:49
My Email:arbail01@athena.louisville.edu
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: George Lucas
Favorite Quote: Oh S@!t!!!!!!!!
Favorite Movie: The Replacement Killers
What are you thinking right this second?: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: more wishes

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I just saw Kevin's website...That's awesome. To every person I know that visits this page...send me email. Tony - when did you move to Dallas? That's what I mean...I'm always the last to know. Anyway, great job on the site. Interesting, verrryyy inte esting.
Ed. Note: My aim, with this site, is to thoroughly entertain the part of your brain that still laughs at fart jokes. Everyone thinks farts are funny...most won't admit it, true, but they still think they're funny.
Susan - 03/03/99 19:51:12
My Email:sll19@juno.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Steve Austin
Favorite Quote: Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Ed. Note: I'm beginning to fear my own family now. Favorite Movie: Grease
What are you thinking right this second?: New Boston really sux!!!
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: Leave this hell hole they try to pass off as a town.

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hey cuz!! Just thought that I would sign your guestbook again for the hell of it. Hope you don't mind. L8R!!! ME

Kim Exum - 02/24/99 18:40:42
My Email:froglover_01@hotmail.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: I don't know
Favorite Quote: OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!
Favorite Movie: Step Mom
What are you thinking right this second?: that is confidential
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: to meet you in person

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I am a student of Alicia Crawford. Ed. Note: I'm only 23, I shouldn't be getting messages from students of friends of mine until I'm at least 30. Here at Rivercrest she teaches geometry and coaches a basketball team.

Kim Ross - 02/24/99 18:26:55
My Email:ross_kim_34@hotmail.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: don't know
Favorite Quote: to be or not to be that is the question
Favorite Movie: She's All That
What are you thinking right this second?: that i am bored
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: to find the right guy for me

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do you remember alicia crawford well she is a teacher at rivercrest high school (that is where i go to school at) and she teaches geometry see ya kim ross

Julie Hagar - 02/18/99 20:08:26
My Email:Jgirl6900@hotmail.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Phil Collins
Favorite Quote: What you mean "we", white woman.
Favorite Movie: Blazing Saddles
What are you thinking right this second?: How stupid my quote is and how you probably won't understand it!
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: Read people's minds!

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Hey, I'm from Lindale,too! You graduated a year before my sister, Becky Hagar 95'. Just browsing and found your site. Pretty cool! After all, there is nothing else to do in Lindale. Bye!

Joey Ellis - 01/22/99 12:01:34
My Email:cusser56@hotmail.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Hillbilly Tony-CWA Muscle Mania
Favorite Quote: "Goldberg or should I say GREENBERG.........-Chris Jericho
Favorite Movie: Breakfast Club(JDW)
What are you thinking right this second?: de ja vu
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: To work for the WWF

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Tony, I didnt know if you knew that I work in the wrestling business now.Ed. Note: Geez, you've come a long way from wrestling pillows when you were 12 with my Dad commentating. I'm a manager for various indy wrestling promotions in Tx.I've even done some tv...even though I dont have copys of the tv stuff.I do have alot of stuff on tape though.The next time we get together I'll let you check it out.We've even done some wrestling in LINDALE.There are pics of me on the net though.You can check them out if you want.Go to www.wrestlinginsiders.com and look at the TWA website.Also go to www.oocities.org/colosseum/stadi /5154/epw.htm.Look at the talent roster and my bio is on there.Go to their links page and find the Texas All Star Wrestling site and there is a pic of me and the tag team that I manage(The New Breed)Anyway check it out if you get the chance.

Joey Ellis - 01/22/99 10:59:16
My Email:cusser56@hotmail.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Ric Flair
Favorite Quote: "Thats great dude!"-Jeff Wright
Favorite Movie: Breakfast Club-Thankx 4 the memories
What are you thinking right this second?: filling stuff out sux
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: Jennifer Dawn Williams-come to me

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Tony, How are you bro....long time no see/hear.Just thinking of the old days and missing my friends.I'm glad to hear that everything is going well for you.I wish you nothing but luck in whatever endeavors you embark upon and I look forward to seeing you and Tod soon.Take care....Joey

Alicia Crawford - 01/22/99 02:17:42
My Email:crawfordalicia@hotmail.com
Favorite Movie: Dazed and Confused
What are you thinking right this second?: That I need to get more sleep
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: To still be in college

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Tony if anyone had any doubts about your sanity this site has answered them. It is good to see that you are still polluting the minds of those around you and now you have found a way to affect those not so near you. Congratulations!

Joy Peggram - 01/22/99 00:48:52
My Email:sjp8812@acs.tamu.edu
Favorite Movie: Top Gun
What are you thinking right this second?: No one
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: to receive a million dollars

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Tony, You are insane! How are things? Me, still in school for 3.5 more years but I love vet school. It is really hard but what I have always wanted to do. My class is real close to one another and we hang out and party all of the time. Now I know why so ma y vets and Drs. are alcoholics! The stress can be unbelievable! Matt Pickens is living with me this semester since his roomies graduated. He dates my best friend, Sharla. We are getting along great as roommates, but who would have ever thunk it???? E ail me!! Let me know about your life and job!! JOY

Misty Stoneking - 01/14/99 19:30:12
My Email:stonekim@quinlan.ednet10.net
Favorite Quote: "Got Milk?"
Favorite Movie: Two Stupid Dogs
What are you thinking right this second?: (Wicked little grin)
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: check out above answer

Comments:
They don't really like me to make comments. :( I don't really know why. Do you like to finger paint ? What color do you like to paint your fingers? Are you fond of your parental units? After reading your web page, I've book you a room next to mine. :) Oh...and I don't got milk...I got cow.

Us again, J and A - 01/14/99 01:39:11
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Jerry Lewis
Favorite Quote: "Pepsi !!!!!"
Favorite Movie: Independence Day
What are you thinking right this second?: I can't say!
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: What I am thinking

Comments:
Hey! There is a lot of "non-sense" on your guestbook. But it's cool. Found any women yet? they should all be flocking to your door with that gorgeous picture! hey ladies tone loc is for real. YEA! BABY! WHO's YO DADDY! C-ya soon Tony....

Joseph and Angie - 01/14/99 01:31:20
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Jerry Lewis

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!CHELSEA! - 01/11/99 23:42:05
My Email:chelseal@mail.utexas.edu
Favorite Quote: Whatever!
Favorite Movie: Tommy Boy/Friday
What are you thinking right this second?: Why doesnt Tony Write?
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: More wishes...

Comments:
Whats Up Tony Tonie Tone? Cool Page!

Susan Lindsey - 01/11/99 20:29:47
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Cabana/4443/
My Email:sll19@juno.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: OJ Simpson
Favorite Quote: If you don't like what I have to say, stop talking to me!!!
Favorite Movie: it's between "Grease" and "Full Metal Jacket" Take your pick!!!
What are you thinking right this second?: you wouldn't want to know
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: (use your imagination)*evil grin*

Comments:
Life is short so party hard. Just don't puke in the car.

amy sister - 01/04/99 20:36:33
My Email:amykate21@hotmail.com
Favorite Quote: It can't rain all the time
Favorite Movie: Star Wars Of course
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Yoda
What are you thinking right this second?: this is pretty bad if it is all I have to do with my time
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: To have a life

Comments:
well how are you my older and much more wiser brother Tony?

Codie Edwards - 01/04/99 20:16:32
My Email:ceedwards@harding.edu
Favorite Quote: Thats what exactly I was talking about!
Favorite Movie: Gone With the Wind
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Al Gore
What are you thinking right this second?: Where are you oh mighty Tony I can't find you !!!
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: To find you

Comments:
well I have looked every where but there is still no Tony are you under the chair or are you in the trash that I just through out? I don't know I think you is lo

- 01/03/99 15:45:09

Comments:
It's broke. Call an engineer, and get it fixed. I got stuff to say. Can't give good answers to a broke page. Fix it, fix it, help me, help me, please help me, the page is broke and it don't work good either. Ask Mr. Bill he know how I feel, it jsut b oke.

Toni Sue Lindsey - 01/01/99 16:53:01
My Email:auntnito@gte.net
Favorite Movie: Gone with the Wind
What are you thinking right this second?: How cute you look
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: To win the lottery

Comments:
A person should not have a cousin as cute as you are.

not important - 12/29/98 04:02:11
My Email:elieel@aol.com
Favorite Quote: Don't put that in your mouth. You don't know where it's been
Favorite Movie: Cow and Chicken
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: John who ???
What are you thinking right this second?: (wicked little grin)
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: I would want what I was thinking about in the above answer

Comments:
I got kinky the other day. It's really a nice change in my rather dull life. My husband seems to like it. I get really kinky in the shower but I look so bad I don't want hubby in there. I've learned to take care of things myself, though. Besides, on e I put a little mousse in it, the new perm's not that bad. I wanted to make my comment about my hair. This way there's no chance of me saying something wrong. :) Have a great day. I love you page

Rusty Brittain - 12/27/98 00:35:22
My Email:Elvis@1starnet.com
Favorite Quote: Hey giant I found your underwear
Favorite Movie: Raising Arizona
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Barry Manilow
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: holdem

Comments:
Barry Manilow should be your new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon

amy sister - 12/24/98 16:41:58
Favorite Quote: I do that a lot sometimes
Favorite Movie: Princes Bride
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Cartman of course
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Sheetswa
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Holdem

Comments:
Tony, Tony, Tony why for you go do these things? I just duno. You just well you just might be IGNARRENT

Kevin - 12/24/98 16:39:04

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Kevin - 12/24/98 16:26:09

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uncle rickey - 12/20/98 15:44:12
Favorite Quote: a little harder please
Favorite Movie: godfather
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: clinton
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: zaghawa
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: run like hell

Comments:
i still think you need a sex site.

Kevin Seitzer - 12/15/98 01:02:44
My URL:http://www.same_as_audrey
My Email:rmccraw@webtv.net
Favorite Quote: "grab my ankles, I'm going over!"
Favorite Movie: Arsenic and Old Lace
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Ton Loc
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Zurwadza
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Hold em is the only way

Comments:
I haven't graced the guest book lately. The freshmen try to stop me, but they can only hope to contain me. They cower at sight of my true revolutionary pressence. I mete out cruel justice as I see fit. They call me the Man. What simple minds they have. Al of them are but mere whiners, not even worthy eough to pet Uncle Ben. Alas and alack I must now go to grade their essays. There will be serious lametations tommorrow. (insert evil laughter here)

Gloria Peggram - 12/10/98 20:55:41
My Email:gpeg@tjc.tyler.cc.tx.us
Favorite Quote: "School's out."
Favorite Movie: Lonesome Dove

Comments:
Hi Tony, Is C---- still in the picture?????? No. I think of you and hope you will someday be a wealthy engineer. I am still a lowly teacher, but someone has to do it. Phone us over the holidays in Tyler at 5 -----. Merry Christmas, Gloria Peggram

Kevin - 12/10/98 18:29:38
My URL:http://www.pcxcess.com/lindale/
My Email:kevin@pcxcess.com
Favorite Quote: AMBUSH!!!
Favorite Movie: Either "Spaceballs" or "Strange Brew" :oD
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Brak
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Bob
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: I will fold this time...

Comments:
Heh, just needed to do a shameless plug for my website and wondering why people aren't going there. Come on people, its http://www.pcxcess.com/lindale!!! Hehe, anyways, I just finished going to the site over at lindale-tx.net, and man that thing sucks. Hmm, interesting proposition on whether I should involve myself in the Lindale scene once again and start helping them get rid of that site by doing a site for the metropolis of Lindale. Well, anyways, greetings f om Aggieland, Home of the Big12 Champions!!! :oP~ Anyways, feel free to email me, post on my msg board, or something... Later peoples!

bobo the clown - 12/09/98 03:47:36
My URL:http://www.uofclown.com
My Email:bobo@mail.uclown.edu
Favorite Quote: "Can I have a volunteer from the audience?"
Favorite Movie: It
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Krusty
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Clownomamba
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Honk their noses

Comments:
Clowns are the coolest. I wish everyone could be a clown like me. Wouldn't it be cool if aliens were really clowns and they came down and took over the Earth? Just think how much better the suck movie Star Wars would be if it had clowns in it instead o stupid things like Wookies and Jedi Knights! Sillily yours, Bobo "But that in your bipe and boke it!"

David Markham - 12/08/98 03:38:47
Favorite Quote: here i sit all down hearted, paid a nickle to crap and only farted
Favorite Movie: flight of the navigator
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: the brain bobby heenan
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: RUN, RUN, OH MY GOD YOU BETTER RUN!!!!!!!!

Comments:
VERY INTERTAINING MY CHILD. YOU SHALL SOON COMPLETE THE TRAINING AND BE A FULL FLEDGED JEDI.

Can't Tell - 12/07/98 22:27:15
My URL:http://www.findaceleb.com/list
My Email:anomaly@freak.com
Favorite Quote: Why be normal
Favorite Movie: Heat Wave
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Tonya Harding
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Boy
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: spindle

Comments:
Ben Franklin felt reading French poetry to women as they bathed was a wondreful pastime. Maybe you sould take a page form history. Don't check out the web site.

Bath-taking lass - 12/02/98 21:58:48
My URL:http://www.dotwothingsatonce.com
My Email:amyliz@webtv.net
Favorite Quote: "Girl, are you in the bathtub?? UGGHHH! That's too weird!"
Favorite Movie: Bathing Arizona
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: The Little Mermaid
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Bathsheba
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: bathe 'em

Comments:
Tony, I hope I have not messed your mind up for life. I promise the next time you call and I'm in the bathtub, I won't tell you where I am. OK? So, call us! Come see us! Don't be afraid! I'll wear my bathing suit, if it makes you feel better! Just, please don't stop being my friend! Love, Bathsheba

rspectre - 12/02/98 02:17:00
My Email:you know
Favorite Quote: SCREW ME ONCE SHAME ON YOU, SCREW ME TWICE ,SHAME ON ME
Favorite Movie: GODFATHER
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: peewee
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: i forgot
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: run, if a lot of money is involved

Comments:
why not have a sex site?

Fletcher Jowers - 11/28/98 03:41:27
My URL:http://home.switchboard.com/fletchjowers
My Email:fletchjowers1@webtv.net\
Favorite Quote: I will instruct my lawyers to mount Ms Lewinsky
Favorite Movie: Ol Cowboys and Dreamers
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: K D Smith
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Kunta (Toby)
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: None of the above

Comments:
This is my favorite web page

Fletcher Jowers - 11/28/98 03:32:20
My URL:http://switchboard.com/fletchjowers
My Email:fletchjowers1@webtv.net
Favorite Quote: I will instruct my lawyers to mount Ms Lewinsky
Favorite Movie: Ol Cowboys and Dreamers
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: K D Smith
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Kunta (Toby)
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: None of the above

Comments:
This is my favorite web page

Robby Barra - 11/27/98 05:47:43
My URL:http://elvis-presley.com
My Email:robbarra@aol.com
Favorite Quote: Leave The Gun, Take the Cannolis - Godfather
Favorite Movie: Dr. No
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Geraldo Rivera
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Run Like Hell

Comments:
I am frankly more scared of the tape of me drooling on my pillow at Tony's 12th birthday party getting out than the Super Bowl Shuffle.. I guess that's cause I didn't have a big role in it..

David Smith - 11/26/98 18:44:38
Favorite Movie: Armageddon
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Fred Smith
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Bluff most of the time

Comments:
Get yourself to dinner, I haven't eaten since about 7:30 last night. I feel like my stomach is hittin' my knees it's so empty.

- 11/25/98 23:28:24

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Harvey the Wonder Hampster - 11/23/98 01:00:17
My URL:http://www.same_as_audrey.com
My Email:rmccraw@webtv.net
Favorite Quote: my enemy employed a most effective strategy: first he hit me, then he kicked me, then he hit me again.
Favorite Movie: anyting with Carrot Top
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Gene Simmons
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Zurwadza
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: I always hold 'em baby. You should know by now!

Comments:
Forget the whole Star Wars thing. I can't wait to see what Spidey will do to Billy Batson!!!

John "El Gran Queso" Sripan - 11/16/98 18:41:35
My Email:watchtower@mail.utexas.edu
Favorite Quote: chomp ba chomp ba chewy cmomp
Favorite Movie: Street Fighter II Animated
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Yani
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Bob: Acolyte of all Biphitites
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: count my money....

Comments:
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it!

Uncle Tom - 11/16/98 15:41:46
Favorite Quote: It's five o'clock
Favorite Movie: Something about Harry
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Julie Andrews
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Charlie
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Raise

Comments:
Like Paw said ! Put this link at the top of your page so Paw and I can get to it better.

Mystery Ned - 11/13/98 19:27:47
Favorite Quote: Jim Henson: Don't worry, it's just a cough.
Favorite Movie: Deliverance
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Daid Koresh
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Zumfufu
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Throw a big party for them, only to have no one show up.

Comments:
Do you smell what the Rock is Cookin'?

BOB - 11/07/98 03:13:06
My URL:http://www.pcxcess.com/lindale
My Email:kevin@pcxcess.com
Favorite Quote: *yawn*
Favorite Movie: Ohh, I dunno, heading off in a little while to see "the water boy" tho..
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Well, I was leaning towards Barney, but someone went and killed him.
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Bohammed Shaka Khan
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Ya gotta hold em..

Comments:
Well, I had msg'd ur crazy self on aol to let you know about my new website I was playing with this week (see url above). I dunno if you got it or not, but ohh well... it should be done this weekend, or at least the start of it, need to finish my database Umm, other than that, I dunno... too much free time (I guess that's why I made that site) since the last girl I was dating went and got back with her old bf... Well, anyways, talk to you later. Give me some feedback on my site! hehe... AMBUSH! :oP~

Paw - 11/07/98 01:20:59
Favorite Quote: Semper Fi
Favorite Movie: Pocket Money
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Bullwinkle
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Ralph
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Call

Comments:
I was so excited when I saw your web page was finally updated, that I nearly wet my pants. I mean, I was like a puppy let out of the pen. The most exciting part was how you moved your "Hall of the Stupid" frame into the middle of the page. WOW, I am go ng to call all of my friends and tell them!

Paw - 11/04/98 00:48:52
Favorite Movie: One Flew Over The CooKoo's Nest
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Mongo
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Virgil
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Fondle 'em

Comments:
Your home page is getting boring. Same stuff. No updates to speak of. It's old stuff already. Be a considirate host. I want to be entertained. No mention of Bill Monroe and the Bluegrass boys. What do you do now? Has your creativity bottomed out?

Uncle Tom - 10/30/98 19:54:12
Favorite Quote: "I Promise?"
Favorite Movie: Behind Number Nine
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Ginger
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Saleen Bahamid Zuwarh Zaghawa
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Hold em, never Fold em Walk but don't Run

Comments:
My sky is still pinkypurplepokadotted what color is yours. And yes, the grass is blue. I know 'cause I saw it when you chased the third fox through the corn leading down to the river. And in my memory, I can see it there still. Can you still get three slaps on the bass?

brother tod - 10/29/98 05:24:23
Favorite Quote: run
Favorite Movie: throw momma from the train
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: my pet monkey
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: todo the love hammer
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: hold them

Comments:
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bailey - 10/29/98 04:36:41
My Email:mombailey@worldnet.att.net
Favorite Quote: the thing about your brother since I actually know him, and women in flocks

Comments:
Glad to see maturity hasn't become terminal. Love from Adam's mom. He sent me to this site and told me NOT to read the guestbook. Gee - I wonder why !

Adam Bailey - 10/28/98 01:57:09
My Email:arbail01@athena.louisville.edu
Favorite Quote: "Come in the evening, or come in the morning; Come when you're looked for, or come without warning." Thomas O. Davis (1814-1845 : The Welcome
Favorite Movie: The Superbowl Shuffle starring Tony Smith and others who shall remain nameless
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Goldberg (need I say more)
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Hold 'em (it gives me that special feeling)

Comments:
Tony, you worry me. You really do. You're going to drag the rest of us down with you. I like that in a person. You sick little monkey.

Grandma - 10/24/98 16:52:20
My URL:http://WHAT?
My Email:anymale.whatever
Favorite Quote: I have no idea.
Favorite Movie: The Mark of Zorro
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Who's John Denver
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Mahatma
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Mosey (away)

Comments:
You never call me or come see me or write. I love you anyway.

Eric Estrada - 10/20/98 03:02:22
My URL:http://www.iseeyourschhttp://www.iseeyourschwartz.isasbig.asmine.com
My Email:rmccraw@webtv.net
Favorite Quote: "roll over, pull over, Igotta blow my nose.Sneezin', wheezin' still I'm pleazin'....
Favorite Movie: Leprechaun 2
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Teller (Penn's silient partner)
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Zurwadza
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: I always hold 'em baby! 'cause they're my jigglies, Yeah!

Comments:
Once upon a time, there was a smallish town. In that town lived rather largish man in a somewhat larger than smallish house. Within that somewhat larger than smallish house was a black and white tv that was a rather bit on the small side of smallish. The largish man enjoye watching fishing for larger than largish fish on his b&w tv that was a rather bit on the small side of smallish. His chinchilla watched with him. That chinchilla had a big honkin' heart. And I think that is an important lesson for all of us.

Audrey Piper "Cinque" (my new african name) - 10/20/98 02:36:13
My URL:http://www.robby_is_da_bomb.com
My Email:whpcrm@aol.com
Favorite Quote: "your mama"
Favorite Movie: your mama
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: your mama
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: already had my name legally changed, I am now Cinque, Warrior Nun
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: run forrest, run

Comments:
Tone Loc, You will no longer call me by my white name...you will call me cinque, leader of the people in blue house land.

Tony "DangerFunk" Smith - 10/19/98 19:34:05
My URL:http://you_are_looking_at_it.com
My Email:tsmith1212@aol.com
Favorite Quote: ""ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY FREEZE........EVERYBODY JUST GET DOWN ON THE GROUND."" "Well, which is it young feller? You want I should freeze, or should I drop ..... cause if'n I drop I ain't likely to be frozen, and if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion." ""SHADDUP!!"
Favorite Movie: anything but independent Films, they're all about tree loving hippy crap and gay cowboys eating pudding.
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Tom Jones (sang "It's Not Unusual")
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Rasheem
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Hold em....

Comments:
If you don't understand the final question regarding holding and folding, I suggest you go tend to your sheep.

Uncle Tom - 10/19/98 16:39:57
Favorite Movie: Overboard
Favorite 3rd Stooge (Curly, Shemp, or Joe): Roland
Jolt Cola, Cabbage, or EZ Cheese?: Yahoo
Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?: Every morning, but it does not last long. Dial, don't you know.

Comments:
Hey Tony, Did you ever learn to color with your tongue in your mouth? Do you hide from your mom when she takes you shopping for your clothes? Do all you suphisticated freinds know that you know every word to every Bluegrass song ever written? Do you still love me, Tony? I love you.
Ed. Note: I find my Uncle Tommy's humor disturbing. Bluegrass, huh? What color is the sky in your world, Uncle Tommy? Never heard of this "blue" grass.

Pam - 10/19/98 01:09:47
My Email:jbg@1starnet.com
Favorite Movie: Fifth Element
Favorite 3rd Stooge (Curly, Shemp, or Joe): Moe
Jolt Cola, Cabbage, or EZ Cheese?: must explain
Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?: never

Comments:
You are way above my head with your web page. I am over the hill and have no idea what your sixth category means. I enjoyed reading your guest book. Your sires are really, really???

Mark Lemke - 10/16/98 01:44:18
My URL:http://www.me_andAudrey_sameasiteverwas.com
My Email:rmccraw@webtv.net
Favorite Movie: Spaced Invaders
Favorite 3rd Stooge (Curly, Shemp, or Joe): Al Del Grecco
Jolt Cola, Cabbage, or EZ Cheese?: Cabbage baby! Its Switched On!!
Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?: Yes, but then I got rid of the bodies

Comments:
Oy! I am turning old. I just got back from a freshman football game. My own VCR confounds me. I'm proctoring the SAT on Saturday. AKKK! Proctor is starting to sound like proctologist. Can that be far behind? Gotta go, must obey urge to get a good seat at Luby s.

i still cnnotrea you scren lvod - 10/15/98 04:49:34

**Editor's Note: Okay, this is by far the best quote yet...it's from my brother Todd...I think... The story goes: A couple of nights ago I spoke to my brother, and he let me know that since he has WebTV he couldn't read my sign in screen for my guestbook because the white background blurred too much on his TV and his keyboard acts all screwy. I told him I would fix it, but obviously I didn't get the chance to do it by the time Todd posted this lovely quote for all to read, whic translated reads: "I still cannot read your screen. Love, Todd." Many lauds and adorations must be showered upon my brother for these 6 words of wisdom.***

Adam Bailey - 10/14/98 00:01:14
My Email:arbail01@athena.louisville.edu
Favorite Movie: Blazing Saddles
Favorite Quote: "Hold on while I whip this out..." (it's from the movie)
Favorite 3rd Stooge (Curly, Shemp, or Joe): Tony Smith
Jolt Cola, Cabbage, or EZ Cheese: Jolt Cola
Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?: Sometimes, but I'm in Kentucky...I fit right in.

Comments:
Tony, if your mother ever lets those tapes out we're in big, big trouble. Nice page. Very creative guests you have. But who are those crazy people who claim to be your parents? You know there are laws against stalking now.
Ed. note: Rest assured...my parents realize someday someone is going to have to take care of them and wipe their butts for them, and if those tapes ever......ever ever ever.....get out, I'll leave my parents itching for weeks.< r>

Erin Bryant - 10/12/98 03:58:27
My Email:sbryant@tyler.net
Favorite Movie: Scream&Scream2
Favorite Quote: SUCK IT!!
Favorite 3rd Stooge (Curly, Shemp, or Joe): Curly
Jolt Cola, Cabbage, or EZ Cheese: Jolt Cola
Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?: take a whif

Comments:
You are such a wanker that you should be called "The King". Thank you, thank you very much.

Charlsie - 10/11/98 08:17:27
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/tx/daisytoe
My Email:charlsie_@hotmail.com
Favorite Movie: GoodWill Hunting!
Favorite 3rd Stooge (Curly, Shemp, or Joe): Curly!
Jolt Cola, Cabbage, or EZ Cheese: EZ Cheese all the way!!
Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?: I take the 5th!! *lol*
Comments:
Hey! I talked to you just last night! Your page is very interesting, to say the least! *LOL* But i like it!!! I'll keep my eye on it...See ya Wednesday!!! *smilin* Charlsie

kd smith - 10/10/98 02:46:38
My Email:kd5@webtv.net
Favorite Movie: Who S___ On My Saddle
Favorite Quote: "why for you bury me in the cold, cold groun'"
Favorite 3rd Stooge (Curly, Shemp, or Joe): Larry
Jolt Cola, Cabbage, or EZ Cheese: Bean dip
Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?: After eating lots of bean dip.

Comments: I'm so proud that can manage your own home page. It makes me feel you have potential for someday becoming a whole wit. Ed. note: Thank God for genetics.

Pat Smith - 10/09/98 22:18:11 Favorite Movie: Wrastlin Birthday Fun Favorite Quote: Let's Tangle Favorite 3rd Stooge (Curly, Shemp, or Joe): They're all hunks! Jolt Cola, Cabbage, or EZ Cheese: Jolt Cola Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?: no Comments: I thought I'd see if I could compete with all the cleverness of your friends and cohorts. But since I've gone blonde, I am so confused!!!! But remember: Tony Pot Pete, .............

Aquaman - 10/09/98 03:08:18 My URL:http://sameasAudrey_s.com My Email:rmccraw@webtv.net Favorite Movie: Howard the Duck Favorite Quote: "he could if he were an African Swallow, couldn't he?...Well, yes I suppose..." Favorite 3rd Stooge (Curly, Shemp, or Joe): Balki Jolt Cola, Cabbage, or EZ Cheese: Cabbage Baby, yeah! Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?: Only when I'm alone...with you (Cure) Comments: The incerdible lightness of my own being has me too preoccupied to comment any further, I really just wanted the world to know my true feelings about Balki.

angela markham - 10/09/98 02:41:00 Favorite Movie: boogers on a hot tin roof Favorite Quote: Dont let your deal go down Favorite 3rd Stooge (Curly, Shemp, or Joe): shemp Jolt Cola, Cabbage, or EZ Cheese: ez cheese Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?: all the time Comments: ming low ching chaw tae wing waw maew!!

Uncle Tom once removed - 10/08/98 22:35:19 Favorite Movie: Deliverance Favorite Quote: "Sang for his supper" Favorite 3rd Stooge (Curly, Shemp, or Joe): Curly Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?: Like I had visited the Oral Office anteroom Comments: Do you still sleep with the light on? Did you ever find a king size rubber sheet for the mattress you got down at the Good Will Store? When do you get to start driving trains, or did they find out you like to play with matches? Have ya skinned any yell w ats lately? I still remember how much you loved peeling those yellow cats.

Audrey "Rowdy Rody" Piper - 10/07/98 18:48:18 My URL:http://don't_have_one.com My Email:WHPCRM@aol.com Favorite Movie: The Major and The Minor Favorite Quote: "PSHAW!" Favorite 3rd Stooge (Curly, Shemp, or Joe): Brak Jolt Cola, Cabbage, or EZ Cheese: EZ Cheese and Crackers Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?: dAILY Comments: Tony, You are me hero. I worship the ground you walk on. I'm not worthy. I am finally signing your guest book because I am bored at work. I want to add in that your parents are really cool. I will roshambo you. Howdy Ho! Thanks for making fun of my hal we n costume from last year. It rocked. The only reason you won is because we knew that you would complain about it forever otherwise :) Love, Audrey

Tony Smith - 10/07/98 16:43:46 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Docks/8121/index.html My Email:tsmith1212@aol.com Favorite Movie: Young Frankenstein Favorite Quote: Life moves pretty fast...if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you might miss it. Favorite 3rd Stooge (Curly, Shemp, or Joe): Curly Jolt Cola, Cabbage, or EZ Cheese: Jolt Cola Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?: Before graduating, during final exams. Comments: If you ever need a friend, anybody on this page is a great one to have. I'm getting all vrklempt....talk amongst yourselves.

Frau Bleuker - 10/07/98 01:43:19 My Email:rmccraw@texoma.net Favorite Quote: The Russians are coming! Favorite Movie: Transformers: The Movie Comments: Hmmm, weekly column ehh? Could be fun (or toxic) I'll have to see what I can come up with. Page looks good (B the wy your picture makes me feel kinda funny....like clmbing the rope in gym class or something)

- 10/06/98 16:19:35 My Email:watchtower@mail.utexas.edu Favorite Quote: "...trust me..." Favorite Movie: Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie Comments: ..got any chihuahuas with no heads and little stumps for legs..... :-

slu foot - 10/05/98 09:37:49 Favorite Quote: im a wild and crazy guy Favorite Movie: buffy the vampire slayer Comments: uhhh no! dont touch me

Slow Ned - 10/05/98 03:52:59 My Email:rmccraw@webtv.net Favorite Quote: "Don't think, it can only hurt the ballclub" Favorite Movie: Drunken Master Comments: I was thinking that you really need to add links to pages about big hairy spiders. Yeah, I think that would be awesome! Maybe have some pictures of spiders and the marks they leave. Ooh-- what about a wav of spiders skittering across a linoleum floor. Jus a suggestion. Its not like your other stuff isn't plenty cool.

Kevin - 10/02/98 18:18:14 My URL:http://ww.pcxcess.com My Email:webmaster@pcxcess.com Favorite Quote: "Yea, right..." Favorite Movie: Hmm, I'll have to get back with you on that. Comments: Well, glad to see that you decided to finally get a little closer to the real world (building a website). Now you need to dump AOL and get a real ISP. Heh, anyways, email me sometimes guy so I can find out all the bad things you have done since high schoo . :o) Ohh, and if you need any help with something on the webpage, stop by #html on IRC's EFnet. Ohh, wait, sorry, it was taken over, now go to #html98... Heh, so I can kick you around. Email me sometime! Later...

Ruben - 10/02/98 05:42:54 My Email:spacey7@hotmail.com Favorite Quote: In your face, bizzatch!! Favorite Movie: Braveheart Comments: Tony. Why don't you ever write, fool. The webpage looks pretty cool. I'm glad you included an emulator. You can never have too many games on your computer.

ma & pa - 10/02/98 02:40:41 My Email:kd5@webtv.net Favorite Quote: "Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and thou shalt be saved." Favorite Movie: Lassie Come Home Comments: Why don't you ever call? When was the last time you changed your sheets? Don't forget to wear clean underwear. What's with this home page stuff; why do you engage in such mental masturbation? You never write. Eat with small bites. Don't eat so much junk f od! My Home Page | Visit SouthBeach/Docks | Explore Yahoo! GeoCities | Get your own free homepage

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