Jgirl - 04/08/99 17:35:02
My Email:Jgirl6900@hotmail.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Bill Clinton
Favorite Quote: Who Me?
Favorite Movie: Matrix
What are you thinking right this second?: Hell, Yeah!
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: Get out of the hell hole that I am stuck in!

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justin - 04/03/99 04:37:07
My URL:cool s*&t
My Email:nugit7@aol.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: K.D.
Favorite Quote: "That's mental masterbation"
Favorite Movie: Eric the vicking
What are you thinking right this second?: Tony... Your still trying to be cool, just be you self and every thing will work out
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: for tony to be cool like his brother and I

Comments:
You need help. You're in denile.

Kevin - 04/02/99 09:22:04
My URL:http://www.pcxcess.com/lindale
My Email:kevin@pcxcess.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: The Grand Master, Tony
Favorite Quote: You know, when I was a kid...
Favorite Movie: Bulworth
What are you thinking right this second?: That my roommate Jimmy needs to give Nathan back the electric guitar and pick up his acoustic...
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: hmm, if i state my wish, it wouldn't come true... nice try tho...

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I am happy for ya Tony, nice to see you got a decent computer. :o) hehehe, Well, the pIII doesn't mean too much, just someone took some white-out and added a line to the II... heheh, nothing really changed in the chip. Well, I still get stuck with my 2 c mputers, a amd k6-2 300 based system running linux (non-windows, unix based, fun-loving, no blue-screen of death operating system) and my celeron 300a running at 464mhz running windoze 98... hehehe.. hopefully you got off of aol too, hehehe, then i could ay you are really stepping up in the world... :oP~ heheheh, anyways, just wanted to see what was going on in your neighborhood... Laters...

Paul Crenshaw - 03/22/99 04:44:59
My Email:crensp@aol.com

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WHATS UP TONY

Justin King - 03/16/99 23:16:17
My Email:nugit7@aol.com
Favorite Quote: I am the god of $#&%.
Favorite Movie: &$#% that
What are you thinking right this second?: tony is my hero
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: for Tony to be as cool as his brother (todd) and me.

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Tony this time you've gone to the extent of deserate. Your own web page? Com'on you will never be as cool as todd and I no matter how hard you try
Ed. Note: Why is it that the first &^%#%$* person I have to &#%$*& censor on this &#%$#@ guestbook is Todd's &#%$## friend Justin? *&#$^#% little &^#%$# punk! :)

Secret Admirer - 03/13/99 20:38:22
My Email:STARSTEXAS@webtv.net
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: George Strait
Favorite Quote: Actually
Favorite Movie: Titanic
What are you thinking right this second?: About You
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: Win the lottery

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Your progress has been remarkable. Your parents (KD & Pat) must be extremely proud of you. You and I are about the same age you know. Thank goodness you didn't turn out to be a fanatic about that music your Dad plays. It's great to have a good looking, i telligent friend like you.
Ed. Note: Okay, who paid this person to act like a secret admirer? It's WebTV, which narrows it down to my parents and/or Robby. I would have fell for it, but the good looking AND intelligent comment threw this entry into the "pract cal joke by my Dad" category.

Joy Peggram - 03/11/99 04:05:59
My Email:dr2002@hotmail.com
Favorite Quote: It is better to ask for forgiveness than for permission
Favorite Movie: Something about Mary
What are you thinking right this second?: that Tony is crazy
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: to be out of school right now!

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Tony- You have too much free time on your hands! Hope all is well! The page is cool.

Wayne Tiller - 03/11/99 02:50:25
My URL:http://My friend Todd
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Brak
Favorite Quote: Go home ( from my boss)
Favorite Movie: Waynes world
What are you thinking right this second?: What am I going to write next
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: to be successful and world peace or to have a girl, and to not look stupid on my friends brothers web page for all to see

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I have not seen all of your web page, but from what Ive seen it looks very funny. Keep up the good work! You funny! Ha Ha!

Kevin - 03/10/99 18:13:36
My URL:http://www.pcxcess.com/lindale
My Email:kevin@pcxcess.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Adam Bailey -heh-
Favorite Quote: Eh? You Hoser...
Favorite Movie: Strange Brew
What are you thinking right this second?: The time I was... heh, ahh, nevermind...
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: Well, I have heard that if you tell someone what you wish for, it won't come true, so sorry! hehehe

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Well, just reading over your guestbook to catch up on what has been going on here at your site. I may add a poll to my site as you suggested, probably use the same cgi I have running on http://games.tca.net and http://bvaw.area-wide.com.. Anyways, I got a webcam last week, and when I get it working where its not hogging my resources on my win98 machine, or I set it up on my linux box, I may actually release the personal site I am working on. Well, life here is keeping me busy, so I shall go now... Laters..
Ed. Note: I have absolutely no clue what half of that jargon meant. In further postings, please refer to computer as "shiny box". Me no understand cgi and linux. Isn't linux the kid with the blanket?

Brother Todd Again - 03/10/99 11:46:36
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: somebody who does'nt really like to get paid or answer phone calls from anybody but people associated with Tony Smith
Favorite Quote: Anything my brother or father says
Favorite Movie: The Star Wars trilogy, and home movies regarding my dad's cruel sense of humor
What are you thinking right this second?: My last signing in this guestbook sucked
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: A permanently funded vacation, and more people like my mother

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I wonder if Ill get better birthday presents from mom this year.
Ed. Note: Let's start a fund drive...we'll call it "The Electric Mayhem Fund Drive to get Brother Todd more Money."

Todd - 03/10/99 02:39:47
My Email:Todd3cool@aol.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Tony Smith
Favorite Quote: So what
Favorite Movie: kids
What are you thinking right this second?: How short my lunch break is
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: A longer lunch, and to move back to texas

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Hey Tony I made it to your sight. Sorry this isnt longer but I got to get back to work. Todd

Adam Bailey - 03/06/99 18:04:49
My Email:arbail01@athena.louisville.edu
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: George Lucas
Favorite Quote: Oh S@!t!!!!!!!!
Favorite Movie: The Replacement Killers
What are you thinking right this second?: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: more wishes

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I just saw Kevin's website...That's awesome. To every person I know that visits this page...send me email. Tony - when did you move to Dallas? That's what I mean...I'm always the last to know. Anyway, great job on the site. Interesting, verrryyy inte esting.
Ed. Note: My aim, with this site, is to thoroughly entertain the part of your brain that still laughs at fart jokes. Everyone thinks farts are funny...most won't admit it, true, but they still think they're funny.
Susan - 03/03/99 19:51:12
My Email:sll19@juno.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Steve Austin
Favorite Quote: Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Ed. Note: I'm beginning to fear my own family now. Favorite Movie: Grease
What are you thinking right this second?: New Boston really sux!!!
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: Leave this hell hole they try to pass off as a town.

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hey cuz!! Just thought that I would sign your guestbook again for the hell of it. Hope you don't mind. L8R!!! ME

Kim Exum - 02/24/99 18:40:42
My Email:froglover_01@hotmail.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: I don't know
Favorite Quote: OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!
Favorite Movie: Step Mom
What are you thinking right this second?: that is confidential
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: to meet you in person

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I am a student of Alicia Crawford. Ed. Note: I'm only 23, I shouldn't be getting messages from students of friends of mine until I'm at least 30. Here at Rivercrest she teaches geometry and coaches a basketball team.

Kim Ross - 02/24/99 18:26:55
My Email:ross_kim_34@hotmail.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: don't know
Favorite Quote: to be or not to be that is the question
Favorite Movie: She's All That
What are you thinking right this second?: that i am bored
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: to find the right guy for me

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do you remember alicia crawford well she is a teacher at rivercrest high school (that is where i go to school at) and she teaches geometry see ya kim ross

Julie Hagar - 02/18/99 20:08:26
My Email:Jgirl6900@hotmail.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Phil Collins
Favorite Quote: What you mean "we", white woman.
Favorite Movie: Blazing Saddles
What are you thinking right this second?: How stupid my quote is and how you probably won't understand it!
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: Read people's minds!

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Hey, I'm from Lindale,too! You graduated a year before my sister, Becky Hagar 95'. Just browsing and found your site. Pretty cool! After all, there is nothing else to do in Lindale. Bye!


Joey Ellis - 01/22/99 12:01:34
My Email:cusser56@hotmail.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Hillbilly Tony-CWA Muscle Mania
Favorite Quote: "Goldberg or should I say GREENBERG.........-Chris Jericho
Favorite Movie: Breakfast Club(JDW)
What are you thinking right this second?: de ja vu
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: To work for the WWF

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Tony, I didnt know if you knew that I work in the wrestling business now.Ed. Note: Geez, you've come a long way from wrestling pillows when you were 12 with my Dad commentating. I'm a manager for various indy wrestling promotions in Tx.I've even done some tv...even though I dont have copys of the tv stuff.I do have alot of stuff on tape though.The next time we get together I'll let you check it out.We've even done some wrestling in LINDALE.There are pics of me on the net though.You can check them out if you want.Go to www.wrestlinginsiders.com and look at the TWA website.Also go to www.oocities.org/colosseum/stadi /5154/epw.htm.Look at the talent roster and my bio is on there.Go to their links page and find the Texas All Star Wrestling site and there is a pic of me and the tag team that I manage(The New Breed)Anyway check it out if you get the chance.

Joey Ellis - 01/22/99 10:59:16
My Email:cusser56@hotmail.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Ric Flair
Favorite Quote: "Thats great dude!"-Jeff Wright
Favorite Movie: Breakfast Club-Thankx 4 the memories
What are you thinking right this second?: filling stuff out sux
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: Jennifer Dawn Williams-come to me

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Tony, How are you bro....long time no see/hear.Just thinking of the old days and missing my friends.I'm glad to hear that everything is going well for you.I wish you nothing but luck in whatever endeavors you embark upon and I look forward to seeing you and Tod soon.Take care....Joey

Alicia Crawford - 01/22/99 02:17:42
My Email:crawfordalicia@hotmail.com
Favorite Movie: Dazed and Confused
What are you thinking right this second?: That I need to get more sleep
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: To still be in college

Comments:
Tony if anyone had any doubts about your sanity this site has answered them. It is good to see that you are still polluting the minds of those around you and now you have found a way to affect those not so near you. Congratulations!

Joy Peggram - 01/22/99 00:48:52
My Email:sjp8812@acs.tamu.edu
Favorite Movie: Top Gun
What are you thinking right this second?: No one
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: to receive a million dollars

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Tony, You are insane! How are things? Me, still in school for 3.5 more years but I love vet school. It is really hard but what I have always wanted to do. My class is real close to one another and we hang out and party all of the time. Now I know why so ma y vets and Drs. are alcoholics! The stress can be unbelievable! Matt Pickens is living with me this semester since his roomies graduated. He dates my best friend, Sharla. We are getting along great as roommates, but who would have ever thunk it???? E ail me!! Let me know about your life and job!! JOY

Misty Stoneking - 01/14/99 19:30:12
My Email:stonekim@quinlan.ednet10.net
Favorite Quote: "Got Milk?"
Favorite Movie: Two Stupid Dogs
What are you thinking right this second?: (Wicked little grin)
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: check out above answer

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They don't really like me to make comments. :( I don't really know why. Do you like to finger paint ? What color do you like to paint your fingers? Are you fond of your parental units? After reading your web page, I've book you a room next to mine. :) Oh...and I don't got milk...I got cow.

Us again, J and A - 01/14/99 01:39:11
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Jerry Lewis
Favorite Quote: "Pepsi !!!!!"
Favorite Movie: Independence Day
What are you thinking right this second?: I can't say!
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: What I am thinking

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Hey! There is a lot of "non-sense" on your guestbook. But it's cool. Found any women yet? they should all be flocking to your door with that gorgeous picture! hey ladies tone loc is for real. YEA! BABY! WHO's YO DADDY! C-ya soon Tony....

Joseph and Angie - 01/14/99 01:31:20
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Jerry Lewis

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!CHELSEA! - 01/11/99 23:42:05
My Email:chelseal@mail.utexas.edu
Favorite Quote: Whatever!
Favorite Movie: Tommy Boy/Friday
What are you thinking right this second?: Why doesnt Tony Write?
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: More wishes...

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Whats Up Tony Tonie Tone? Cool Page!

Susan Lindsey - 01/11/99 20:29:47
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Cabana/4443/
My Email:sll19@juno.com
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: OJ Simpson
Favorite Quote: If you don't like what I have to say, stop talking to me!!!
Favorite Movie: it's between "Grease" and "Full Metal Jacket" Take your pick!!!
What are you thinking right this second?: you wouldn't want to know
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: (use your imagination)*evil grin*

Comments:
Life is short so party hard. Just don't puke in the car.


amy sister - 01/04/99 20:36:33
My Email:amykate21@hotmail.com
Favorite Quote: It can't rain all the time
Favorite Movie: Star Wars Of course
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Yoda
What are you thinking right this second?: this is pretty bad if it is all I have to do with my time
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: To have a life

Comments:
well how are you my older and much more wiser brother Tony?

Codie Edwards - 01/04/99 20:16:32
My Email:ceedwards@harding.edu
Favorite Quote: Thats what exactly I was talking about!
Favorite Movie: Gone With the Wind
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Al Gore
What are you thinking right this second?: Where are you oh mighty Tony I can't find you !!!
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: To find you

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well I have looked every where but there is still no Tony are you under the chair or are you in the trash that I just through out? I don't know I think you is lo

- 01/03/99 15:45:09

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It's broke. Call an engineer, and get it fixed. I got stuff to say. Can't give good answers to a broke page. Fix it, fix it, help me, help me, please help me, the page is broke and it don't work good either. Ask Mr. Bill he know how I feel, it jsut b oke.

Toni Sue Lindsey - 01/01/99 16:53:01
My Email:auntnito@gte.net
Favorite Movie: Gone with the Wind
What are you thinking right this second?: How cute you look
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: To win the lottery

Comments:
A person should not have a cousin as cute as you are.

not important - 12/29/98 04:02:11
My Email:elieel@aol.com
Favorite Quote: Don't put that in your mouth. You don't know where it's been
Favorite Movie: Cow and Chicken
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: John who ???
What are you thinking right this second?: (wicked little grin)
If you could have one wish, what would it be?: I would want what I was thinking about in the above answer

Comments:
I got kinky the other day. It's really a nice change in my rather dull life. My husband seems to like it. I get really kinky in the shower but I look so bad I don't want hubby in there. I've learned to take care of things myself, though. Besides, on e I put a little mousse in it, the new perm's not that bad. I wanted to make my comment about my hair. This way there's no chance of me saying something wrong. :) Have a great day. I love you page

Rusty Brittain - 12/27/98 00:35:22
My Email:Elvis@1starnet.com
Favorite Quote: Hey giant I found your underwear
Favorite Movie: Raising Arizona
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Barry Manilow
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: holdem

Comments:
Barry Manilow should be your new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon

amy sister - 12/24/98 16:41:58
Favorite Quote: I do that a lot sometimes
Favorite Movie: Princes Bride
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Cartman of course
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Sheetswa
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Holdem

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Tony, Tony, Tony why for you go do these things? I just duno. You just well you just might be IGNARRENT

Kevin - 12/24/98 16:39:04

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Kevin - 12/24/98 16:26:09

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uncle rickey - 12/20/98 15:44:12
Favorite Quote: a little harder please
Favorite Movie: godfather
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: clinton
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: zaghawa
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: run like hell

Comments:
i still think you need a sex site.

Kevin Seitzer - 12/15/98 01:02:44
My URL:http://www.same_as_audrey
My Email:rmccraw@webtv.net
Favorite Quote: "grab my ankles, I'm going over!"
Favorite Movie: Arsenic and Old Lace
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Ton Loc
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Zurwadza
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Hold em is the only way

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I haven't graced the guest book lately. The freshmen try to stop me, but they can only hope to contain me. They cower at sight of my true revolutionary pressence. I mete out cruel justice as I see fit. They call me the Man. What simple minds they have. Al of them are but mere whiners, not even worthy eough to pet Uncle Ben. Alas and alack I must now go to grade their essays. There will be serious lametations tommorrow. (insert evil laughter here)

Gloria Peggram - 12/10/98 20:55:41
My Email:gpeg@tjc.tyler.cc.tx.us
Favorite Quote: "School's out."
Favorite Movie: Lonesome Dove

Comments:
Hi Tony, Is C---- still in the picture?????? No. I think of you and hope you will someday be a wealthy engineer. I am still a lowly teacher, but someone has to do it. Phone us over the holidays in Tyler at 5 -----. Merry Christmas, Gloria Peggram

Kevin - 12/10/98 18:29:38
My URL:http://www.pcxcess.com/lindale/
My Email:kevin@pcxcess.com
Favorite Quote: AMBUSH!!!
Favorite Movie: Either "Spaceballs" or "Strange Brew" :oD
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Brak
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Bob
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: I will fold this time...

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Heh, just needed to do a shameless plug for my website and wondering why people aren't going there. Come on people, its http://www.pcxcess.com/lindale!!! Hehe, anyways, I just finished going to the site over at lindale-tx.net, and man that thing sucks. Hmm, interesting proposition on whether I should involve myself in the Lindale scene once again and start helping them get rid of that site by doing a site for the metropolis of Lindale. Well, anyways, greetings f om Aggieland, Home of the Big12 Champions!!! :oP~ Anyways, feel free to email me, post on my msg board, or something... Later peoples!

bobo the clown - 12/09/98 03:47:36
My URL:http://www.uofclown.com
My Email:bobo@mail.uclown.edu
Favorite Quote: "Can I have a volunteer from the audience?"
Favorite Movie: It
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Krusty
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Clownomamba
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Honk their noses

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Clowns are the coolest. I wish everyone could be a clown like me. Wouldn't it be cool if aliens were really clowns and they came down and took over the Earth? Just think how much better the suck movie Star Wars would be if it had clowns in it instead o stupid things like Wookies and Jedi Knights! Sillily yours, Bobo "But that in your bipe and boke it!"

David Markham - 12/08/98 03:38:47
Favorite Quote: here i sit all down hearted, paid a nickle to crap and only farted
Favorite Movie: flight of the navigator
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: the brain bobby heenan
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: RUN, RUN, OH MY GOD YOU BETTER RUN!!!!!!!!

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VERY INTERTAINING MY CHILD. YOU SHALL SOON COMPLETE THE TRAINING AND BE A FULL FLEDGED JEDI.

Can't Tell - 12/07/98 22:27:15
My URL:http://www.findaceleb.com/list
My Email:anomaly@freak.com
Favorite Quote: Why be normal
Favorite Movie: Heat Wave
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Tonya Harding
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Boy
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: spindle

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Ben Franklin felt reading French poetry to women as they bathed was a wondreful pastime. Maybe you sould take a page form history. Don't check out the web site.

Bath-taking lass - 12/02/98 21:58:48
My URL:http://www.dotwothingsatonce.com
My Email:amyliz@webtv.net
Favorite Quote: "Girl, are you in the bathtub?? UGGHHH! That's too weird!"
Favorite Movie: Bathing Arizona
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: The Little Mermaid
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Bathsheba
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: bathe 'em

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Tony, I hope I have not messed your mind up for life. I promise the next time you call and I'm in the bathtub, I won't tell you where I am. OK? So, call us! Come see us! Don't be afraid! I'll wear my bathing suit, if it makes you feel better! Just, please don't stop being my friend! Love, Bathsheba

rspectre - 12/02/98 02:17:00
My Email:you know
Favorite Quote: SCREW ME ONCE SHAME ON YOU, SCREW ME TWICE ,SHAME ON ME
Favorite Movie: GODFATHER
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: peewee
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: i forgot
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: run, if a lot of money is involved

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why not have a sex site?

Fletcher Jowers - 11/28/98 03:41:27
My URL:http://home.switchboard.com/fletchjowers
My Email:fletchjowers1@webtv.net\
Favorite Quote: I will instruct my lawyers to mount Ms Lewinsky
Favorite Movie: Ol Cowboys and Dreamers
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: K D Smith
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Kunta (Toby)
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: None of the above

Comments:
This is my favorite web page

Fletcher Jowers - 11/28/98 03:32:20
My URL:http://switchboard.com/fletchjowers
My Email:fletchjowers1@webtv.net
Favorite Quote: I will instruct my lawyers to mount Ms Lewinsky
Favorite Movie: Ol Cowboys and Dreamers
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: K D Smith
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Kunta (Toby)
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: None of the above

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This is my favorite web page

Robby Barra - 11/27/98 05:47:43
My URL:http://elvis-presley.com
My Email:robbarra@aol.com
Favorite Quote: Leave The Gun, Take the Cannolis - Godfather
Favorite Movie: Dr. No
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Geraldo Rivera
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Run Like Hell

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I am frankly more scared of the tape of me drooling on my pillow at Tony's 12th birthday party getting out than the Super Bowl Shuffle.. I guess that's cause I didn't have a big role in it..

David Smith - 11/26/98 18:44:38
Favorite Movie: Armageddon
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Fred Smith
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Bluff most of the time

Comments:
Get yourself to dinner, I haven't eaten since about 7:30 last night. I feel like my stomach is hittin' my knees it's so empty.

- 11/25/98 23:28:24

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Harvey the Wonder Hampster - 11/23/98 01:00:17
My URL:http://www.same_as_audrey.com
My Email:rmccraw@webtv.net
Favorite Quote: my enemy employed a most effective strategy: first he hit me, then he kicked me, then he hit me again.
Favorite Movie: anyting with Carrot Top
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Gene Simmons
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Zurwadza
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: I always hold 'em baby. You should know by now!

Comments:
Forget the whole Star Wars thing. I can't wait to see what Spidey will do to Billy Batson!!!

John "El Gran Queso" Sripan - 11/16/98 18:41:35
My Email:watchtower@mail.utexas.edu
Favorite Quote: chomp ba chomp ba chewy cmomp
Favorite Movie: Street Fighter II Animated
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Yani
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Bob: Acolyte of all Biphitites
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: count my money....

Comments:
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it!

Uncle Tom - 11/16/98 15:41:46
Favorite Quote: It's five o'clock
Favorite Movie: Something about Harry
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Julie Andrews
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Charlie
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Raise

Comments:
Like Paw said ! Put this link at the top of your page so Paw and I can get to it better.

Mystery Ned - 11/13/98 19:27:47
Favorite Quote: Jim Henson: Don't worry, it's just a cough.
Favorite Movie: Deliverance
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Daid Koresh
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Zumfufu
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Throw a big party for them, only to have no one show up.

Comments:
Do you smell what the Rock is Cookin'?

BOB - 11/07/98 03:13:06
My URL:http://www.pcxcess.com/lindale
My Email:kevin@pcxcess.com
Favorite Quote: *yawn*
Favorite Movie: Ohh, I dunno, heading off in a little while to see "the water boy" tho..
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Well, I was leaning towards Barney, but someone went and killed him.
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Bohammed Shaka Khan
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Ya gotta hold em..

Comments:
Well, I had msg'd ur crazy self on aol to let you know about my new website I was playing with this week (see url above). I dunno if you got it or not, but ohh well... it should be done this weekend, or at least the start of it, need to finish my database Umm, other than that, I dunno... too much free time (I guess that's why I made that site) since the last girl I was dating went and got back with her old bf... Well, anyways, talk to you later. Give me some feedback on my site! hehe... AMBUSH! :oP~

Paw - 11/07/98 01:20:59
Favorite Quote: Semper Fi
Favorite Movie: Pocket Money
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Bullwinkle
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Ralph
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Call

Comments:
I was so excited when I saw your web page was finally updated, that I nearly wet my pants. I mean, I was like a puppy let out of the pen. The most exciting part was how you moved your "Hall of the Stupid" frame into the middle of the page. WOW, I am go ng to call all of my friends and tell them!

Paw - 11/04/98 00:48:52
Favorite Movie: One Flew Over The CooKoo's Nest
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Mongo
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Virgil
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Fondle 'em

Comments:
Your home page is getting boring. Same stuff. No updates to speak of. It's old stuff already. Be a considirate host. I want to be entertained. No mention of Bill Monroe and the Bluegrass boys. What do you do now? Has your creativity bottomed out?



Uncle Tom - 10/30/98 19:54:12
Favorite Quote: "I Promise?"
Favorite Movie: Behind Number Nine
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Ginger
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Saleen Bahamid Zuwarh Zaghawa
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Hold em, never Fold em Walk but don't Run

Comments:
My sky is still pinkypurplepokadotted what color is yours. And yes, the grass is blue. I know 'cause I saw it when you chased the third fox through the corn leading down to the river. And in my memory, I can see it there still. Can you still get three slaps on the bass?



brother tod - 10/29/98 05:24:23
Favorite Quote: run
Favorite Movie: throw momma from the train
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: my pet monkey
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: todo the love hammer
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: hold them

Comments:
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bailey - 10/29/98 04:36:41
My Email:mombailey@worldnet.att.net
Favorite Quote: the thing about your brother since I actually know him, and women in flocks

Comments:
Glad to see maturity hasn't become terminal. Love from Adam's mom. He sent me to this site and told me NOT to read the guestbook. Gee - I wonder why !



Adam Bailey - 10/28/98 01:57:09
My Email:arbail01@athena.louisville.edu
Favorite Quote: "Come in the evening, or come in the morning; Come when you're looked for, or come without warning." Thomas O. Davis (1814-1845 : The Welcome
Favorite Movie: The Superbowl Shuffle starring Tony Smith and others who shall remain nameless
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Goldberg (need I say more)
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Hold 'em (it gives me that special feeling)

Comments:
Tony, you worry me. You really do. You're going to drag the rest of us down with you. I like that in a person. You sick little monkey.



Grandma - 10/24/98 16:52:20
My URL:http://WHAT?
My Email:anymale.whatever
Favorite Quote: I have no idea.
Favorite Movie: The Mark of Zorro
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Who's John Denver
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Mahatma
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Mosey (away)

Comments:
You never call me or come see me or write. I love you anyway.



Eric Estrada - 10/20/98 03:02:22
My URL:http://www.iseeyourschhttp://www.iseeyourschwartz.isasbig.asmine.com
My Email:rmccraw@webtv.net
Favorite Quote: "roll over, pull over, Igotta blow my nose.Sneezin', wheezin' still I'm pleazin'....
Favorite Movie: Leprechaun 2
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Teller (Penn's silient partner)
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Zurwadza
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: I always hold 'em baby! 'cause they're my jigglies, Yeah!

Comments:
Once upon a time, there was a smallish town. In that town lived rather largish man in a somewhat larger than smallish house. Within that somewhat larger than smallish house was a black and white tv that was a rather bit on the small side of smallish. The largish man enjoye watching fishing for larger than largish fish on his b&w tv that was a rather bit on the small side of smallish. His chinchilla watched with him. That chinchilla had a big honkin' heart. And I think that is an important lesson for all of us.



Audrey Piper "Cinque" (my new african name) - 10/20/98 02:36:13
My URL:http://www.robby_is_da_bomb.com
My Email:whpcrm@aol.com
Favorite Quote: "your mama"
Favorite Movie: your mama
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: your mama
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: already had my name legally changed, I am now Cinque, Warrior Nun
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: run forrest, run

Comments:
Tone Loc, You will no longer call me by my white name...you will call me cinque, leader of the people in blue house land.



Tony "DangerFunk" Smith - 10/19/98 19:34:05
My URL:http://you_are_looking_at_it.com
My Email:tsmith1212@aol.com
Favorite Quote: ""ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY FREEZE........EVERYBODY JUST GET DOWN ON THE GROUND."" "Well, which is it young feller? You want I should freeze, or should I drop ..... cause if'n I drop I ain't likely to be frozen, and if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion." ""SHADDUP!!"
Favorite Movie: anything but independent Films, they're all about tree loving hippy crap and gay cowboys eating pudding.
Now that John Denver is dead, who should be our new spokesperson in the Electric Mayhem Spleen-o-biphida Annual Telethon?: Tom Jones (sang "It's Not Unusual")
Louis Farrakhan African Generated Name: Rasheem
Hold em, Fold em, Walk Away, or Run?: Hold em....

Comments:
If you don't understand the final question regarding holding and folding, I suggest you go tend to your sheep.



Uncle Tom - 10/19/98 16:39:57
Favorite Movie: Overboard
Favorite 3rd Stooge (Curly, Shemp, or Joe): Roland
Jolt Cola, Cabbage, or EZ Cheese?: Yahoo
Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?: Every morning, but it does not last long. Dial, don't you know.

Comments:
Hey Tony, Did you ever learn to color with your tongue in your mouth? Do you hide from your mom when she takes you shopping for your clothes? Do all you suphisticated freinds know that you know every word to every Bluegrass song ever written? Do you still love me, Tony? I love you.
Ed. Note: I find my Uncle Tommy's humor disturbing. Bluegrass, huh? What color is the sky in your world, Uncle Tommy? Never heard of this "blue" grass.



Pam - 10/19/98 01:09:47
My Email:jbg@1starnet.com
Favorite Movie: Fifth Element
Favorite 3rd Stooge (Curly, Shemp, or Joe): Moe
Jolt Cola, Cabbage, or EZ Cheese?: must explain
Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?: never

Comments:
You are way above my head with your web page. I am over the hill and have no idea what your sixth category means. I enjoyed reading your guest book. Your sires are really, really???



Mark Lemke - 10/16/98 01:44:18
My URL:http://www.me_andAudrey_sameasiteverwas.com
My Email:rmccraw@webtv.net
Favorite Movie: Spaced Invaders
Favorite 3rd Stooge (Curly, Shemp, or Joe): Al Del Grecco
Jolt Cola, Cabbage, or EZ Cheese?: Cabbage baby! Its Switched On!!
Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?: Yes, but then I got rid of the bodies

Comments:
Oy! I am turning old. I just got back from a freshman football game. My own VCR confounds me. I'm proctoring the SAT on Saturday. AKKK! Proctor is starting to sound like proctologist. Can that be far behind? Gotta go, must obey urge to get a good seat at Luby s.



i still cnnotrea you scren lvod - 10/15/98 04:49:34

**Editor's Note: Okay, this is by far the best quote yet...it's from my brother Todd...I think... The story goes: A couple of nights ago I spoke to my brother, and he let me know that since he has WebTV he couldn't read my sign in screen for my guestbook because the white background blurred too much on his TV and his keyboard acts all screwy. I told him I would fix it, but obviously I didn't get the chance to do it by the time Todd posted this lovely quote for all to read, whic translated reads: "I still cannot read your screen. Love, Todd." Many lauds and adorations must be showered upon my brother for these 6 words of wisdom.***





Adam Bailey - 10/14/98 00:01:14
My Email:arbail01@athena.louisville.edu
Favorite Movie: Blazing Saddles
Favorite Quote: "Hold on while I whip this out..." (it's from the movie)
Favorite 3rd Stooge (Curly, Shemp, or Joe): Tony Smith
Jolt Cola, Cabbage, or EZ Cheese: Jolt Cola
Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?: Sometimes, but I'm in Kentucky...I fit right in.

Comments:
Tony, if your mother ever lets those tapes out we're in big, big trouble. Nice page. Very creative guests you have. But who are those crazy people who claim to be your parents? You know there are laws against stalking now.
Ed. note: Rest assured...my parents realize someday someone is going to have to take care of them and wipe their butts for them, and if those tapes ever......ever ever ever.....get out, I'll leave my parents itching for weeks.< r>



Erin Bryant - 10/12/98 03:58:27
My Email:sbryant@tyler.net
Favorite Movie: Scream&Scream2
Favorite Quote: SUCK IT!!
Favorite 3rd Stooge (Curly, Shemp, or Joe): Curly
Jolt Cola, Cabbage, or EZ Cheese: Jolt Cola
Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?: take a whif

Comments:
You are such a wanker that you should be called "The King". Thank you, thank you very much.



Charlsie - 10/11/98 08:17:27
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/tx/daisytoe
My Email:charlsie_@hotmail.com
Favorite Movie: GoodWill Hunting! Favorite 3rd Stooge (Curly, Shemp, or Joe): Curly! Jolt Cola, Cabbage, or EZ Cheese: EZ Cheese all the way!! Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?: I take the 5th!! *lol* Comments: Hey! I talked to you just last night! Your page is very interesting, to say the least! *LOL* But i like it!!! I'll keep my eye on it...See ya Wednesday!!! *smilin* Charlsie kd smith - 10/10/98 02:46:38 My Email:kd5@webtv.net Favorite Movie: Who S___ On My Saddle Favorite Quote: "why for you bury me in the cold, cold groun'" Favorite 3rd Stooge (Curly, Shemp, or Joe): Larry Jolt Cola, Cabbage, or EZ Cheese: Bean dip Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?: After eating lots of bean dip. Comments: I'm so proud that can manage your own home page. It makes me feel you have potential for someday becoming a whole wit. Ed. note: Thank God for genetics. Pat Smith - 10/09/98 22:18:11 Favorite Movie: Wrastlin Birthday Fun Favorite Quote: Let's Tangle Favorite 3rd Stooge (Curly, Shemp, or Joe): They're all hunks! Jolt Cola, Cabbage, or EZ Cheese: Jolt Cola Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?: no Comments: I thought I'd see if I could compete with all the cleverness of your friends and cohorts. But since I've gone blonde, I am so confused!!!! But remember: Tony Pot Pete, ............. Aquaman - 10/09/98 03:08:18 My URL:http://sameasAudrey_s.com My Email:rmccraw@webtv.net Favorite Movie: Howard the Duck Favorite Quote: "he could if he were an African Swallow, couldn't he?...Well, yes I suppose..." Favorite 3rd Stooge (Curly, Shemp, or Joe): Balki Jolt Cola, Cabbage, or EZ Cheese: Cabbage Baby, yeah! Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?: Only when I'm alone...with you (Cure) Comments: The incerdible lightness of my own being has me too preoccupied to comment any further, I really just wanted the world to know my true feelings about Balki. angela markham - 10/09/98 02:41:00 Favorite Movie: boogers on a hot tin roof Favorite Quote: Dont let your deal go down Favorite 3rd Stooge (Curly, Shemp, or Joe): shemp Jolt Cola, Cabbage, or EZ Cheese: ez cheese Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?: all the time Comments: ming low ching chaw tae wing waw maew!! Uncle Tom once removed - 10/08/98 22:35:19 Favorite Movie: Deliverance Favorite Quote: "Sang for his supper" Favorite 3rd Stooge (Curly, Shemp, or Joe): Curly Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?: Like I had visited the Oral Office anteroom Comments: Do you still sleep with the light on? Did you ever find a king size rubber sheet for the mattress you got down at the Good Will Store? When do you get to start driving trains, or did they find out you like to play with matches? Have ya skinned any yell w cats lately? I still remember how much you loved peeling those yellow cats. Audrey "Rowdy Rody" Piper - 10/07/98 18:48:18 My URL:http://don't_have_one.com My Email:WHPCRM@aol.com Favorite Movie: The Major and The Minor Favorite Quote: "PSHAW!" Favorite 3rd Stooge (Curly, Shemp, or Joe): Brak Jolt Cola, Cabbage, or EZ Cheese: EZ Cheese and Crackers Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?: dAILY Comments: Tony, You are me hero. I worship the ground you walk on. I'm not worthy. I am finally signing your guest book because I am bored at work. I want to add in that your parents are really cool. I will roshambo you. Howdy Ho! Thanks for making fun of my hal ween costume from last year. It rocked. The only reason you won is because we knew that you would complain about it forever otherwise :) Love, Audrey Tony Smith - 10/07/98 16:43:46 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Docks/8121/index.html My Email:tsmith1212@aol.com Favorite Movie: Young Frankenstein Favorite Quote: Life moves pretty fast...if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you might miss it. Favorite 3rd Stooge (Curly, Shemp, or Joe): Curly Jolt Cola, Cabbage, or EZ Cheese: Jolt Cola Do you ever get that unfresh feeling?: Before graduating, during final exams. Comments: If you ever need a friend, anybody on this page is a great one to have. I'm getting all vrklempt....talk amongst yourselves. Frau Bleuker - 10/07/98 01:43:19 My Email:rmccraw@texoma.net Favorite Quote: The Russians are coming! Favorite Movie: Transformers: The Movie Comments: Hmmm, weekly column ehh? Could be fun (or toxic) I'll have to see what I can come up with. Page looks good (B the wy your picture makes me feel kinda funny....like clmbing the rope in gym class or something) - 10/06/98 16:19:35 My Email:watchtower@mail.utexas.edu Favorite Quote: "...trust me..." Favorite Movie: Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie Comments: ..got any chihuahuas with no heads and little stumps for legs..... :- slu foot - 10/05/98 09:37:49 Favorite Quote: im a wild and crazy guy Favorite Movie: buffy the vampire slayer Comments: uhhh no! dont touch me Slow Ned - 10/05/98 03:52:59 My Email:rmccraw@webtv.net Favorite Quote: "Don't think, it can only hurt the ballclub" Favorite Movie: Drunken Master Comments: I was thinking that you really need to add links to pages about big hairy spiders. Yeah, I think that would be awesome! Maybe have some pictures of spiders and the marks they leave. Ooh-- what about a wav of spiders skittering across a linoleum floor. Jus a suggestion. Its not like your other stuff isn't plenty cool. Kevin - 10/02/98 18:18:14 My URL:http://ww.pcxcess.com My Email:webmaster@pcxcess.com Favorite Quote: "Yea, right..." Favorite Movie: Hmm, I'll have to get back with you on that. Comments: Well, glad to see that you decided to finally get a little closer to the real world (building a website). Now you need to dump AOL and get a real ISP. Heh, anyways, email me sometimes guy so I can find out all the bad things you have done since high schoo . :o) Ohh, and if you need any help with something on the webpage, stop by #html on IRC's EFnet. Ohh, wait, sorry, it was taken over, now go to #html98... Heh, so I can kick you around. Email me sometime! Later... Ruben - 10/02/98 05:42:54 My Email:spacey7@hotmail.com Favorite Quote: In your face, bizzatch!! Favorite Movie: Braveheart Comments: Tony. Why don't you ever write, fool. The webpage looks pretty cool. I'm glad you included an emulator. You can never have too many games on your computer. ma & pa - 10/02/98 02:40:41 My Email:kd5@webtv.net Favorite Quote: "Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and thou shalt be saved." Favorite Movie: Lassie Come Home Comments: Why don't you ever call? When was the last time you changed your sheets? Don't forget to wear clean underwear. What's with this home page stuff; why do you engage in such mental masturbation? You never write. Eat with small bites. Don't eat so much junk food!