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Scientists today have discovered that Sausage dogs are not actually made of Sausage. For the last 3000 years people have had Sausage Dogs as pets, thinking that they were made of Sausage. A new study quashes those claims. "We have been studying Sausage Dogs for the past 8 years here at Ween Laboratories in Auckland," said scientist Dr Marty Poparty, "and we have finally found out what Sausage Dogs are actually made of. The sad thing is that we had to sacrifice over 900 dogs to find the results, but it was probably worth it. The main ingredient of a Sausage Dog is Cardboard, which is about 42%. Then its corn at 22%, aluminium at 14%, Weet Bix at 13% and raisins at about 9%." This amazing break through in Sausage Dog science is a highlight in Dr Marty Poparty's stirling 20 year career in Sausagedogolectomy. When asked how happy he was, Dr Poparty said "My nipples are rock hard". This discovery leaves a lot of scientists now pondering whether Catfish consist of any Cat, are Horse shoes made of Horse, does Birdseed grow birds, and do Toadstools really have toads in them. Hopefully the answers to those questions are just around the corner. |
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