Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's devine to own a dick,
From the worlds tinniest little tadger,
To the worlds biggest prick.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wifes best friend,
Your percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
