Sorezore no Haru Yasumi

It's spring break! That longed after, hormonal-induced week of freedom of unadultarated
debauchery that all students (and a few assassins) have been looking forward too after
long months of studying (and erum... other 'stuff').

At the Koneko no Sumu Ie, the Weiß boys have been preparing to have a lot of fun for
Spring Break...

Omi: *swamped by fangirls* HELP?!

Ken: *jumping up and down* But it's Spring Break and everyone else is so please please
please please please please!!?? 

Aya: NO. Get back to work.

Ken: *pouting* But Ayaaaaaaaa.... 

Aya: Ken, we are ASSASSINS, not students. Asassins don't get Spring Break as a
holiday, you idiot.

Ken: But--

Aya: *twitches and grabs katana* SHI-NEEE!!!

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Meanwhile, over at Schwartz HQ...

Schu: *whiny voice* Braaaaaaaadleeeeeeeeyyy... 

Brad: No. We have work to do.

Schu: But Nagi gets the week off!

Nagi: *packing bags*

Brad: No, he doesn't. He's working, like the rest of-- *ducks as a suitcase flies into the
wall*

Nagi: JERK! *runs off to his room and slams the door*

Schu: *glomps onto Brad* But BRAAAAAAAADLEEEEEEEEY...!!!

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: Aya's spring break :

"If you're not going to buy something, LEAVE!" 
"SHI-NEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" 
Omi: "Aya-kun, it's really nice out today! Let's go to the beach!"
"Hn."

: Omi's spring break :

Ken: "Oi, OMI??!"
*sounds of keyboard typing heard*
[3 days later...]
Ken: "OMI???!" 
*echo of keyboard typing STILL heard*

: Youji's spring break :

*walks in, big grin plastered on his face*
"Youji-kun, where have you been all week?"
*leans closer to Omi and whispers. Omi nosebleeds and passes out.*
Aya: "Get your lazy ass to work, Kudou!"
*heads upstairs and sleeps for the rest of the week*
Aya: *grabs katana* KUDOU!!

: Ken's spring break :

"Yosh! I've got my swim trunks, sunscreen, food, camping gear, fishing gear, bug
repellent, soccer ball, surfboard..."
Omi: "Ken-kun, spring break's only a week long..." *sweatdrops*
Aya: "Ken, I need some help in the storage room." *grabs Ken and drags him off before
he can complain. indecent moaning echoes from the back*

(Scene jump! Geh, I'm sooo corny... >_<)

: Crawford's spring break :

*sitting on the sofa, reading the Wall Street Journal. muffled screams are heard from the
closet, and Brad grins*
"Spring break isn't so bad after all..." *drinks some coffee as a bastardly grin spreads
across his face*

: Schuldig's spring break :

"Oh Bradley...." *drapes himself over the American's shoulders and purrs in his ear*
Brad: *points a gun between Schu's eyes*
Schu: Foreplay first, eh? Fine with me; that's how Kudou likes it too...
Brad: *twitches* WHAT??!
*orders a case of Chivas Regal and charges it to Brad's account. Insert random lemon
fantasy here!*

(ACK! no kill me, minna! I can't write good lemons! >_<)

: Nagi's spring break :

*typing echoes throughout the complex.* Schu: Nagster, have you seen my sham--
*sweatdrops as he sees a small, blonde figure jump out the window.*

: Farfarello's spring break :

*sitting at counter, surrouded by glitter, lace, and candy*
Schu: "What ARE you doing??"
Farf: "Making easter baskets. The Easter Bunny hurts God." *pauses to lick scissors and
tie a pink ribbon in Schu's hair* 

As you can see, everyone LOVES spring break... *ignores aruguing in the background*

Owari.

So, what did you think? I know, it was bad, but I needed SOMETHING to do for a
week! ^^;; This was written during my Spring Break, in which I spent the majority of it
buffing floors, cleaning windows, and having my VCR run non-stop. Yay. The Chivas
Regal line was requested by Schu. It was Wild Turkey, but he insisted that he wasn't that
cheap... *nervous grin* I hope the boys weren't too corny for ya! Maybe I'll have them
goto the Copa Cabana next year! ^__^ 

The pairings, for those of you who were too busy laughing...
Aya/Ken, Omi/Nagi, Schu/Brad, Youji/Schu

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